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Salary of retired US Presidents .. . . . . $180,000 FOR LIFE.

Salary of House/Senate members .. . . $174,000 FOR LIFE

This is stupid

Salary of Speaker of the House .. . . . . $223,500 FOR LIFE.

This is really stupid

Salary of Majority / Minority Leaders . . $193,400 FOR LIFE.

Average Salary of a teacher . . .. . . . .. . . . . .. .$40,065

Average Salary of a deployed Soldier . . .. . . .. $38,000

Here’s where the cuts should be made!

Congressional Reform Act of 2017

1. No Tenure / No Pension. A Congressman / woman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they’re out of office.

2. Congress (past, present, & future) participates in Social Security.

All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, and Congress participates with the American people. It may not be used for any other purpose.

3. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do.

4. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.

5. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people.

6. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people.

7. All contracts with past and present Congressmen/women are void effective 3/1/17. The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen/women.

Congress made all these contracts for themselves. Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, so ours should serve their term(s), then go home and go back to work.

TRUMP, in a recent interview with CNBC, offers one of the best quotes about the debt ceiling: "I could end the deficit in five minutes," he told CNBC. "You just pass a law that says that anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP, all sitting members of Congress are ineligible for re-election".

The 26th Amendment ( granting the right to vote for 18 year-olds ) took only three months and eight days to be ratified! Why? Simple! The people demanded it. That was in 1971 – before computers, e-mail, cell phones, etc.

Of the 27 amendments to the Constitution, seven (7) took one (1) year or less to become the law of the land – all because of public pressure.

Trump is asking each addressee to forward this email to a minimum of twenty people on their address list; in turn ask each of those to do likewise.

In three days, most people in The United States of America will have the message. This is one idea that really should be passed around.
If each person contacts a minimum of twenty people, then it will only take three days for most people in the U.S. to receive the message. It’s time!
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V2 making Love

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I know just how to whisper
And I know just how to cry
I know just where to find the answers
And I know just how to lie

I know just how to fake it
And I know just how to scheme
I know just when to face the truth
And then I know just when to dream

And I know just where to touch you
And I know just what to prove
I know when to pull you closer
And I know when to let you loose

And I know the night is fading
And I know the time’s gonna fly
And I’m never gonna tell you everything I gotta tell you
But I know I gotta give it a try

And I know the roads to riches
And I know the ways to fame
I know all the rules and then I know how to break ’em
And I always know the name of the game

But I don’t know how to leave you
And I’ll never let you fall
And I don’t know how you do it
Making love out nothing at all..

Every time I see you all the rays of the sun are all
Streaming through the waves in your hair
And every star in the sky is taking aim at your eyes
Like a spotlight

The beating of my heart is a drum and it’s lost
And it’s looking for a rhythm like you
You can take the darkness from the pit of the night
And turn it to a beacon burning endlessly bright

I’ve gotta follow it cause everything I know
Well it’s nothing till I give it to you

I can make the runner stumble
I can make the final block
And I can make every tackle at the sound of the whistle
I can make all the stadiums rock
I can make tonight forever
Or I can make it disappear by the dawn
And I can make you every promise that has ever been made
And I can make all your demons be gone

But I’m never gonna make it without you
Do you really wanna see me crawl
And I’m never gonna make it like you do
Making love out of nothing at all

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Making love out of nothing at all lyrics

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I know just how to whisper
And I know just how to cry
I know just where to find the answers
And I know just how to lie

I know just how to fake it
And I know just how to scheme
I know just when to face the truth
And then I know just when to dream

And I know just where to touch you
And I know just what to prove
I know when to pull you closer
And I know when to let you loose

And I know the night is fading
And I know the time’s gonna fly
And I’m never gonna tell you everything I gotta tell you
But I know I gotta give it a try

And I know the roads to riches
And I know the ways to fame
I know all the rules and then I know how to break ’em
And I always know the name of the game

But I don’t know how to leave you
And I’ll never let you fall
And I don’t know how you do it
Making love out nothing at all
(Making love) out of nothing at all
(Making love) out of nothing at all
(Making love)
Out of nothing at all
(Making love) out of nothing at all
(Making love) out of nothing at all
(Making love) out of nothing at all

Every time I see you all the rays of the sun are all
Streaming through the waves in your hair
And every star in the sky is taking aim at your eyes
Like a spotlight

The beating of my heart is a drum and it’s lost
And it’s looking for a rhythm like you
You can take the darkness from the pit of the night
And turn it to a beacon burning endlessly bright

I’ve gotta follow it cause everything I know
Well it’s nothing till I give it to you

I can make the runner stumble
I can make the final block
And I can make every tackle at the sound of the whistle
I can make all the stadiums rock
I can make tonight forever
Or I can make it disappear by the dawn
And I can make you every promise that has ever been made
And I can make all your demons be gone

But I’m never gonna make it without you
Do you really wanna see me crawl
And I’m never gonna make it like you do
Making love out of nothing at all

(Making love) out of nothing at all
(Making love) out of nothing at all
(Making love)
Out of nothing at all
(Making love) out of nothing at all
(Making love) out of nothing at all
(Making love, love)

Out of nothing at all (Making love)
Out of nothing at all (Making love)
Out of nothing at all (Making love, love)

Out of nothing at all (Making love)
Out of nothing at all (Making love)
Out of nothing at all (Making love, love, love)

DIRTYMIND JOKES

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1. What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum, you perv!

2. Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?
ring

3. What’s at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
A TOOTHBRUSH

4. You play with it at night before bed. You can’t be seen fiddling with it at work. You only let very, very special people touch it. What is it?
PHONE

5. What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
cuCUMber

6. What does every woman have that starts with a "V" and that she can use to get what she wants?
VOICE

7. What goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down?
An elevator

8. What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?
MONEY

9. What’s made of rubber, handed out at some schools, and exists to prevent mistakes?
ERASERS

10. People think these are better when they’re longer, but short ones can be really powerful, too, and there is totally such a thing as TOO long. What are they?
TWEETS

11. What’s most useful when it’s long and hard?
college education.

12. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is really short. Mickey Mouse’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What is it?
last name

13. If you put three fingers into these holes, it’s gonna be a shocker. What am I talking about?
A POWER OUTLET

14. What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" and is the hottest part of the movie industry?
POPCORN

15. It’s fun to do, but you hate knowing your parents do it, too. What is it?
FACEBOOK

16. Every man has one, some are big, some are small. Blowing them feels great, but they drip if you aren’t careful. What are they?
Noses

17. What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?
Seatbelts

18. What’s white, gooey, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
Toothpaste

19. What gets wetter when things get steamy?
Steam boats

20. They’re powerful and fun, especially when you put your fingers in them. What are they?
Bowling balls

21. Some people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed.
BUNK-BED

22. What’s squishy, bouncy, and comes in pairs?
2bunnies!

23. You get a lot of it if you’re important and successful, you get less when you’re just starting out. You sometimes do it with yourself if you need to, but it’s a lot better when it’s with other people.
Email

24. What’s beautiful and natural, but gets prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?
grass

25. What’s messy and difficult to clean up after sex?
FEELINGS

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Dirty minded jokes

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1. What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?

Chewing gum, you perv!

2. Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?
 ring! Get your mind out of the gutter!

3. What’s at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?

A TOOTHBRUSH. COME ON.

4. You play with it at night before bed. You can’t be seen fiddling with it at work. You only let very, very special people touch it. What is it?

Your smart phone! DUH.

5. What’s long and hard and has cum in it?

A cuCUMber. Haha, got you.

6. What does every woman have that starts with a "V" and that she can use to get what she wants?
er VOICE, you sexist asshole.

7. What goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down?

An elevator. You’re a disgusting human being.

8. What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?
CBSONEY. Your mind is basically a citizen of the gutter.

9. What’s made of rubber, handed out at some schools, and exists to prevent mistakes?
RASERS. Safety first, kiddos!

10. People think these are better when they’re longer, but short ones can be really powerful, too, and there is totally such a thing as TOO long. What are they?

WEETS. 140 characters is not enough to express how gross your imagination is.

11. What’s most useful when it’s long and hard?
college education.

12. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is really short. Mickey Mouse’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What is it?
ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.c last name. Did you really think… Oh my god.

13. If you put three fingers into these holes, it’s gonna be a shocker. What am I talking about?

A POWER OUTLET. BECAUSE THAT WOULD GIVE YOU AN ELECTRIC SHOCK. DON’T DO IT.

14. What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" and is the hottest part of the movie industry?
…
POPCORN, OBVIOUSLY.

15. It’s fun to do, but you hate knowing your parents do it, too. What is it?
Columbia Pictures / Via

ACEBOOK. WOW. You’re so twisted.

16. Every man has one, some are big, some are small. Blowing them feels great, but they drip if you aren’t careful. What are they?

Noses. They’re noses. Why would you even think… Ugh.

17. What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?
goodriddlesnow.com / Via …eatbelts. Ew, man.

18. What’s white, gooey, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
…
oothpaste. Dental hygiene is so important. You sick freak.

19. What gets wetter when things get steamy?
…team boats! An integral part of the evolution of marine travel!

20. They’re powerful and fun, especially when you put your fingers in them. What are they?
…
owling balls! Hahahahahahahaha. I know what you were thinking…

21. Some people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed.
…
BUNK-BED. Dumbass.

22. What’s squishy, bouncy, and comes in pairs?
…Two bunnies!

23. You get a lot of it if you’re important and successful, you get less when you’re just starting out. You sometimes do it with yourself if you need to, but it’s a lot better when it’s with other people.
…
Email. Calm down.

24. What’s beautiful and natural, but gets prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?
…
rass. Like, on a lawn. Your brain is such a nasty place.

25. What’s messy and difficult to clean up after sex?
k

FEELINGS. Yeah. Bet you feel like a dick now.

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