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CIA&FBI tricks

Index

Additives

Airlines

Animals
Apartments

Assassination

Auto Dealers

Banks

Bikers

Cheese

Child Abuse

CIA

Classified Ads

Clergy

Coins

Computers

Contractors

Fillers

Forgery

Garage Sales

Gases

Graffiti

Highways

Hookers

Hotels

Lawyers

License Plates
MA Bell

Mail
Mail Drops
Marriage
Media
Medical

Books
Campuses

Carbide

Cars

CB Radios

Charity

Credit Cards

Delivery of
Consumables

Dirty Old Men

Drugs

Environmental
Rapists

Explosives

Homes

Insurance
Companies

IRS

Joggers

Laundromats

Lawns

Military
Motion Pictures

Municipal Services

Neighborhoods

Notary Seal

Oil Companies

Thomas Jefferson

Additives against machinery,
people, and processes do:

1) Corrosion. ..sulfuric acid will corrode the gutter,
eaves, and downspout of a home; dumped salt will mar a buildings or kill a lawn.

2) Contamination… copper salts will rot rubber products; soap in a
public or corporate fountain will create giant foam. Or put it in a
steam boiler if you’re more serious about the matter.

3) Abrasion… introduction of light, coarse materials, such as resins,
to automotive fuel, or metal filings placed in the gears of industrial
machinery, will create frictional havoc.

4) Impurities… adding sugar to gasoline creates harmful carbon
from the burning sugar, stopping the engine.

Soaps and detergents make wonderful additions to food and could
even be beneficial if the target happens to be constipated. If not, then soap-
laden munchies or drinks will really keep him moving. ….

yohimmbine hydrochloride (C21, H23, 03N2), (aphrodisiac)

Syrup of ipecac … 1tablespoon of syrup of ipecac in with
the drink. …
Vinegar eye, nose drops….

Airlines
Have friend take your bags then YOU take claimtickets, file claim
.. ………
…….

Animals
Drop dead animals and Mark’s car and house…
Report dog fights backed by the cop and politicians…

spray dogs with lemon juice, raid,etc

Apartments
Live cats locked in bathroom with dead fish…
Libel signs…

Glue in keyholes, doors…
Assassination threats in mark’s name

Banks
Fake coin rolls..
Ads to students

Bikers
Toss chain in spokes.
Wire across path…

Books
silverfish and their eggs in Library…..
Mark’s name on
Reward stickers in books

Campuses
Pizza in dryers..
Inwashers: fiberglass

CalciumCarbide 1lb in toilet cigarette on seat

Cars ….
old leaves in the gas tank…
Styrene in the crankcase…

In muffler:M80 shotgun shell
firecracker…

Charity … donate mark’s time and money

Cheese .
In ATMs. Limburger wiped on surfaces..

Child Abuse report…

CIA

Send FAKEmark resumes to: Personnel Representative
Central Intelligence Agency
Washington, D.C. 20505
..
Classified Ads..

clergy disguise 2beg

Vending machine coins
U.S. quarter: Danish five- ore , Icelandic five-auran
Uruguayan ten-centisimo dime : Malaysian penny
Trinidad penny.

SIGN:bad build by (contractor name)forces sale sign… …

max out cards…

Rob delivery trucks …

Send Mark a hooker..

drop drugs in car call cops…

read Edward
Abbey’s THE MONKEY WRENCH GANG,…

Move survey Stakes …
Karo syrup in fuel tanks…
…….
Bill4 damage…
Move signs…
PutTirespikes…
Explosives..
Dump carbide in toilet
Wire m80 to lightbulb or .. – !

smoke-bomb : 4parts sugar
6parts saltpeter (potassium nitrate). You heat over a very low
flame until it starts to blend-.

bundle road flares&Connect alarm clock ..

Expanding foam you will love but mark wont

Forgery: medical reports, arrest warrants, etc.. see books MAN CALLED INTREPID. And
THE NEW PAPER TRIP

Garage sale forge 1 for Mark at 6 a.m.

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Dirty tricks FBI and CIA

Index

Additives

Airlines

Animals
Apartments

Assassination

Auto Dealers

Banks

Bikers

Cheese

Child Abuse

CIA

Classified Ads

Clergy

Coins

Computers

Contractors

Fillers

Forgery

Garage Sales

Gases

Graffiti

Highways

Hookers

Hotels

Lawyers

License Plates
MA Bell

Mail
Mail Drops
Marriage
Media
Medical

Books
Campuses

Carbide

Cars

CB Radios

Charity

Credit Cards

Delivery of
Consumables

Dirty Old Men

Drugs

Environmental
Rapists

Explosives

Homes

Insurance
Companies

IRS

Joggers

Laundromats

Lawns

Military
Motion Pictures

Municipal Services

Neighborhoods

Notary Seal

Oil Companies

Thomas Jefferson

Additives against machinery,
people, and processes do:

1) Corrosion. ..sulfuric acid will corrode the gutter,
eaves, and downspout of a home; dumped salt will mar a buildings or kill a lawn.

2) Contamination… copper salts will rot rubber products; soap in a
public or corporate fountain will create giant foam. Or put it in a
steam boiler if you’re more serious about the matter.

3) Abrasion… introduction of light, coarse materials, such as resins,
to automotive fuel, or metal filings placed in the gears of industrial
machinery, will create frictional havoc.

4) Impurities… adding sugar to gasoline creates harmful carbon
from the burning sugar, stopping the engine.

Soaps and detergents make wonderful additions to food and could
even be beneficial if the target happens to be constipated. If not, then soap-
laden munchies or drinks will really keep him moving.

During my stay as an invited guest of Uncle Sam I recall some dirty
tricksters’ making an action statement against being in KP. They liberally
coated various pans and cooking vessels with GI soap. They washed mugs
with a lot of soap, then neglected to rinse them before letting the utensils
dry. Later, when some drinkable potion like milk or coffee was poured into
the mug by some unsuspecting mark, the soap was activated. Whoosh!

Soap is also a very effective additive to containers in which food is
prepared. The secret is to disguise the taste. Various other additives will do
that and other tricks.

A horny old pharmacist, Doctor Frank Pittlover, claims there really is
a working aphrodisiac. His is almost as esoteric as the fake stuff you read
about in men’s magazines. Here’s what Doctor Pittlover says: "It’s known as
yohimmbine hydrochloride (C21, H23, 03N2), an obscure sex stimulant that
operates on the central nervous system. It was the aphrodisiac used by the
CIA in their MK/ULTRA scam." It is not on the Central Substances Act list
—yet— and it is classed as a "veterinary aphrodisiac." That means you can
get it openly from a pharmaceutical supply source. What you do with it after
you get it is probably your own business.

There are other references to and uses of additives in many other
topical areas of your revenge… many more than could be indexed here.

"Take tea and see" is a good advertising slogan that should also alert
the dirty trickster to some additives brought to our attention by herbal-tea
producers. Two common products of many herbal teas have side effects that
the trickster could define only as delightful. First, some teas contain the
leaves, flowers, and the bark of senna plant, a tropical shrub related to our
bean plant. The dried leaves, bark, and flowers of this plant are a mighty
powerful laxative. Chamomile flowers are also popular in herbal teas.
Related to ragweed and goldenrod, chamomile can produce severe reactions
in people sensitive to plants of that family.

The trick in both cases is to obtain extracts of both products and use
them in concentrated enough additive form to create the desired effect.

Meanwhile, from the other end, Doctor Christopher Garwood Doyle
has a prescription that could really get a mark moving. Syrup of ipecac is a
common purgative, easily available. Here’s how Doctor Goyle uses it.

"Your mark is with you or your agent somewhere having a few
drinks," the doctor outlines. "Presumably, the mark is drinking something
sweet and heavy, like rum and Coke. When the mark goes to the bathroom
or is otherwise out of the area, mix one tablespoon of syrup in ipecac in with
the drink.

"You now have a fifteen-minute waiting —or escaping, if you prefer—
period for the mixture to get active. After that, bombs away! The mark will
begin violent projectile vomiting, which really messes up the nearby
environment and anyone else who happens to be the way.

"We first did this in medical school, using to get back at a classmate
who’d turned us in to officials for having an after-hours party in our dorm
with women and booze. They threw the book at us because we were
supposed to be mature medical students.

"The student who did this fancied himself as a real boozer," Doctor
Doyle explained, "but he really was a hell of a hypocrite about it and really
played pious when he turned us in. So we figured he who tattles about
booze shall also toss his booze."

Doctor Doyle reports that this additive will work easily with non-
alcoholic drinks, too. He says the secret is to select a carrier drink that will
hide the taste and consistency of the syrup.

Another good remedy for a hotshot is cascara sagrada, made from the
dried root of a thorny shrub found on the American West Coast. It produces
violent diarrhea. Once, Joe Kascaba introduced some cascara sagranda into
a mark’s orange juice. The mark was with his girlfriend and her parents in
their family car. He had the "juiced" orange juice about ten minutes before
getting into the car.

Kascaba reminisced, "The stuffs fast acting, and we were lucky to
have the girlfriend’s brother as our ally, to report the action. It hit the mark
about six minutes into the trip, and in another minute he didn’t even have
time to yell for them to pull over. He just started letting go with loud, wet,
explosive bursts.

"This is all in full witness of his girlfriend and her family in a tightly
packed auto. He couldn’t get stopped, either. They took him to a hospital,

but by then the additive was through his system and the storm had subsided.
That surely is super powerful stuff."

Kascaba explained why he had taken action this explosive action,
saying, "The guy was a real creep. He was always trying to make out with
other girls, and since he wasn’t very smooth, he used to get them drunk.
This was always with other girls, of course— his regular girlfriend knew
nothing about all of this.

"Well, one night he pulled this crap on a friend of mine, got her drunk,
messed around.. .she got this feeling all guilty and emotional, then got sick —
puked, in fact. He thought he was macho stuff and gave her hell for it.

"We figured if he was going to act like such a shit… well, I’m sure you
understand…."

The above trick is suggested to be used in such a place so that your
mark can not easily reach a bathroom within a few minutes after the attack
hits. This will cause him to literally shit his pants and drip at the heels.

As a final note, Kascaba says not to use this powerful additive with
older folks, because it weaken them to the point of very serious medical
complications such as dehydration which may kill them. Have some respect
for the elderly, think of your grandmother!

The following trick is technically a substitution and not an additive: I
know of one person who visited her mark’s home and emptied the hair
conditioner out of his bottle, then poured Neet hair remover into the
conditioner bottle. She knew that Operation Substitute was a bald success
when she saw her mark in a local store several weeks later, wearing a large
scarf on his head.

Vinegar makes a great substitute for nose drops or in nasal-spray
devices. One especially nasty person also suggested it for use in eye drops.
I’m not sure about that one though, sight’s a precious thing. You’d better
reserve that one for a very deserving person that shot your dog, wrecked
your computer, busted you for phreaking, etc.

Airlines

Arrange to have a friend meet you at the terminal gate when you
deplane. Give your friend your baggage claim checks and have him/her
retrieve your bags from the carousel, then leave the baggage area with your
bags. Before your friend leaves the airport with your luggage, be sure to get
your claim checks back. Then, you saunter over to the baggage area, spend
half an hour waiting for your bags. Ask some clerks for help, then report
your "missing" luggage, showing your claim checks as proof. Very few
flights ever have a clerk actually check the baggage and collect claim
checks. It’s foolish, but they don’t. Make a polite, but firm scene and
demand satisfaction. Normally, the airline people will have you fill out a
form and they will attempt to find your luggage. Obviously, they won’t find
it. Bug them some… write them letters. Soon, you should get a good
settlement from the airline. Don’t try to pull this one on the same airline
more than once !

Leaving the airlines and aiming for the individual mark, you can do a
lot of personal damage. For instance, if you find your mark is going to use
airline travel, you could call and cancel the reservations.

