LOOKING FOR LOVE: TALKING DIRTY IN JAPANESE
By Sara Who


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New relationships always come with their share of surprises — some a lot more exciting than others. Yes, you are not imagining things; I am talking about doing the deed, the horizontal tango, hanky panky or whatever you like to call it.

First times are usually exciting, but often nerve-racking. You might be wondering if your experience will differ from the usual, and if language barriers will put a damper on the mood. What can you expect when you want to get frisky with your new Japanese honey?

Thankfully, the bedroom is often an area where the language of love is mostly spoken through gestures rather than words. Even if your Japanese skills are elementary at best, you should be able to navigate your way without the help of a phrasebook.

Unless, that is, you happen to have a particularly vocal partner.

There is no bigger mood killer than a sudden grammar lesson in the throes of passion.
Trust me. I learned it the hard way. Nearing the end of a particularly steamy afternoon, my boyfriend said to me in Japanese: “Tell me to come!”

I was completely stumped. I racked my brains for a minute, but could only come up with a very hesitant and completely un-sexy: “Itte hoshii?” When my boyfriend started giggling instead of well, you know, I knew I’d obviously said the wrong thing. Sometimes, it does pay off to come prepared.

If you want to impress your partner, try some of these expressions next time you get down to business. A word of advice: to attain the desired effect, talking dirty in bed should always be done with confidence. If you can’t pull off these expressions while sounding natural, better stick to your mother tongue for now. I’m sure your partner loves it anyway!

The ABCs of sex in Japanese
ちんちん (Chinchin) : penis, dick
Some shyer girls might refer to it as “おちんちん” (ochinchin) or “honorable penis” in English, to the delight of males all over Japan.
まんこ (Manko): vagina, pussy
おっぱい (Oppai): breasts, boobs
おおきい (Ookii!): It’s so big! / They’re so big!
Can be used to talk about the male anatomy or breasts.
すごいきれい! (Sugoi kirei.): You look gorgeous. / They’re gorgeous.
Often used to talk about breasts.
なめてほしい！ (Namete hoshii!): Lick (or suck) it!
くすぐったい (Kusuguttai!): It tickles!
だめ! (Dame!): You can’t! / Don’t do that!
Tread carefully with this one. Depending on the situation, it could actually mean “keep doing that” or “don’t do that.” If you’re not sure, ask. In Japanese porn, girls often try to appear “demure” by saying no at first, even though they really “want it” but are too embarrassed to say. There’s nothing wrong with a bit of role play in the bedroom, as long as both parties are ok with it.
やめて! (Yamete!): Stop!
See above.
いれてほしい (Irete hoshii!): Put it in! / I want it now!
なまがいい (Nama ga ii!): Let’s do it bareback!
なまはだめ (Nama wa dame!): No, let’s use a condom!
きもちいい (Kimochi ii… ): It feels good….
ぬれてる (Nureteru!): You’re so wet!
あったかい (Attakai!): You’re so warm!
やばい! (Yabai!): It feels amazing!
がまんして (Gaman shite!): Don’t come yet!
がまんできない (Gaman dekinai… ): I can’t wait any longer…
だして! (Dashite!): Come!
いきそう (Ikisou!): I’m gonna come!
いく (Iku!): I’m coming!
Topics: Looking for Love

Sara Who
Intercultural explorer, matchmaking choreographer, dating in Tokyo since 2011.

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CNN has obtained a Philippines police report bout the terrorist plot of September 11, 2001 that was given to the FBI in 1995 and the U.S. agency’s summary document of the report, which left out any mention of the plot.

Philippine authorities said the United States did not take their information seriously. The documents come on the heels of a congressional report that indicates the U.S. intelligence community missed several clues that could have added up to the terrorist plot before the attacks. (Full story)

Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, the alleged mastermind of those attacks and the highest-ranking al Qaeda operative in custody, told his U.S. interrogators that planning for the attacks on New York and Washington began in 1994 in the Philippine capital.

In the mid-1990s, Mohammed, who had become al Qaeda’s third-highest-ranking leader by the time he was arrested in 2003, lived in an apartment in Manila. (Mohammed profile)

Mohammed told his U.S. interrogators that he and his nephew, Ramzi Yousef — who is serving a life sentence for his role in the 1993 World Trade Center bombing — began plotting what would become the September 11 attacks seven years earlier.

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In 1994, the two tested airport security — Mohammed on a flight from Manila to Seoul, South Korea; Yousef on a flight from Hong Kong to Taipei, Taiwan.

Mohammed told authorities that the two men converted 14 bottles of contact lens solution into bombs by replacing their contents with an inexpensive liquid explosive readily available in the Philippines.

In place of a detonator, Mohammed said, he taped a metal bolt to the arch of his foot. He then wore jewelry and clothing with metal to confuse airport security.

He said he and Yousef placed condoms in their bags to support their cover story that they were traveling to meet women.