You might try to slip a couple rounds of pistol ammunition or a
switchblade in to your mark’s pocket just before he goes through the metal
detector at the airport terminal. You could also slip some drugs into his
pocket at the same time. Read a book on pick pocketing to note the
technique for doing this. It’s quite easy. Leave accurate-looking, but totally
bogus hijack scenario plans, bomb diagrams, or orders of battle for terrorist
attacks in airport bars and restrooms. This fires up both the rent-a-cops and
the real security people. The security delays and resultant hassles with
passengers create unhappy people who are angry at airports and airlines.
Naturally, the blame for these plans must focus on your mark. If he has
really been bugging you it’s about time to get even!

Leaving the airlines and aiming for individual mark, you can do a lot
of personal damage. For instance, if you find that your mark is going to use
airline travel and there are only a few travel agents in town, you could call
until you find the correct one and cancel the reservations. Or if you know
the name of the airline, call their office and cancel the mark’s reservations.

You might try to slip a couple of rounds of pistol ammunition or a
switchblade knife into your mark’s pocket just before he goes through the
metal detector at the airport terminal. You could also slip some drugs into
his pocket at the same time. Read a book on pick-pocketing to note the
technique for doing this. It’s quite easy since you are placing stuff back.

Bill Cutcheon sometimes poses as a Moonie, Hare Krishna devotee, or
other cultist and goes to airports. His goal is to act like a completely
obnoxious fool. He really hams it up, usually getting tossed out after totally
grossing out the passengers. The heat, of course, falls equally on the cults
and on the airport for letting "them" behave like that.

Another Cutcheon stunt is to leave accurate-looking but totally bogus
hijack scenario plans, bomb diagrams, or orders for terrorists attacks in
airport bars and restrooms. This fires up both the rent-a-cops and the real
security people. The security delays and resultant hassles with passengers
create unhappy people who are angry at airports and airlines.

Naturally, thew blame for these plans must focus on the original
perpetrator of Cutcheon’s problems. He says, "If some nut group’s been
hassling me for money, messing in my neighborhood, or otherwise being
obnoxious, I’ll leave evidence to pin the hijack or bomb rap on them. I got
back at a motorcycle gang by doing this once, after they had sideswiped my
truck and refused to pay damages."

He also explains that this is a good vengeance grabber against an
airport facility that has offended you.

Mitch Egan of San Francisco doesn’t like cultist panhandlers harassing
people at airports, so he founded the Fellowship to Resist Organized Groups
Involved in Exploitation, or FROGIE. Egan and his friends use those little
metal clickers shaped like frogs to ward of religious solicitors.

According to Egan, thousands of people across the country are now
armed with the little metal frogs, and when a religious panhandler
approaches, they whip out the clicker and "Click, click, click!" the pest
away.

"In San Francisco, I saw two hundred people clicking away at a
Krishna," Egan remarked. "They blew her right out of her socks."

He adds, "If God wants a dollar from me, he can ask for it. I’m not
against religion, but I’m fed up with organized beggars."

Relief is just a click away.

I knew a chap who became annoyed at a Krishna who followed him
out of the Indianapolis airport, verbally abusing him for not making a
contribution. Having surreptitiously "armed and primed" himself, our hero
suddenly stopped, whipped around, and pissed all over the startled harridan.
After the few necessary seconds of attack, he calmly replaced himself,
zipped up, and walked away. A bemused security cop nearby tried to hide
his laughter.

Animals

If your mark is an oily cuss with a credibility problem you should
easily pull off this stunt. It involves a cop, reporters, SPCA folks and some
farm animals. Call the police and tell them you know about a cock or dog
fight that’s being held at your mark’s home. Explain that you have no morals
against animal fighting but you lost big money there last time and think the
fights are fixed. Next call your mark and report to him that some people are
holding dog or cock fights on his property. Call the reporters and SPCA and
tell them all about the fight. Mention that your mark and the cops have a
payoff relationship. Give everyone the same general arrival time, never be
too specific. Hopefully, all will sort of show up at the same time. You
might manipulate things so the press and animal lovers show up first. Even
if a real story doesn’t develop, you have scattered some strong seeds of
distrust. If you want a stronger story, find a dead dog on the road or
something and plant it near by and tell the reporters and SPCA where to find
the evidence. It will be fun to hear your mark and the cops talk about
everything to the reporters.

Dead animals are very useful. Wait until your mark goes on a trip and
will be leaving his car or house empty for several days. Get into the car or
house and stuff very large and very dead animals everywhere. Your mark
will probably have to sell his car and fumigate his house when he returns.

If you are bothered by big dogs chasing you just take a good quality
plastic water pistol and fill it with freshly squeezed lemon juice. Shoot the
furball right in the eyes and it’ll soon stop the canine harassment.

Apartments

Your mark lives in an apartment? A squirt or so of Eastman 910 or a
similar type glue into the lock can screw up the mark’s trying to get back
into the apartment after an evening on the town. It’s best to save this one
until late evening or on a weekend. Of course, this same stunt would work
on a house, but an apartment lockout disturbance causes more of a public
scene.

If the mark’s apartment is an older building with wooden door frames
and you can work quietly and quickly at night, you can lock him/her in the
apartment from the outside. Quietly fix a hasp and keeper on the door and
frame using wooden screws. Then slap a padlock on the new fixture. It
creates a great deal of frustration if that door is the only way out of the
apartment. Do it late Saturday night so the discovery is made on Sunday
morning when it’s impossible to get help.

Run a classified ad offering to sublet the mark’s apartment. You can
list either the mark’s telephone number or that of his/her landlord. As usual,
make the contact hour for very early in the morning "because of shift-work
schedule."

You might want to make a "milk run" to the mark’s apartment very
early on several mornings and place a whole bunch of empty booze bottles
outside his or her door. This works well in ritzy apartments where the
neighbors are snobs. How do you get by the security people? One way is to
pose as a delivery person, a service person, a building inspector, or someone
on a work crew. You can also hire an accomplice in the building, or you can
bribe the door guard.

Suppose you are the victim of a nasty landlord who evicts you for no
good reason. There are lots of legal ways to get your tenant’s rights, but
there are also many quasi-legal and illegal ways that are much more fun.

For example, you could simply "sublet" the place, on your own, to a bunch
of dopers, bikers, drunks, hookers, runaways, or twenty-four-hour party
throwers. Make this extracurricular subletting your going-away surprise.

Another person I know went to the local animal shelter on several
different days and got a total of fifteen cats for twenty-five dollars. He
bought a bunch of cat food and a bushel basket of fish, and filled his bathtub
with water for them. He then nailed every window and door shut from the
inside before crawling out the tiny casement window in the basement. He
had previously nailed the basement door shut behind him. Obviously, he
had moved his things out several days previously. His eviction notice was
effective the next day, but the landlord didn’t check on the house for five
days. My God, what a mistake that man made. To say that that cat house
was an uninhabitable mess is an understatement.

Tim Carroll was tossed out of his apartment by the landlady because
one of Tim’s many lady friends stayed over for the whole entire evening.
This upset the old biddy who owned the building, and being a staunch, God-
fearing charter member of the DAR, she canceled his lease and ordered him
to leave the building.

Displeased with the arbitrary and unilateral treatment and the
upheaval caused by her dubious moral judgement, Tim didn’t get angry; he
got even. He had a trusted friend place a large sign in a hallway window of
the landlady’s apartment building. The seventh-floor window faced a busy
business street, and the sign was quite visible to many hundreds of people.

The sign read: TIM CARROLL SUCKS.

The landlady didn’t see the sign, so two days later, Tim’s friend
positioned another sign, this time in a sixth-floor-hall window.

The second sign read: TIM CARROLL IS A FAG.

The landlady saw both signs and removed them. Two days later, she
got a letter from Tim, with a picture enclosed showing her building with the
signs easily visible. The letter was Tim’s complaint about personal slander
and harassment. He asked her please to desist.

Sometime early the next morning, in time for rush-hour morning
traffic, a new sign went up in the window: TIM CARROLL BLOWS
DEAD BEARS.

At 8:30 A.M., the unsuspecting landlady received a call from an
attorney friend of Tim’s, citing the original slander and warning the woman
against further incidents. Shaken, she swore her innocence. Ten minutes
after hanging up, he called back, sounding furious because Tim had just
called him about the latest sign. Flabbergasted, the old lady swore she
would remove it and loudly proclaim her innocence.

Another sign went up that afternoon in time for rush-hour the other
way: TIM CARROLL IS A FLAMING HETEROSEXUAL.

The landlady got the lawyer’s call just after dark, when the sign was
no longer visible. She was almost in tears because of his threats to sue. She
begged to just talk to Tim, to tell him none of this was her doing. The
attorney told her that he had advised his client to have no further discussions
with her.

The next day’s sign read: FOR A GOOD LAY, CALL TIM
CARROLL.

That evening, a new sign went up. The landlady, frantic, according to
Tim’s friend who was putting up the signs, got to it fifteen minutes after it
went up. The attorney called her five minutes after she go back to her own
apartment.

Tim related, "You might feel almost sorry for the old lady, except that
she had told me earlier that she was going to keep my security deposit and
that I would have to forfeit the month’s rent I had paid in advance because I
had violated the morality clause in my lease. The was no such clause. I
found out she had done this same thing to two other guys a year before and
some guys before that. She also tossed out a couple because they weren’t
married. She’d come into your room when you were gone and snoop, too.
That bugged me."

No signs went up for the next three days, although the woman
checked the windows every twenty minutes or so. On the fourth day,
hundreds of passersby, accustomed to the signs weren’t disappointed.

The new sign read: TIM CARROLL’S WHOREHOUSE.

Although it took her an hour to discover and remove it, the lawyer
friend of Tim’s didn’t call until the next morning, when a new sign was in the
window: WHOREHOUSE UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT. The
landlady’s telephone number was listed.

A second sign was placed on the sixth-floor window underneath:
TIM CARROLL COULDN’T BEAT THE COMPETITION.

In his best tones, the attorney explained that enough was enough and
that on behalf of his client, Mr. Carroll, he would be filing an action. The
woman was distraught. He told her to have her attorney present for a
meeting at three the following afternoon. He asked her who attorney was
and said the meeting should be in his office. Tim and his attorney postponed
this meeting several times, then told the woman that since she had stopped
putting up the signs, they would hold the suit in limbo for the time.

Reportedly, she monitored the halls and windows of that building
regularly for five months. But more importantly, she also left her tenants to
their own moral lives.

Assassination

Suppose you have a mark whose ill temper has created problems for
you. Or perhaps this mark is simply an obnoxious nut whose obsessions
have cost you personally. A dentist I know spent many unselfish hours
working to get fluoride into his community’s drinking water as a means of
fighting tooth decay in children. An apolitical and highly dedicated
professional, he was concerned only with healthcare for the kids in the
community. A hyper, rightwing zealot jumped on the issue and scared the
town council with his insane babble. He claimed that fluoride was a
Communist plot to poison America’s drinking water and minds and that
using fluoride would lead to LSD as part of the International Communist
Conspiracy. The timid council voted "no" on fluoride.

Beside himself, the young dentist said he surely would like to get back
at the rightwing firebrand but just didn’t know what to do. Sighing, he gave
up his fight and put his time back into his practice. The kids never got their
fluoride treatment, and as a result he had a lot of business. It’s too bad that
young dentist never met Maurice Bishop.

In the hypocritical piety following the assassinations of the sixties,
physical security was supposedly tightened to protect the chief executive
chosen by the power brokers who now control the United States. A former
law-enforcement official with a probable intelligence background offered an
astounding dirty trick related to this topic. To protect this source’s identity
we’ll use the cover name of Maurice Bishop.

Bishop says that the CIA, FBI and Secret Service all keep a list of nut
cases, radicals, and others who threaten political figures. Often, these people
are jailed, kept under protective custody, or placed under twenty-four-hour
surveillance by authorities when political targets are in the area. Bishop’s
idea calls for threatening telegrams to be sent to the politician in the mark’s
name. At the very least this telegram will bring a visit by one of the

government agencies, and perhaps it will result in a bit of jail time if the
mark loses his/her cool as a result of this dirty trick.

Bishop says this will also work with state officials, bringing a visit from
state police or some other law enforcement official.

Auto Dealers

If an automobile dealership screws you, on either the car, the deal, or
the service, don’t get angry — get even. Wait outside the showroom until a
prospective customer starts talking to a salesperson about the same type of
car you got. Walk right up to the customer and tell him you woeful story.
The idea is to screw up as many sales as you can (it will cost the dealer at
least $5000 for each screw-up). Be factual, be cool, and act as if you’re an
honest citizen trying to save another honest citizen some money and
heartache — as you wish someone had done for you. Sincere good faith is
the thing here, because the salesman is going to blow his about the second
time you pull your act.

When the manager asks you to leave and you don’t, he will probably
call the police. You had anticipated this earlier and alerted someone at the
local newspaper or television station— probably the action-line reporters.
Small-town media usually won’t allow reporters to come — car dealers buy
lots of ads, and you don’t. A regional TV station may show up — if you
promise a confrontation with the law. So when the manager calls the police,
you call your TV reporter — fun and games for the 6:00 P.M. news.

If all this doesn’t work, wait off the dealer’s premises and approach
customers as they leave the showroom. Tell your story there and then.
Offer to help them avoid your mistake. But stay on public property. And
keep after the action-line reporters.

If you escalate the attack a bit, show up when the night salespeople
are on duty — they won’t recognize you. Look at new cars; wander around.
Few salespeople pay much attention to an obvious gawker. As soon as
someone else or a telephone distracts the salesperson, you can do things to
the automobile right there in the showroom. A bottle opener is hard on the
finish. See the file on additives for things you could quickly put into the fuel
tank. If you could smuggle some in with you, stuff roadkill under a car seat
or in the glove compartment. Or toss a condom (preferably used) on the

front seat. By the way, used condoms make wonderful plants in other
locations as well, like the boss’s desk, or in a customer’s car back in the
service shop.

If you can manage to slip undetected into the service area along with
your bag of sabotage goodies, such as glue, wire cutters, paint, potatoes,
M80s, etc., you can run amok. Work quietly and quickly. This sort of
guerrilla warfare can literally wreck a dealer’s service reputation.

Banks

It could be time to make your bankroll. According to Townsend
Alexander, our financial intelligence agent, you can make good money
buying some very cheap foreign coins that are the same size as quarters. Get
a paper coin wrapper. Wrap a few real quarters on the ends but fill the rest
of the roll with the cheapie import coins. Wrap the roll and with felt- tip pen
write some phony account number on it to add to authenticity.

Take the roll of coins into the targeted bank. If you dress like a
business person and go at a busy time, especially with the account number
written on each roll, and the rolls in a bank sack or your briefcase, the teller
will probably give you ten dollars per roll without checking.

If you could get a banker to tell the truth, he’d admit that they hate
college- student checking accounts. There’s probably a lot of justification,
since most services like this for college students cost far more than they’re
worth in return. However, that’s not our problem.

Suppose you have a gripe with the bank. Acting as the bank’s ad
manager, get in touch with the student newspaper at the school and arrange
to run some ads with banner headlines reading, STUDENTS WELCOME,
plus such services as NO SERVICE CHARGE, FREE CUSTOM-PRINTED
CHECKS, INTREST ON THE BALANCE, NO MINIMUM BALANCE,
and so on. Offer to give away free albums or Walkman radios. The day
after the "bank’s" ad runs they will be swamped with unwanted students,
who are going to be very angry at the bank (and probably at the student
newspaper).

Modern banks now have cash machines where you insert your plastic
money card and the machine gives you the money. If that institution or its
machine has become your target, here’s a dairyland delight you could easily
employ. Take some tough, hard cheese and cut it the same size and shape as

your plastic card. Insert the cheese "card" into the slot of the machine and
leave the area. One banker told me it took a service person nine hours to
clean the machine and get it operating again when someone pulled this stunt
in Baltimore.

The bank still giving you trouble, or you didn’t give them enough? It’s
time to move things up the scale a notch. Rent a safe-deposit box under
another name. Pay cash for a three-month rental. That’s all the time you’ll
need to collect on this one. Go to the market and buy a couple of overripe
fish — I’m sure you’ll get a bargain price. Carry them wrapped in plastic in
your briefcase. Go directly to your safe deposit box. In the privacy of the
bank’s little cubicle, unwrap the fish and lay the big, stinky suckers right in
the safety deposit box. Close it, lock it, and store it. Then carry the fish
wrappers, briefcase, and yourself out of the bank. In a few days your deposit
will gain their interest. You’d better do your real banking at another
institution for a while. It’s quite possible bank officials will have to hire
someone to drill the lock on the targeted safe-deposit box to remove the
contents.

Bikers

You’re walking along a pedestrian sidewalk, and along come a
bicyclist, churning away his/her spare calories on that nonpolluting
transportation device. Within moments you’re an involuntary participant in
a game of chicken with that cyclist, who swerves while you weave. You
finally pass each other in good dodgem-car fashion. Maybe. Wonderful
stuff, adrenaline.

On the other cheek, maybe you’ve been blindsided by an irresponsible
cyclist trespassing on your pedestrian walk right of way.

"No more turning the other cheek," is the war cry of Mel Scafe, an
anti-cyclist who is fighting back.

"I’ve declared war on all two wheelers who trespass into my life," Mel
says. "I’ll get the senior citizen bicyclist who forces me off my sidewalk on
the same day I get even with the teenage dirt biker who tears up the hill
behind my home."

One of Mel’s tactics is to toss a length of chain into the spokes of the
dirt bike when it’s roaring by. Instantly, the bike stops going forward while
the rider continues onward until gravity takes over.

"I’ve also used a wire cutter to snip the spokes on a bicycle whose
owner has done me a disfavor," Mel relates. "That’ll cause a real collapse in
his biking game."

Another time he spread a large patch of grease on the path used by dirt
bikers.

He can’t even estimate the pounds of air he’s released from captivity in
bike tires. He’s used all the nasty engine additives mentioned in another file
for these machines that disturb his world.

"I liked that Burt Reynolds movie where the truck driver drove his rig
over all those goddamn motorcycles," Mel grinned. Turning seriously, he
added, "I’ve thought about the old World War II trick of stretching piano or
barbed wire across a trail or bikeway, but I think that could be fatal, so I
don’t really do it."

"If there were some way I could totally kill the damn machines and
only embarrass the people a bit I’d surely like to hear about it. Until then I
will stick to the old standards that have worked for me so far."

He adds, "I know people may sneer at me for being mean to kiddies
on their bicycles, and I know bicycles are an in thing today. But maybe if
those young riders learn some manners early and stay the hell off pedestrian
walkways, they might grow up to be decent people."

Books

Did anyone ever borrow a book from you and not return it? Our
private library consultant, Roberta Russell, has a suggestion with an air of
financial finality behind it. For the first step, a printer should make you
about three or four dozen bookplates, all featuring your mark’s name and
address, plus the legend, "If this book is lost and you find it and return it, I
will pay you $10 cash." Your next step is the local Goodwill Industries, a
local thrift or second-hand shop, or a garage sale for books. Buy two or
three dozen used hardcover books. You buy them as cheaply as you can, but
they’ll cost your mark plenty. Your next step is to paste on the bookplates
and distribute these books — at the beach, on park benches, in a bus or
subway, or in a bar or restaurant. The final step is for you to enjoy a good
chuckle at your mark’s expense, as people find the "lost" books.

If your mark has a fine library, you might consider introducing it to
silverfish. They love good books; in fact they will devour them. If you feel
this nasty, you probably already know where to get silverfish and their eggs.
This one bothers me, though, since I love good books. Maybe there’s a
better way. Perhaps you could put an earwig in you mark’s bed pillow.

Why not give your mark the image of a philanthropic person? Donate
books in his/her name to the local library, but without either party’s
knowledge. Buy a bunch of really skuzzy porno paperbacks, especially the
colorfully illustrated ones from Denmark — the more grossly hardcore, the
better. Your printer will produce some paste-in bookplates that say
something like this, "This book donated to the [Name] library by [Mark's
name] in loving memory of all the sweet children of [Town name]." Paste in
the bookplates and sprinkle the donated books around the local library. Put
some in the children section, and others in the religion books.

Campuses

Not everyone is hibernating on college campuses. Although it’s true
that many students have become docile zombies, lobotomized by lethal
doses of television and the bureaucracy of the educational system, there are a
few live ones. At an eastern university, a number of students got upset with
the rent gouging of a massive corporation acting as an absentee landlord for
private off-campus dormitories. After getting nowhere appealing to an un-
testicled school administration, and after being ignored by a housing
inspector and a city council belonging to the same social class and clubs as
the corporate landlords, the students held a pizza party.

The unusual part was that the pizza party was held in the clothes
dryers of the dormitory laundry rooms. One participant reported, "We
dumped a couple of really gooey pizzas in each dryer, put in the coins, and
turned them on."

Try cleaning up that one !

Epilogue: The corporate landlord and his student tenants settled their
problems shortly after the party, totally to the satisfaction of the young
protestors.

Professor James Shannon claims that college students of the past had
heinous imaginations. Today, of course, many students are content merely
to move around enough to prevent roots from forming on their contact
surfaces with the ground. Professor Shannon suggests that if you have a
teacher you don’t like, and he/she lectures from a desk or podium on a raised
platform, you move the stand so its legs are barely balanced on the front
edge of the platform. When the academic leans forward on the structure
ever so slightly, it will come crashing forward. With any luck the
pedagogue will land on top of it.

At an eastern university, two looser colleagues filled a humorless and
bookish faculty member’s office closet with several large and irritable geese
one evening. The professor was in the habit of arriving quite early for 8:00
AM class, early enough so that the hasty-tempered birds would just be
awakening. When he opened the closet door they woke up and became
badly aggressive really fast. Eyewitness reports left no doubt whose feathers
were ruffled most.

This will be truly appreciated only by those privy to the pettiness of
academia: Other colleagues of this same professor sometimes send truly
pedantic, nasty, personal, and vindictive memoranda to various other faculty
members, deans, etc., in the name of their priggish colleagues.

On one occasion they sent really nasty letters to the parents of a few
of this faculty member’s students, giving the poor folks hell for daring to
produce such genetic drift as their kids, much less turning them loose on a
college campus. The school’s PR people had a terrible time getting out from
under that one. As for the mark, the dumb schmuck had no idea why so
many people disliked him. But please take his colleagues word for it – he
deserves every bit of it.

Carbide

Having been brought up around hunters and miners, I learned all
about carbide lamps and carbide fishing early. Working on my grandfather’s
farm, I learned about carbide bombs. Let me explain some things you might
find useful.

When calcium carbide is exposed to air and water it produces a gas
that will kill small animals. Farmers often pour it down gopher, rat, or
groundhog holes, then dump in some water and put a rock over the hole.
The animal is gassed to death.

A lot of poor people used to fish with carbide with the same efficiency
with which legions of GIs fished with hand grenades. Simply toss a pound
or two of carbide into a can and seal it, but be sure to punch a few holes in
the lid. Toss it into a pond. The results can play havoc with your mark’s
fish pond or fancy goldfish pool or an indoor aquarium. Water and carbide
can produce an explosion.

Some of the nastier kids used to place amounts of carbide into the
toilets at our school. The idea was to place the carbide bomb in the toilet,
leave a lighted cigarette on the seat, and run like hell. The carbide would
combine with the water to produce a huge cloud of noxious gas, which
would explode when it hit the lighted cigarette the perpetrators left behind.
This little homemade bomb did more damage than an M80.