Later that same year, Yousef would plant and explode a bomb on a Philippine Airlines flight during another test run. He had boarded a jet in Manila under an assumed name, planted the device under a seat and left the aircraft during a layover. The bomb exploded during the next leg of the flight, killing one passenger and injuring 10 others, but the plane remained intact and made an emergency landing in Japan.

The two were set to carry out a plot to bomb 11 U.S.-bound airliners over the Pacific in a 48 hour span — attacks that the FBI estimates would have killed 4,000 people.

Those attacks were prevented when an accidental fire in their safe house apartment led to their cell being broken up.

Authorities searching Yousef’s laptop computer found detailed plans to blow up the airliners — including flight numbers and schedules, and bombmaking formulas.

Mohammed was indicted in the United States in 1996 for his alleged involvement in that conspiracy. That indictment landed him on the FBI’s list of 22 Most-Wanted Terrorists, issued in October 2001.

Only one member of the cell was arrested in the raid: Abdul Hakim Murad, Yousef’s classmate, who had trained as a commercial pilot at four aviation schools in the United States.

Col. Rodolfo Mendoza, a counterterroism expert with the Philippines police, interrogated Murad and discovered what he believes is the blueprint for September 11.

In addition, the plots uncovered in Manila included one to assassinate the U.S. president and plans to attack nuclear power plants.

"They had a plan to crash the airplane — the commercial jetliner — into the specific target," Mendoza said. "They have done it after seven years. So I believe all these plans, old plans, are supposed to be executed."

The 1995 report listed the World Trade Center and the Pentagon as targets.

Philippine authorities say all the information they discovered was handed over to the FBI.

Top al Qaeda figure

Mohammed told interrogators that the 1995 operation was his first for al Qaeda.

Born in Kuwait in either March 1964 or April 1965, Mohammed’s al Qaeda roots run deep and wide

Through the years, he passed along the lessons he learned to agents he controlled, including so-called millennium bomber Ahmed Ressam and shoe bomber Richard Reid.

Ressam, 34, has been convicted of conspiracy to detonate a suitcase bomb at Los Angeles International Airport on New Year’s Eve of 1999. He is awaiting sentencing. Reid pleaded guilty to trying to blow up an airliner with explosives concealed in his shoes, and in February was sentenced to life in prison.

The United States accuses Mohammed of being involved in planning large-scale al Qaeda operations, from the bombing of the USS Cole in a Yemeni harbor in 2000 to the bombing of the bar frequented by westerners in Bali, Indonesia, last year.

Al Qaeda expert Rohan Gunaratna said Mohammed ordered the killing of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl, who was kidnapped in Pakistan in 2002 while researching an article and later found dead.

Al Qaeda leader Abu Zubaydah, who is in U.S. custody, has named Mohammed as a key financial figure in the September 11 attacks.










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the first travel ban is insufficient and Muslim teachngs are illegal by American law anyway so the thing to do is roundup all Muslims and deport them all until extreme letting can be done one by one.

On Feb 8, 2017 5:53 AM, wrote:

sexin the enemy…
followed the girl from the terrorist camp for 3 years and finally decided to meet and marry her in order to find out the terrorists plans as my sources had identified her heys and coming later in the plan

On Feb 8, 2017 5:46 AM, wrote:

In 1995 I gave information about the upcoming 911 terrorist attacks to the US Embassy in Manila Philippines police in the Philippines and the FBI in Manila.

the travel Ban is partly too late as 9:11 and other Terrorist attacks were test runs and system tests leading up to the bigger terrorist attack Yet to come. I have survived multiple assassination attempts which resulted in the death of my boss and my attorney and many others. terrorist plans include poisoning the water supply placing explosive devices In jet plane fuel tanks and government buildings.

sexin the enemy…
followed the girl from the terrorist camp for 3 years and finally decided to meet and marry her in order to find out the terrorists plans as my sources had identified her heys and coming later in the plan

On Feb 8, 2017 5:46 AM, wrote:

In 1995 I gave information about the upcoming 911 terrorist attacks to the US Embassy in Manila Philippines police in the Philippines and the FBI in Manila.

the travel Ban is partly too late as 9:11 and other Terrorist attacks were test runs and system tests leading up to the bigger terrorist attack Yet to come. I have survived multiple assassination attempts which resulted in the death of my boss and my attorney and many others. terrorist plans include poisoning the water supply placing explosive devices In jet plane fuel tanks and government buildings.

In 1995 I gave information about the upcoming 911 terrorist attacks to the US Embassy in Manila Philippines police in the Philippines and the FBI in Manila.

the travel Ban is partly too late as 9:11 and other Terrorist attacks were test runs and system tests leading up to the bigger terrorist attack Yet to come. I have survived multiple assassination attempts which resulted in the death of my boss and my attorney and many others. terrorist plans include poisoning the water supply placing explosive devices In jet plane fuel tanks and government buildings.