Tim Bell, who later became a Special Forces NCO in Vietnam,
explains, "We had a kid bully whom no one liked — a real prick. He always
went to the john after fourth period to sneak a smoke. So two of us went in
right after him and laid a carbide bomb in the water in the next stall. We
were about a hundred feet down the hall when the damn thing went off."

At this point, Tim burst into a wild laughter. I was able to learn,
though , that the bully had his legs burned and cut by flying porcelain, bit his
tongue badly, was knocked violently off the throne, bruising his ribs against
the steel wall of the stall, and was deafened for nearly twenty-four hours, all
by the force of this carbide explosion. With that kind of background as a
high school kid, it’s no wonder Tim Bell made a good Special Forces
trooper.

Are there more adult uses for carbide? Some sixties semi-terrorists
used to dump a pound or so into the toilets of corporate offices and
government buildings, flush the mess into the system, and walk away
briskly. Enough of the stuff could get very dangerous, considering the
possible backup of gases. A combination of water and carbide has been fed
into the ventilating systems of various corporate and government buildings,
also by semi-terrorists who wish to harass the resident bureaucrats.

Cars

This one’s really kiddie Halloween time, but it does work. A bunch of
old nuts and bolts placed into the wheel well behind the hubcap will make
the mark think his/her car is falling apart. It’s worth some minor harassment,
of course, and works outstandingly well with high-strung non-mechanical
typed who absolutely panic at car noises.

You can get a little heavier than Halloween by removing a hubcap
from your mark’s car wheel and loosening or removing the lug bolts. Sooner
or not much later, the wheel will simply roll off the car.

Moving up the escalator of nastiness, you could probably fill your
mark’s whole body with adrenaline if you placed a split shot sinker, of the
type used by fishermen, on the accelerator cable of his/her vehicle. Willy
Seamore, a top mechanic, suggests you extend the cable, then place the lead
weight on the extended portion, which effectively blocks it from returning.
This means the vehicle’s throttle will run wide open. It’s a nasty version of
the jack-rabbit start.

From choking up to locking up is hardly a quantum experience. The
new miracle glues are impregnable when squirted into car door keyholes.
Nothing short of a locksmith can repair this low-risk attack. If you hit just
before the mark’s family vacation, leave the car door locks alone and hit the
trunk lock. With any luck, they’ll never notice until they’re miles from
home.

A refinement of simply putting a super glue or epoxy into the car’s
various locks is to take any old key that will vaguely locks is to take any old
key that will vaguely fit into the lock cavity, insert it, then twist it rapidly
back and forth until the key breaks off, stuck in the lock. Now is the time to
squirt glue into the lock. The job is more permanent and more costly to
repair.

If you tire of fooling with the locks, you can look elsewhere.
Marshall Tanner, inventor of muffler bearings, says you can prop some
large-headed nails against the tires of your mark’s car, especially if it’s
parked so it will have to be backed up to get out of a parking stall in a lot.
The car moves back and the wheels roll over the nails, puncturing the tires.

If your mark’s married, you can have all sorts of sport with his
ride. A male mark deserves that you slip sexy undergarments usually worn
by a sexy lady under his car’s front seat or wedge them carefully into the
back seat. You could tear them a bit. More than a hint of perfume or
flavored douche will always hype suspicion. You can escalate this stunt
somewhat if you buy male underwear —get the sexy style in white — and
place some lipstick smears around the fly area. You can help the campaign
along by having a very trusted lady friend call and ask nervously for the
mark. The younger she sounds, the better. Have her call several times. Use
your and the mark’s wife’s imagination.

If the mark is a woman, a pack of condoms carelessly hidden in the
car is always a sure-grow plant. Several daint handkerchiefs of the type
favored by milady and heavily impregnated with semen can also be stuffed
in the car. As with the male, a series of appropriately timed telephone calls
from a nervous male will add to the marital festivities between mark and
spouse.

In less carnal surroundings, if you can get to the distributor cap,
remove it and use graphite from a pencil to contact the rotor brushes. The
charge will run along the graphite, causing the engine to misfire. This could
cause the mark to dash into his local car butcher and get charged an
outrageous price for an unnecessary tune-up.

A quick way to disable a car battery is to slip a couple of Alka-Seltzer
tablets or a teaspoonful of baking soda into each battery compartment. The
antacid will kill the battery’s power before you can say "Plop, plop, fizz,
fizz."

Another camhead nasty is to take a pushpin and jab a few tiny holes
through spark-plug wires. According to Lee H. Santana, a real straight
shooter in the dirty-tricks department, the pin pricks cause a hellishly
rumpety noise when the car is driven.

Don’t forget additives when working on a mark’s car. The nice thing
about additives is that you don’t have to be odd or even to use them. Many
experts, including some of Uncle Sam’s khaki-clad nephews, suggest light
materials, such as crushed cork, as a great additive to the gasoline tanks of
vehicles belonging to people or institutions you don’t like.

One former professional trickster said, "It isn’t to exotic, but a handful
of old leaves in the gas tank will bind the damn engine up too."

Sand is not recommended because of its weight, especially when wet.
It would sink to the bottom of the tank and not much would be introduced
into the engine, he explained. The idea is to get the additive to the bearing
surfaces, where the coarse little buggers can kick and scratch up a
mechanical breakdown. Silicone carbide, emery powder, and fine metal
filings will work. During World War II, our OSS used a mixture of finely
ground cork, resins, carborundums, and metal alloys to muck up an engine.

Another method that could possibly send a driver off to a service
station would be to pour a gallon of shellac thinner into your targeted
vehicle’s gasoline tank. The alcohol will gather up all the water in the fuel
trap, and when this mixture goes through the fuel line it will cause the
vehicle to snort, stammer, and act as if it has big carb troubles. By the time
the driver gets the vehicle to a mechanic, the problem has usually departed
out the exhaust pipe. Done enough times, this one can redline the frustration
and credibility levels of both the driver and the mechanic.

If you want to use additives in your mark’s gasoline tank, yet are concerned
about arousing suspicion in daylight or in an otherwise high- visibility area,
simply adopt a cover prop.

"Put the harmful additive in a metal gasoline can like they sell in
stores," advises Joey MacJohns, a veteran trickster. "That way, any potential
witnesses will never really pay attention to what’s happening; they’ll simply
infer because you have a gas can that you’re putting gas in the car."

And don’t forget oil additives. Styrene, a colorless, oily liquid, is an
organic compound that is one of the two chemicals mixed together to make
hardened fiberglass. Boat-supply stores and marinas have styrene available
for patching fiberglass boats. It is also used in body shops and upholstery-
repair places.

There are substitutes compounds that will do the same job as styrene,
so read the label when purchasing the stuff to make sure you’re actually
getting styrene. Styrene is the only sufficiently effective, commonly
available material that can be put into a car’s crankcase to completely break
down the oil and ruin the engine.

Styrene in the crankcase is far better that sugar in the gas tank because
it can’t be seen after being introduced and because only a little does a
thorough job. If it’s used at the rate of one per four quarts of oil, the treated
vehicle will run about a hundred miles before the engine locks up tight.

This is a fairly high-risk stunt, but it could be fun if you don’t get
nailed doing it, according to Bill Rally. If you find that your mark is going
alone to a movie you have an hour or so to have some fun with his
automobile. If you’re motivated enough to carry off this stunt, no one has to
tell you how to start the mark’s car without a key. After you start it, drive to
some very nice homes with pretty lawns. But stay fairly near the theater, so
you can get back there in a hurry. Do donuts, dig out, and otherwise use the
car to make a shambles of lawns, shrubbery, flower beds, etc. Run over
lawn furniture, hit mailboxes, and try to frighten some old people by coming
really close to them with the car.

This is a real hit-and-run mission. Do your dirty driving fast and get
the car back to the theater parking area even faster. Park it and leave. If

you’ve done enough damage, all sorts of police reports will be out on the car.
The second or third question the police will ask the mark is whether he or
she has any witnesses for the movie alibi.

That can be a real blast. But if you want another sort of pop, dig
deeply into the potato bin for this one. My thanks here go to all those great
truck farmers who say a potato jammed into a vehicle’s exhaust pipe is not
explosive, but it will cause all sorts of nasty problems. In one case, the mark
parked his car with the rear end towards his home. His tormentor jammed a
fresh, hard spud tightly into the car’s exhaust pipe. The mark started the car
on a cold evening and waited a few moments for the engine to warm.
Meanwhile, the hot gases, unable to escape, built up dangerously behind the
potato. …WoomL.KABLOOM!… With an explosive roar, the gases fired
that big, hot, hard potato right into the metal siding of the mark’s home, just
fifteen feet away from the exhaust pipe, which acted as a cannon barrel. The
holing and denting of the siding cost $150 and a day to repair.

There are all sorts of other devices that make good muffler bombs. A
firecracker may be shoved into the vehicle’s exhaust pipe, pushing it along
with a stiff wire until the explosive device falls into the muffler. It takes
only a few moments of driving with today’s hot exhaust gases to explode the
firecracker. Even a fairly small firecracker will cause panic, especially if the
driver is paranoid to start with. If you want to destroy the muffler and drive
the mark’s panic into the fantasy of having his/her car really bombed,
substitute an M80 or a shotgun shell for the prankish finger-sized
firecracker.

If the violence and property destruction of this bothers you or causes
you to grimace, consider this next happy face. Most mail-order and novelty
stores sell very realistic rubber-faced masks, resembling everything from an
ape man, through a drooling idiot, on down to a Ronald Reagan mask.
Select one that looks especially gross — like an old man, or the idiot, or
Richard Nixon. Position is so it looks realistic on the back of your head.
This leaves your vision unobstructed. Head for the road in your car.

Just as another motorist overtakes your vehicle to pass you, lean out
the window. The effect on the approaching motorist would be interesting to
observe, as that other driver will see a drooling goon looking back, directly
at him, with no apparent concern for the road ahead. I bet very few cars
actually pass you with this stunt in operation.

Taking the license plate off a mark’s car can be a good shot, even you
don’t want to steal the thing for other nefarious purposes. How many times
do you look to see if the plate is on your car? A cop has only to look once. I
bet it would be fun to hear the mark’s explanation of where his license plate
has gone.

Don’t you get really happy when some defective excuse for a human
suddenly pulls his/her vehicle out directly in front of yours or cuts you off?
Marty Mullin has a solution in hand.

A delightful person, Mullin reveals, "I bought a top-quality pellet
pistol, one of those compressed-air guns, which I keep in my car. You can
use either the cartridge or the pump type — just to be sure you get one with
enough power to penetrate metal. Get a supply of the .177 -caliber pellets,
too. Then, next time some dip pulls out in front of you, pull up behind the
dip’s vehicle and get in his/her blind spot. With a truck or van that’s easy
enough. Then you bring your pellet gun into action.

"Plunk a shot into the mark’s vehicle, the trunk for a car, or the back
of a van or rig. If it’s a big truck you can get in quite a few shots, because
the driver is not likely to hear them. A van or car will make a helluva
TWHUNK when that pellet hits, so be cautious.

"There’s no discharge noise, because you’re not using a firearm. After
your attack, back off and proceed your business as if nothing has happened.
You probably have not taught the mark a lesson, but you feel better for what
you just did — I guarantee that."

I asked Mullin about the possibility of hitting a passenger who is
riding in the back of the mark’s vehicle. He replied, "Then, that passenger
also has every right to be furious with the dippy mark for pulling out in front
of you."

CB Radios

Want to send your neighborhood CB nut a message? This nut is the
CB addict who refuses to filter his/her equipment and thus disrupts TV,
stereo, AM/FM, and other normal communication for blocks. Usually, these
idiots are about as sensitive to other people’s feelings as Idi Amin was to the
plight of the poor. In both cases a lesson is called for.

To do this effectively, heed the lesson of Sterling Oreo, who says you
must personally interdict the mark’s CB antenna. It would be well to do this
when the mark is away from the home area. Unfasten the CB coax line from
the mark’s antenna. Then clip two leads of a regular 110-volt line to the CB
coax — one lead to the center conductor, the other lead to the shield. Small
alligator clips will do nicely. Then, hop down from your perch near the
antenna and plug the other end of the 1 10- volt wire into your mark’s nearest
outdoor socket.

Next time he/she turns on the CB and hits the transmit button… well,
words fail to describe the results adequately. One comment — even the
repair people will shake their heads.

A bit less destructive, but no less nasty, is the old pin-in-the-coax
trick. You prick a tiny pin through the plastic outer cable and through the
shield. Be sure it touches the center conductor. Then cut the head off the
pin and push it in some more — out of sight. The plastic should close behind
the pin, making the wound invisible. Just make sure that the pin short-
circuits the center conductor to the metal outer shield. Do a couple of these
along the coax between the antenna and the CB set. It does stuttering
wonders for the transmission.

Charity

Charity begins at the home of your mark. You simply volunteer
his/her services to the charity’s recruiting chairperson, giving the name and
address of your mark. These charity drives are so happy to get volunteers
these days that they will rarely verify your call. That means the first contact
the mark has is when another volunteer shows up at the door with all sorts of
campaign and collection materials. In many cases, the mark is too
embarrassed to refuse, and you’ve added to his/her workload.

If you think that’s a dirty trick to pull on a charity, ask them how many
cents out of each dollar go directly to the victims and other people who are
at the bottom of the line for help. Besides, your mark might turn out to be a
great charity worker.

You can call in generous pledges in your mark’s name during
telethons and other charity drives.

You can also call in pledges to bothersome telethons, using double
entendre names. For example, when one public-TV station held another of
its semiweekly fundraisers, several contributors announced over the air as
pledging financial support included Clint Toris, Seymour Kunt, Connie
Lingus.

Margie Kowalski used to work for the Salvation Army. She suggests
that you call the local Salvation Army, Goodwill, or whatever charity and
report your mark for stealing out of the organization’s pickup boxes. Report
the mark by his auto license number. Say you work at one of the stores near
the collection box and you’ve seen the mark rob the box several times. You
can also report this "crime" to the police.

Cheese

It’s tried and true, but I bet you haven’t heard of it since you were a
kid. This one came from Alabama, the old Limburger-cheese-on-the
muffler-of-a-new-car trick. The exhaust manifold works well, too, as a
surface for a cheese spread. Or you can simply place some of the same
substance behind a radiator in a home or office. Once it’s burned on, the
smelly sour effect can last for weeks, despite robust cleaning efforts.

Child Abuse

I heard a real horror story recently where a truly evil-minded teenager
[Hmmm…] swore to child-abuse officers in her county that her parents beat
her. They hadn’t and didn’t. Never mind; the bureaucrats came bouncing
out of the woodwork, and the harried parents had to appear in court to
defend themselves against the lies of a teenager with mental problems
[Hmmm II…]. The parents were looked upon as villains, even though the
judge dismissed the charges as unfounded. Their attorney (yes, they had to
hire one to fight government persecution) advised them against a jury trial
because they’d lose on the emotionalism of the issue, regardless of the facts.
Nice.

All this leads up to the fact that you can report your mark as a child-
abuse offender. Acting as a "concerned neighbor," you can tell the
authorities. The hassle is unreal. After you’ve done this, a few anonymous
letters to the mark’s employer about the "child-abuse thing" will help out.

CIA

Your mark might have sneaky points you never thought about. For
example, maybe your mark would make a good CIA employee. You could
easily find out. Write a letter of application to the agency using your mark’s
name. The agency get hundreds of letters from would-be action agents, such
as unemployed gangsters, karate freaks, ex-soldiers, Walter Mitty types, etc.
I doubt that they take many of these seriously, but they might be interested
in talking with a highly qualified technical person, such as an analyst, area
expert, journalist with oodles of foreign experience, language expert, or
economist. Advanced college degrees and military service abroad as an
officer are fine credentials for your mark. Make up a good solid
background. It is probably illegal for you to make a false application in your
mark’s name using phony credentials.

Send resumes to: Personnel Representative

Central Intelligence Agency
Washington, D.C. 20505

You can also send in an application in your mark’s name for a CIA job
at the field office in the nearest city. Yes, they are listed in the telephone
book.

Classified Ads

Classified advertisements in your local newspaper are inexpensive
little bullets that can cause major wounds to the mark’s psyche if properly
aimed. For instance, suppose you had a score to settle with some bitchy
neighbors. You could insert a classified ad to "sell" their automobile. Price
it five hundred dollars less than market value, instruct callers to call after
midnight (shift work is the explanation you can offer), and explain in the ad
that quick cash is needed for an emergency. That will bring in the phone
calls.

You can also put your mark’s house up for sale. Again, ask potential
customers to either call or visit at hours that will be very inconvenient to the
mark.

The "personals" in newspapers can provide even more fun. Maybe
your mark ought to advertise for "young boy and girl models to pose for ‘art’
pictures." You should use his/her home or business telephone here for return
calls, whichever would cause more difficulty for the mark.

Placing ads is a snap. Most newspapers let you do it right over the
phone, and most of the ad people I’ve talked to say they rarely verify a
classified ad. Take a tip from that and don’t make it outlandish. As with any
practical joke, there has to be a credible amount of reality to the premise for
the sting to work.

While you’re thinking of newspapers, don’t forget those sexy tabloids and
their really gross cousins that let readers advertise all sorts of weird sex
things. I don’t know whether any of that is on the level, but it’s worth
finding out — in your mark’s name, of course. Maybe you’ll be doing
him/her a favor. But somehow I doubt it — there’s no such thing as a free
lunch.

You might help the mark share his new friends’ sexual talents. Place
an ad in one of the target audience magazines — the publication that runs
very explicit and very honest classifieds. If you’re not sure, contact a local
sympathizer and ask him/her for help.

You might write your ad copy like this:

"Soft white male aged 35 wants to play with black lady with large
buttocks. Bi-couples welcomed for Greek and French culture."

You can really make bondage and S/M optional, depending upon
reality, the publication, its audience, and your mark. You really ought to
study the target publication before you word the ad. The kicker is that you
will register the mark as the sponsor of the classified ad. Read a section of
this book that tells you about using a neighbor’s address and the mark’s name
before you get started.

If you decide to run kinky classified ads for your mark in SCREW,
BALL, and whatever, be sure you get some copies of the issue in which the
ad runs. That way you can send originals or Xerox copies to the mark’s
neighbors, relatives, business associates, and friends. Enclose a brief note
asking how they can even admit knowing such a perverted person. Offer to
pray for them. You could use the name and address of another friend,
neighbor, or business associate as the return address for this note.

Help your mark out of the closet by running a classified
announcement ad in homosexual publications. Have her/him grandly and
proudly announce that he or she is gay and has dated and/or married only for
cover. Now, he/she is coming out and telling the world she/he has taken a
lover — and name a friend, neighbor, or business associate as that lover.
Libelous? Yes, it is. Don’t get caught.

Using classified advertising, Bill Colbeley had an auction for one of
his many marks. He followed the usual auction format to prepare the
newspaper ad, then ran it when the mark and his family were away for a
weekend. The ad was one of those "Job transfer—everything must go—

fantastic bargains" types so normal to an industrial community. But let
Sweet Old Bill tell the rest of his story:

"I set the time of the auction for 7:00 A.M., so that just as the sleepy
mark was rolling out of the sack about that hour, he looks out on his yard
and sees about three hundred salesgoers out there trampling all over his
lawn, garden, and flowers. It took an hour for the mark and the police he
called to get the crowd out of there."

Although it’s not strictly a classified advertisement, the little index-
card notices that people place on bulletin boards in bars, supermarkets,
laundromats, and other public places are great ways to harass your mark.
Just about anything you can use in a newspaper can be used on these more
personal notices. But the advantages are, they don’t cost anything but the
time required to prepare and post them, and you can be a lot more wordy,
descriptive, and personal than you can with a newspaper advertisement.
Folks seem to read these very regularly too, as I know from my personal use
of this community advertising medium with legitimate messages.

Clergy

One of the most useful bits of armament in the trickster’s arsenal is a
set of clerical garb. Lenny Bruce proved how financially useful this disguise
is when he panhandled Miami dressed in a religious costume. But then,
organized religion has known this for years, profitably practicing their old
proverb "Let us prey."

Obtain and make use of overt religious garb. It creates a wonderfully
secure and trustworthy image. Drug marketeers often use priest and nun
outfits when moving dope. In Ireland, weapons and explosives are
smuggled by kindly-looking middle-aged persons disguised as religious
figures.

Coins

If consumer attorney Dale Richards is correct, more Americans lose
money to coin-operated vending machines than lose money gambling or
paying taxes to the IRS. What’s also astounding is that so few people rise
above simple vandalism as a response.

Richards explains, "Many vending companies are quite liberal in their
refund policy. They don’t question most refund requests. However, getting
refunds is annoying to people, it takes time, and the machines shouldn’t
cheat people in the first place."

People who work for vending companies claim that customer
vandalism is why the machines don’t work in the first place. Critics claim
that vandalism-repair cost is built into the price for the goods and services
you get from coin machines. I’m not here to adjudicate this debate, but to
pass along some alternative philosophy.

Abbie Hoffman says that every time you drop a coin down the slot of
some vending machine you are losing money needlessly. There are many
inexpensive foreign coins that will duplicate the American version and
operate vending equipment. It may be tough to get some of these coins,
because many legitimate dealers look suspiciously upon attempted purchases
of large numbers of cheapie foreign coins. You could tell them that you use
them for jewelry. Apparently, many coins dealers are establishment
snitches, so be careful.

Here, according to Hoffman, are the more useful foreign coins. The
Icelandic five-auran piece is the most effective substitute for an American
quarter. They are hard to come by, since they are no longer minted. The
Uruguayan ten-centisimo coin will also substitute for the U.S. quarter in a
variety of vending machines, parking meters, telephones, toll gates,

laundromats, etc. It does not work in cigarette machines. The Danish five-
ore piece works in just about anything but pop and cigarette machines.

Dime-sized coins include the Malaysian penny, which works in a
variety of machines and devices that take a dime. Some of the newer
vending machines will reject this dime substitute. Another ersatz dime is the
Trinidad penny.

You might be able to have friends who travel abroad get you rolls of
these coins for collection purposes or to make jewelry.

Computers

The computer won’t really be human until it can make a mistake, then
cover up by blaming the error on some other helpless machine. More than
one critic has pointed out that it is machines, not people, that both run and
ruin our society. It seems perfectly proper, then, to seek vengeance against
these tyrannical mechanical masters of ours. Most of us have the advantage
when fighting a machine, because we can reason, we can note shades of
gray, and we can think abstractly, beyond a set program. Machines cannot
do this, unless some person translates these abstractions into programmed
sets of yes or no.

The classic way of fighting a computer is to punch a few extra holes
in the computer card. This, of course, screws up the system, and the
computer regurgitates your card. A supervisor must handle the situation
manually, which costs money and time. People punch these extra holes in
cards using a keypunch machine at a nearby school, or they simply and
carefully cut a keypunch pattern with an X-acto art knife.

This sticky trick delights repair people, in addition to you. Place a
large strip of Scotch tape on several computer cards. The slippery surface
causes cards to fall off the track and into the bowels of the machine. A
repair person has to come and perform mechanical surgery on the machine
to remove your fatal paper bullets that felled the machine. This sort of dirty
trick can tie up equipment for several hours of very, very costly down time.

Should the opportunity arise that you have a few secure moments with
some reels of computer tapes and you want to screw up whoever or whatever
controls the data on these tapes, you might try passing a portable
electromagnet back and forth across the tapes. It erases them just the way a
bulk eraser cleans off your audio tapes at home. In many cases computer-
tape records are the only records kept by many companies and schools.

Contractors

Just suppose your new home wasn’t quite what the contractor ordered
and promised. If you’re lucky, you’ll discover this sad fact before he’s done
working on the house. If not, you’ll have to chase him to his next job site. I
once went through that many years ago, and it can be fun.

Anyway, here’s what you do. Erect a huge sign on your lot that says
something like, BUY THIS UNDER-CONSTRUCTED, POORLY DONE
HOME — CHEAP. Display the contractor’s name and telephone number
prominently. When he complains, tell him you wouldn’t think of subjecting
your family to the horrors of living in such a poorly constructed dump, and if
he buys it you’ll take down the sign. Have a list of things you think are
wrong with the house. You have already shown him your list if you had to
eventually resort to the big sign. Show him again. The heading of the list
should state his name, address, and telephone number along with your
general beef about the poor quality of his work, followed by the specific
complaints. Mimeograph this list so your contractor will think you’re
handing them out faster than a politician’s calling card. It’s worked well in
the past. You should get your grievances satisfied.

A man calling himself Hank suggests one for the construction trade.
He says that if your mark is building anything from concrete and you or your
allies have access to that concrete before it is poured, add concentrated
hydrochloric acid to it. Hank claims, "I’ve seen it work — it causes slow but
continual deterioration of the structure from corrosion."

Credit Cards

Designed as a credit convenience for consumers and a big profit
turner for business, credit cards are impersonal pieces of plastic whose
power potential can be awesome. The only way to use a credit card
intelligently is to pay off each month’s balance, avoiding the outrageously
high interest charges. But even paying on time doesn’t always guarantee
perfection.

You are dealing with computers when you use credit cards. God help
you if the computer rings you up as owing more money than you do or if the
computer slaps you with late payment, resulting in an interest charge. Yes,
there are consumer-protection laws designed to help you. But as more than
a few people will tell you, there is often a great deal of difference between
principal and principle.

Kathy Ross had a bad time with magazine-subscription service
through which she ran a credit-card charge. Not only did her new
subscriptions get mixed up with renewals, but she was charged for items she
never ordered. She followed the consumer-protection rules, and within
seven months she was being billed for fifty dollars in interest charges alone,
still didn’t have the subscription mess straightened out, and was getting
dunning letters from the credit-card company, calling her irresponsible.
Computers didn’t understand her human pleas for logical service. Kathy
never did get justice. She paid the charges, finally giving up because "it was
easier."

If you can get the mark’s credit-card number, order a huge bunch of
mail-order merchandise for him/her. Use the telephone to order things too.
The secret here, according to a former security agent for one of the card
companies, is to keep the amount of each individual purchase under forty
dollars, because telephone confirmations are made on greater amounts. Just
make hundreds of forty-dollar purchases in a short time.

Using the mark’s credit-card information to place telephone orders
involves some investigation, according to Robert Schoster, a master
manipulator. Sometimes, Schuster will simply call the mark’s home,
pretending to be a verification clerk at some local credit union or bank.
Schuster gives the mark’s full name and address, then asks the mark or the
mark’s spouse to please verify the credit-card numbers. If it works, and
Schuster says it does ninety-nine percent of the time, you are now ready to
order all sorts of goods and services on behalf of the mark.

If you don’t have his/her credit-card number and you feel honest, don’t
steal with it. Go a step beyond and report the mark’s card as stolen. Pretend
you are the mark. That will cause some upset for the real mark when he/she
tries to use the card a week or so later.

This is fraud, but one recycled Yippie who is now billed as a
professional psychic for the various supermarket tabloids told me how he
applied for and got various credit cards merely by lying on his application.
Easily getting cards, he would run the credit to the extreme and beyond on
the cards, survive the corporate dunning letters, then move to a new location
without benefit of forwarding address. Despite my doubts, several
corporations I asked denied that they passed along these losses to the rest of
us in the form of outrageous interest charges.

Delivery Of Consumables

For years kids have ripped off beer distributors’ trucks, pizza wagons,
etc. The scam is to call the place from a pay phone and give them a fake
name in some high-rise apartment. Give them the pay-phone number and
stick around there for a while, since some places call back to confirm orders.
When the truck arrives with the order, and while he is up there trying to find
a nonexistent customer, you could help yourself to what’s left in the truck.

Why would anyone want rip off an innocent beer-delivery truck or
pizza wagon? Fred Littman has one reason, saying "I ordered a pizza at one
place locally, and it was awful. I spoke with the manager, and he told me to
get lost and refused to give me my money back. I figured I had some free
pizza coming to make up for that."

Lefty Gaylor has another reason: "We swipe beer from only one
distributor, because everyone knows he’s a big Mafia type, and they rip off
everyone else, so why not steal from them?"

Isn’t stealing from the Mafia dangerous?

"Not if you don’t get caught, and this one’s too dumb to know any
better. He blames the drivers, and they get mad and figure if they’re gonna
get blamed, they might as well steal beer from him. That way we multiply
our efforts."

Dirty Old Men

If you know some jerk who’s a terminal lecher, not just a dirty old
man, but a truly, grossly obnoxious swine, the following is a sure-fire
method that’s right on target. You need either three or four associates,
depending on whether you personally want to go into the field on this one.
One of your associates must be a comely young lady.

The drill goes like this. The mark is told about the young lady. She is
described as being either an unfaithful wife or a hot-to-trot daughter,
depending on the age and circumstance. The mark is told she has eyes and
everything else for him, and that if he wants to have a lot of heavy action,
you or an associate will make the introduction.

As you approach the fateful house on the evening decided upon, you
or your associate, acting as a "guide," must stress that the husband or father
is a fiery and jealous man and that she takes you on as a secret lover because
of insatiable lust, etc. Build up both the sexual suspense and the thrill of the
forbidden. You have to get his adrenaline and imagination cooking really
well.

The mark and his guide are at the door and the sweet young thing
opens it and moans out a greeting. She should be dressed —or undressed— in
the appropriate fashion. The mark should have just enough time to wet his
lips and survey her architectural lines. About the time his eyes bug is time
for the next act.

Instantly, a large man comes roaring around the corner of the house,
bellowing in rage about the honor of his wife or daughter. The guide
screams in shrill terror, "Run! Run like hell! It’s the husband [or father] !"

As the mark and guide start to dash away, a couple of shots are fired,
and the guide falls. As he falls, he screams to the mark, "Jesus, keep
running! He’s killed me!" Another shot rings out; then all is silent.

All is not really silent. The mark’s heart is probably thudding against
his chest like a caged elephant. It’s a great idea to carry on with this scenario
for a few days, with you or another conspirator, who has been undercover,
keeping the mark apprised of the guide’s condition from the supposed
gunshot wound. It would also be good to float the rumor that the father or
husband is spending all his time looking for "the other bastard who got
away."

The mark won’t stop his fearful shakes long enough to wonder why
the police haven’t arrested the husband or father. Maybe, when he does
come to this logical question, he will call the police and ask for protection.
This scam turns a lot of corners before the mark finally realizes that he’s
been had. The police probably won’t be as amused as you are, but you’ll not
know about that. The mark will.

If you know the right street people, and if you’re going into dirty tricks
you must know them, you will have trickster access to ladies with social
diseases. Some of the veterans of the streets will help you out between
treatments for a price. Younger, less-experienced ladies don’t know they
have the diseases, but their pimp or madam does. Think how much fun it
would be if you could hire one of these venereal versions of Typhoid Mary
to dazzle, pick up, and seduce your mark. This scam has been pulled off
successfully by at least four people I know personally. It is not that hard if
you plan, bargain, and buy ahead.

Drugs

Once, a very close friend of mine was badly hurt by a former
employee who not only had been stealing from the company, but when the
employee left, she said and did some terrible things that damaged my friend
personally and professionally. Revenge was the best medicine, and he did
extract his dose.

He waited a year to get even. It was worth it. The woman has moved
to another job in a city about two hundred miles away, in the next state.
Having access to drugs, my friend got a small amount of cocaine and planted
it in her car during a special visit to the other city for just that purpose. He
then used a pay phone to call police and give them the lady’s name. He told
them that she’d just burned him on a drug deal and that he was turning her in
because of it.

As this is written, the case is going to court. Happily for my friend,
this female actually had a bit of marijuana on her person when she got
busted for the planted coke. Talk about good luck. The third stroke of luck
was that this bust took place in New York State. He has followed the case
through the other city’s newspaper and through a friend. He says the police
aren’t buying her story of innocence. The best part is that by now, she can’t
think of anyone who would have a motive to hurt her.

Having drugs around is a very dangerous risk. But if the stakes are
right, it can become a very serious business for the mark. You should know
that your call to the police will be recorded. Disguise you voice
mechanically by using a re-recording tape, or inhale some helium from a
balloon just before you make the call, since it will alter you voice totally. If
you’re a good thespian, try to use a foreign or regional accent. Speak very
softly, also. Don’t stay on the line for more than thirty to forty-five seconds.
Do your number and hang up.

An old head like William Harvey would get a chuckle from this, if he
were still with us to enjoy it. If his mark was straight or naive about dope,
Bill thought it was fun to mail him/her bags full of chopped weeds, oregano,
etc., with some incense sprinkled on for scent. As an added touch he
included one or two joints rolled using the bogus weed, with a note saying,
"Enjoy the samples on me."

These materials were mailed to the mark’s home address using a slight
variation in the spelling of the name. Ideally, the mark thought she/he had
been confused as an innocent dupe in a dope deal. After a day or two,
Harvey had a male with a rough, raspy voice call the mark to ask if some
package had been misdirected to him/her by accident. The caller suggested
that other, nastier accidents might happen if the mark did anything un-cool
like calling the authorities. Naturally, the mark already had done this. What
would you expect a mark-type person to do? After all, that’s how people get
to be marks.

As a postgraduate version of this scam, Harvey used to send a
package containing some suspicious-looking white crystalline powder
(sometimes with a touch of brown) using the same bit just described.

Environmental Rapists

If you dislike land rapists, such as big developers, big real estaters,
gas and oil drillers, etc., then your first order of business is to read Edward
Abbey’s THE MONKEY WRENCH GANG, twice. The first time you read
for fun and pleasure; the second reading might be for tactics, as in a manual.
For example, if you’ve had unpleasant dealings with utility companies
"creating progress" in your area, for example building roads, drilling gas or
oil wells, stripping coal, deep mining, etc. you know the feelings. The
monkey wrenchers have an answer.

Note the advice of one of Abbey’s protagonists:

"Always pull up survey stakes. Anywhere you find them. Always.
That’s the first goddamned general order in this monkey wrench business.
Always pull up survey stakes."

He should have added that you should always disguise the dirt from
the stake hole, tamp it down, and disguise the scar, so the enemy cannot
simply replace the stake. A further suggestion would be to move the survey
stakes… perhaps enough that a lawsuit could be instituted against the
environmental rapists.

According to a Cat operator I shared several lemonades with a few
times, Karo syrup poured into the fuel tank of heavy machinery is enough to
deadline the equipment for a thorough bit of maintenance.

"It’ll turn to solid carbon, that syrup, and seize the engine up tight. It
makes a helluva mess of an engine. I’d suggest about three to four quarts per
tankful.

"Now look, though," he cautioned, his eyes glinting hard enough to
stare open clam shells at a hundred yards, "if you did that to my own
machine I’d come after you hard. But if it was a company machine or if
they’d leased my machine, hell, I’d probably buy you a drink afterward!"

In the summer of 1978, about 150 angry farmers in Minnesota held a
beer-and-hot-dog party to celebrate the coming of the "bolt weevils." The
party and the "weevils" cost a utility giant a quarter of a million dollars.

The farmers were fighting mad over the invasion of the huge utility
conglomerates who were running their power towers and lines across the
countryside, ruining farms and dairy operations. All legal and moral efforts
to oppose this land rape failed. That’s when the "bolt weevils" came to the
farmers’ rescue.

After beating off state police by using Wrist Rocket slingshots to fire
ball bearings at patrol-car windows, the farmers brought out their wrenches
and cutting tools. Soon, after two of the 150-foot-tall, hundred-thousand-
dollar transmission towers lay smashed on the ground, victims of the "bolt
weevils."

A dozen years ago, these farmers were staunch, conservative
Americans, firmly behind "their" government, and they claim that the
radicals of the sixties were right. That’s comforting, at last.

One farmer says, "The goddamn government’s playing red herring,
bleating about Arab terrorists and weathermen and the underground. Hell,
it’s the people –us, the little people— they better watch out for. We’re the
revolutionaries, and we’re ready to fight.

"They may finish this power line and others, but the greedy, land
raping bastards will never keep it in operation. There’s not enough guards
for that. And more people are coming around to our way."

You could almost hear an echo of "All the power to the people," with
not hint of a pun.

A major gas company was ripping and raping all over the countryside,
using the national need for natural gas as its excuse for avarice. One
landowner whose livestock were disrupted by the gas-drilling operation
decided to get even, quietly.

Farmer Dale explained, "I knew a little bit about the state
environmental regulations, so I decided to help the gas company violate as
many of them as I could, even if it mean sacrificing a few things of my own.

"Late one evening, I kicked over the hose from their fuel tank and
opened the valve. By morning, the result was nearly seven hundred gallons
of diesel fuel in the stream below my place. It took members of the
sportsmen’s club about a mile downstream two hours to get state officials
out there to the well site. Because of a phone call I’d made earlier, the local
newspaper sent a reporter, too.

"Later that day, I dumped my barrel of old crankcase oil on the
drilling access road, and you should have seen the foreman’s pickup when it
hit that oil. He slammed through my cornfield. I acted really wild, raising
hell about first polluting our stream, then wrecking my crops and spilling oil
on the road. He was shook up to beat hell and blamed his own truckers for
leaking oil. I billed their company for three-hundred dollars in damages, and
he endorsed the bill for payment right there."

Farmer Dale did some other things that week, like move and replace
those "Underground Cable" markers used by the power and phone
companies to mark buried wires. Naturally, the driller’s dozer tore up the
real wires, creating further havoc. He sprayed weed killer on his own crops,
within a hundred-yard radius of the gas well, then raised hell with the state
agricultural people. He submitted a bill for a thousand dollars for damaging
his crops, although the gas company balked — at first.

"Finally I dumped some chemicals in my old well and had the water
tested (he had had the water tested prior to the drilling, of course) by the
county. They reported it had gotten polluted during the time the gas well
was being drilled. I turned it all over to my attorney at this time."

His attorney filed to have the drilling permit revoked and also to sue
the company for huge damage settlements. The case was settled out of
court, allowing the company to finish its rape, yet at a very high price,
including unlimited free gas and a lot of cash for Farmer Dale.

Another combatant in the never-ending war between the land rapists
and landowners or environmentalists borrowed the old OSS tire-spike idea,
married it to the Malay gate of Indo-Chinese fame, and put some heavy
vehicles on the shelf for a while. Angered because the well drillers for a
natural-gas company were filling their mammoth water-tank trucks from a
trout stream that ran through his property, a landowner spiked their plans.
He took a two-inch-thick piece of twelve-inch board and pounded five ten-
inch housing spikes through it. The board was about eighteen inches long.
He did the same thing to another board.

The ambush site was the deeply rutted pull-off spot the heavy water
trucks used when they sucked thousands of gallons of good water from the
clean stream. The giant trucks had callously dug deep ruts, which filled with
water from their sloshing loads. Our combatant placed his spiked boards
tips upward, into the ruts. He did this on a random schedule over a one
month period, disabling a total of seven trucks and finally forcing the land
rapists and their trucks to another fill-up point.

As a postscript, he enjoyed this activity so much that he built dozens
of the spike devices and became a traveling one-man hit squad, placing the
traps whenever he saw evidence of the heavy water- tank trucks.

Explosives

Wire m80 to light
all have – !

smoke-bomb : 4parts sugar to
6parts saltpeter (potassium nitrate). You heat this mixture over a very low
flame until it starts to blend-.

bundle a few of those road flares — the ones in the red
jackets — together and wrap them with black plastic tape. Connect this with
some coiled wiring to a ticking alarm clock and place it so your mark will
get the full visual and aural effect.

Expanding foam you will love but mark wont

Forgery: medical reports, arrest warrants, etc.. see books MAN CALLED INTREPID. And
THE NEW PAPER TRIP, .

Garage sale forge 1 for your Mart at 6 a.m.

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CIA dirty tricks

Index

Additives

Airlines

Animals

Assassination

Auto Dealers

Banks

Bikers

Cheese

Child Abuse

CIA

Apartments Classified Ads

Clergy

Coins

Computers

Contractors

Fillers

Forgery

Garage Sales

Gases

Graffiti

Highways

Hookers

Hotels

Lawyers
License Plates
MA Bell
Mail
Mail Drops
Marriage
Media
Medical

Books
Campuses

Carbide

Cars

CB Radios

Charity

Credit Cards

Delivery of
Consumables

Dirty Old Men

Drugs

Environmental
Rapists

Explosives

Homes

Insurance
Companies

IRS

Joggers

Laundromats

Lawns

Military
Motion Pictures

Municipal Services

Neighborhoods

Notary Seal

Oil Companies

Thomas Jefferson

Additives

Harmful additives are a formidable weapon against machinery,
people, and processes. Additives perform one or more of the following:

1) Corrosion. ..sulfuric acid, for example, will corrode the gutter,
eaves, and downspout of a home; dumped salt will mar a building
surface or floor and kill a lawn.

2) Contamination… copper salts will rot rubber products; soap in a
public or corporate fountain will create giant foam. Or put it in a
steam boiler if you’re more serious about the matter.

3) Abrasion… introduction of light, coarse materials, such as resins,
to automotive fuel, or metal filings placed in the gears of industrial
machinery, will create frictional havoc.

4) Impurities… adding sugar to gasoline creates harmful carbon
from the burning sugar, stopping the engine.

Soaps and detergents make wonderful additions to food and could
even be beneficial if the target happens to be constipated. If not, then soap-
laden munchies or drinks will really keep him moving.

During my stay as an invited guest of Uncle Sam I recall some dirty
tricksters’ making an action statement against being in KP. They liberally
coated various pans and cooking vessels with GI soap. They washed mugs
with a lot of soap, then neglected to rinse them before letting the utensils
dry. Later, when some drinkable potion like milk or coffee was poured into
the mug by some unsuspecting mark, the soap was activated. Whoosh!

Soap is also a very effective additive to containers in which food is
prepared. The secret is to disguise the taste. Various other additives will do
that and other tricks.

A horny old pharmacist, Doctor Frank Pittlover, claims there really is
a working aphrodisiac. His is almost as esoteric as the fake stuff you read
about in men’s magazines. Here’s what Doctor Pittlover says: "It’s known as
yohimmbine hydrochloride (C21, H23, 03N2), an obscure sex stimulant that
operates on the central nervous system. It was the aphrodisiac used by the
CIA in their MK/ULTRA scam." It is not on the Central Substances Act list
—yet— and it is classed as a "veterinary aphrodisiac." That means you can
get it openly from a pharmaceutical supply source. What you do with it after
you get it is probably your own business.

There are other references to and uses of additives in many other
topical areas of your revenge… many more than could be indexed here.

"Take tea and see" is a good advertising slogan that should also alert
the dirty trickster to some additives brought to our attention by herbal-tea
producers. Two common products of many herbal teas have side effects that
the trickster could define only as delightful. First, some teas contain the
leaves, flowers, and the bark of senna plant, a tropical shrub related to our
bean plant. The dried leaves, bark, and flowers of this plant are a mighty
powerful laxative. Chamomile flowers are also popular in herbal teas.
Related to ragweed and goldenrod, chamomile can produce severe reactions
in people sensitive to plants of that family.

The trick in both cases is to obtain extracts of both products and use
them in concentrated enough additive form to create the desired effect.

Meanwhile, from the other end, Doctor Christopher Garwood Doyle
has a prescription that could really get a mark moving. Syrup of ipecac is a
common purgative, easily available. Here’s how Doctor Goyle uses it.

"Your mark is with you or your agent somewhere having a few
drinks," the doctor outlines. "Presumably, the mark is drinking something
sweet and heavy, like rum and Coke. When the mark goes to the bathroom
or is otherwise out of the area, mix one tablespoon of syrup in ipecac in with
the drink.

"You now have a fifteen-minute waiting —or escaping, if you prefer—
period for the mixture to get active. After that, bombs away! The mark will
begin violent projectile vomiting, which really messes up the nearby
environment and anyone else who happens to be the way.

"We first did this in medical school, using to get back at a classmate
who’d turned us in to officials for having an after-hours party in our dorm
with women and booze. They threw the book at us because we were
supposed to be mature medical students.

"The student who did this fancied himself as a real boozer," Doctor
Doyle explained, "but he really was a hell of a hypocrite about it and really
played pious when he turned us in. So we figured he who tattles about
booze shall also toss his booze."

Doctor Doyle reports that this additive will work easily with non-
alcoholic drinks, too. He says the secret is to select a carrier drink that will
hide the taste and consistency of the syrup.

Another good remedy for a hotshot is cascara sagrada, made from the
dried root of a thorny shrub found on the American West Coast. It produces
violent diarrhea. Once, Joe Kascaba introduced some cascara sagranda into
a mark’s orange juice. The mark was with his girlfriend and her parents in
their family car. He had the "juiced" orange juice about ten minutes before
getting into the car.

Kascaba reminisced, "The stuffs fast acting, and we were lucky to
have the girlfriend’s brother as our ally, to report the action. It hit the mark
about six minutes into the trip, and in another minute he didn’t even have
time to yell for them to pull over. He just started letting go with loud, wet,
explosive bursts.

"This is all in full witness of his girlfriend and her family in a tightly
packed auto. He couldn’t get stopped, either. They took him to a hospital,

but by then the additive was through his system and the storm had subsided.
That surely is super powerful stuff."

Kascaba explained why he had taken action this explosive action,
saying, "The guy was a real creep. He was always trying to make out with
other girls, and since he wasn’t very smooth, he used to get them drunk.
This was always with other girls, of course— his regular girlfriend knew
nothing about all of this.

"Well, one night he pulled this crap on a friend of mine, got her drunk,
messed around.. .she got this feeling all guilty and emotional, then got sick —
puked, in fact. He thought he was macho stuff and gave her hell for it.

"We figured if he was going to act like such a shit… well, I’m sure you
understand…."

The above trick is suggested to be used in such a place so that your
mark can not easily reach a bathroom within a few minutes after the attack
hits. This will cause him to literally shit his pants and drip at the heels.

As a final note, Kascaba says not to use this powerful additive with
older folks, because it weaken them to the point of very serious medical
complications such as dehydration which may kill them. Have some respect
for the elderly, think of your grandmother!

The following trick is technically a substitution and not an additive: I
know of one person who visited her mark’s home and emptied the hair
conditioner out of his bottle, then poured Neet hair remover into the
conditioner bottle. She knew that Operation Substitute was a bald success
when she saw her mark in a local store several weeks later, wearing a large
scarf on his head.

Vinegar makes a great substitute for nose drops or in nasal-spray
devices. One especially nasty person also suggested it for use in eye drops.
I’m not sure about that one though, sight’s a precious thing. You’d better
reserve that one for a very deserving person that shot your dog, wrecked
your computer, busted you for phreaking, etc.

Airlines

Arrange to have a friend meet you at the terminal gate when you
deplane. Give your friend your baggage claim checks and have him/her
retrieve your bags from the carousel, then leave the baggage area with your
bags. Before your friend leaves the airport with your luggage, be sure to get
your claim checks back. Then, you saunter over to the baggage area, spend
half an hour waiting for your bags. Ask some clerks for help, then report
your "missing" luggage, showing your claim checks as proof. Very few
flights ever have a clerk actually check the baggage and collect claim
checks. It’s foolish, but they don’t. Make a polite, but firm scene and
demand satisfaction. Normally, the airline people will have you fill out a
form and they will attempt to find your luggage. Obviously, they won’t find
it. Bug them some… write them letters. Soon, you should get a good
settlement from the airline. Don’t try to pull this one on the same airline
more than once !

Leaving the airlines and aiming for the individual mark, you can do a
lot of personal damage. For instance, if you find your mark is going to use
airline travel, you could call and cancel the reservations.

You might try to slip a couple rounds of pistol ammunition or a
switchblade in to your mark’s pocket just before he goes through the metal
detector at the airport terminal. You could also slip some drugs into his
pocket at the same time. Read a book on pick pocketing to note the
technique for doing this. It’s quite easy. Leave accurate-looking, but totally
bogus hijack scenario plans, bomb diagrams, or orders of battle for terrorist
attacks in airport bars and restrooms. This fires up both the rent-a-cops and
the real security people. The security delays and resultant hassles with
passengers create unhappy people who are angry at airports and airlines.
Naturally, the blame for these plans must focus on your mark. If he has
really been bugging you it’s about time to get even!

Leaving the airlines and aiming for individual mark, you can do a lot
of personal damage. For instance, if you find that your mark is going to use
airline travel and there are only a few travel agents in town, you could call
until you find the correct one and cancel the reservations. Or if you know
the name of the airline, call their office and cancel the mark’s reservations.

You might try to slip a couple of rounds of pistol ammunition or a
switchblade knife into your mark’s pocket just before he goes through the
metal detector at the airport terminal. You could also slip some drugs into
his pocket at the same time. Read a book on pick-pocketing to note the
technique for doing this. It’s quite easy since you are placing stuff back.

Bill Cutcheon sometimes poses as a Moonie, Hare Krishna devotee, or
other cultist and goes to airports. His goal is to act like a completely
obnoxious fool. He really hams it up, usually getting tossed out after totally
grossing out the passengers. The heat, of course, falls equally on the cults
and on the airport for letting "them" behave like that.

Another Cutcheon stunt is to leave accurate-looking but totally bogus
hijack scenario plans, bomb diagrams, or orders for terrorists attacks in
airport bars and restrooms. This fires up both the rent-a-cops and the real
security people. The security delays and resultant hassles with passengers
create unhappy people who are angry at airports and airlines.

Naturally, thew blame for these plans must focus on the original
perpetrator of Cutcheon’s problems. He says, "If some nut group’s been
hassling me for money, messing in my neighborhood, or otherwise being
obnoxious, I’ll leave evidence to pin the hijack or bomb rap on them. I got
back at a motorcycle gang by doing this once, after they had sideswiped my
truck and refused to pay damages."

He also explains that this is a good vengeance grabber against an
airport facility that has offended you.

Mitch Egan of San Francisco doesn’t like cultist panhandlers harassing
people at airports, so he founded the Fellowship to Resist Organized Groups
Involved in Exploitation, or FROGIE. Egan and his friends use those little
metal clickers shaped like frogs to ward of religious solicitors.

According to Egan, thousands of people across the country are now
armed with the little metal frogs, and when a religious panhandler
approaches, they whip out the clicker and "Click, click, click!" the pest
away.

"In San Francisco, I saw two hundred people clicking away at a
Krishna," Egan remarked. "They blew her right out of her socks."

He adds, "If God wants a dollar from me, he can ask for it. I’m not
against religion, but I’m fed up with organized beggars."

Relief is just a click away.

I knew a chap who became annoyed at a Krishna who followed him
out of the Indianapolis airport, verbally abusing him for not making a
contribution. Having surreptitiously "armed and primed" himself, our hero
suddenly stopped, whipped around, and pissed all over the startled harridan.
After the few necessary seconds of attack, he calmly replaced himself,
zipped up, and walked away. A bemused security cop nearby tried to hide
his laughter.

Animals

If your mark is an oily cuss with a credibility problem you should
easily pull off this stunt. It involves a cop, reporters, SPCA folks and some
farm animals. Call the police and tell them you know about a cock or dog
fight that’s being held at your mark’s home. Explain that you have no morals
against animal fighting but you lost big money there last time and think the
fights are fixed. Next call your mark and report to him that some people are
holding dog or cock fights on his property. Call the reporters and SPCA and
tell them all about the fight. Mention that your mark and the cops have a
payoff relationship. Give everyone the same general arrival time, never be
too specific. Hopefully, all will sort of show up at the same time. You
might manipulate things so the press and animal lovers show up first. Even
if a real story doesn’t develop, you have scattered some strong seeds of
distrust. If you want a stronger story, find a dead dog on the road or
something and plant it near by and tell the reporters and SPCA where to find
the evidence. It will be fun to hear your mark and the cops talk about
everything to the reporters.

Dead animals are very useful. Wait until your mark goes on a trip and
will be leaving his car or house empty for several days. Get into the car or
house and stuff very large and very dead animals everywhere. Your mark
will probably have to sell his car and fumigate his house when he returns.

If you are bothered by big dogs chasing you just take a good quality
plastic water pistol and fill it with freshly squeezed lemon juice. Shoot the
furball right in the eyes and it’ll soon stop the canine harassment.

Apartments

Your mark lives in an apartment? A squirt or so of Eastman 910 or a
similar type glue into the lock can screw up the mark’s trying to get back
into the apartment after an evening on the town. It’s best to save this one
until late evening or on a weekend. Of course, this same stunt would work
on a house, but an apartment lockout disturbance causes more of a public
scene.

If the mark’s apartment is an older building with wooden door frames
and you can work quietly and quickly at night, you can lock him/her in the
apartment from the outside. Quietly fix a hasp and keeper on the door and
frame using wooden screws. Then slap a padlock on the new fixture. It
creates a great deal of frustration if that door is the only way out of the
apartment. Do it late Saturday night so the discovery is made on Sunday
morning when it’s impossible to get help.

Run a classified ad offering to sublet the mark’s apartment. You can
list either the mark’s telephone number or that of his/her landlord. As usual,
make the contact hour for very early in the morning "because of shift-work
schedule."

You might want to make a "milk run" to the mark’s apartment very
early on several mornings and place a whole bunch of empty booze bottles
outside his or her door. This works well in ritzy apartments where the
neighbors are snobs. How do you get by the security people? One way is to
pose as a delivery person, a service person, a building inspector, or someone
on a work crew. You can also hire an accomplice in the building, or you can
bribe the door guard.

Suppose you are the victim of a nasty landlord who evicts you for no
good reason. There are lots of legal ways to get your tenant’s rights, but
there are also many quasi-legal and illegal ways that are much more fun.

For example, you could simply "sublet" the place, on your own, to a bunch
of dopers, bikers, drunks, hookers, runaways, or twenty-four-hour party
throwers. Make this extracurricular subletting your going-away surprise.

Another person I know went to the local animal shelter on several
different days and got a total of fifteen cats for twenty-five dollars. He
bought a bunch of cat food and a bushel basket of fish, and filled his bathtub
with water for them. He then nailed every window and door shut from the
inside before crawling out the tiny casement window in the basement. He
had previously nailed the basement door shut behind him. Obviously, he
had moved his things out several days previously. His eviction notice was
effective the next day, but the landlord didn’t check on the house for five
days. My God, what a mistake that man made. To say that that cat house
was an uninhabitable mess is an understatement.

Tim Carroll was tossed out of his apartment by the landlady because
one of Tim’s many lady friends stayed over for the whole entire evening.
This upset the old biddy who owned the building, and being a staunch, God-
fearing charter member of the DAR, she canceled his lease and ordered him
to leave the building.

Displeased with the arbitrary and unilateral treatment and the
upheaval caused by her dubious moral judgement, Tim didn’t get angry; he
got even. He had a trusted friend place a large sign in a hallway window of
the landlady’s apartment building. The seventh-floor window faced a busy
business street, and the sign was quite visible to many hundreds of people.

The sign read: TIM CARROLL SUCKS.

The landlady didn’t see the sign, so two days later, Tim’s friend
positioned another sign, this time in a sixth-floor-hall window.

The second sign read: TIM CARROLL IS A FAG.

The landlady saw both signs and removed them. Two days later, she
got a letter from Tim, with a picture enclosed showing her building with the
signs easily visible. The letter was Tim’s complaint about personal slander
and harassment. He asked her please to desist.

Sometime early the next morning, in time for rush-hour morning
traffic, a new sign went up in the window: TIM CARROLL BLOWS
DEAD BEARS.

At 8:30 A.M., the unsuspecting landlady received a call from an
attorney friend of Tim’s, citing the original slander and warning the woman
against further incidents. Shaken, she swore her innocence. Ten minutes
after hanging up, he called back, sounding furious because Tim had just
called him about the latest sign. Flabbergasted, the old lady swore she
would remove it and loudly proclaim her innocence.

Another sign went up that afternoon in time for rush-hour the other
way: TIM CARROLL IS A FLAMING HETEROSEXUAL.

The landlady got the lawyer’s call just after dark, when the sign was
no longer visible. She was almost in tears because of his threats to sue. She
begged to just talk to Tim, to tell him none of this was her doing. The
attorney told her that he had advised his client to have no further discussions
with her.

The next day’s sign read: FOR A GOOD LAY, CALL TIM
CARROLL.

That evening, a new sign went up. The landlady, frantic, according to
Tim’s friend who was putting up the signs, got to it fifteen minutes after it
went up. The attorney called her five minutes after she go back to her own
apartment.

Tim related, "You might feel almost sorry for the old lady, except that
she had told me earlier that she was going to keep my security deposit and
that I would have to forfeit the month’s rent I had paid in advance because I
had violated the morality clause in my lease. The was no such clause. I
found out she had done this same thing to two other guys a year before and
some guys before that. She also tossed out a couple because they weren’t
married. She’d come into your room when you were gone and snoop, too.
That bugged me."

No signs went up for the next three days, although the woman
checked the windows every twenty minutes or so. On the fourth day,
hundreds of passersby, accustomed to the signs weren’t disappointed.

The new sign read: TIM CARROLL’S WHOREHOUSE.

Although it took her an hour to discover and remove it, the lawyer
friend of Tim’s didn’t call until the next morning, when a new sign was in the
window: WHOREHOUSE UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT. The
landlady’s telephone number was listed.

A second sign was placed on the sixth-floor window underneath:
TIM CARROLL COULDN’T BEAT THE COMPETITION.

In his best tones, the attorney explained that enough was enough and
that on behalf of his client, Mr. Carroll, he would be filing an action. The
woman was distraught. He told her to have her attorney present for a
meeting at three the following afternoon. He asked her who attorney was
and said the meeting should be in his office. Tim and his attorney postponed
this meeting several times, then told the woman that since she had stopped
putting up the signs, they would hold the suit in limbo for the time.

Reportedly, she monitored the halls and windows of that building
regularly for five months. But more importantly, she also left her tenants to
their own moral lives.

Assassination

Suppose you have a mark whose ill temper has created problems for
you. Or perhaps this mark is simply an obnoxious nut whose obsessions
have cost you personally. A dentist I know spent many unselfish hours
working to get fluoride into his community’s drinking water as a means of
fighting tooth decay in children. An apolitical and highly dedicated
professional, he was concerned only with healthcare for the kids in the
community. A hyper, rightwing zealot jumped on the issue and scared the
town council with his insane babble. He claimed that fluoride was a
Communist plot to poison America’s drinking water and minds and that
using fluoride would lead to LSD as part of the International Communist
Conspiracy. The timid council voted "no" on fluoride.

Beside himself, the young dentist said he surely would like to get back
at the rightwing firebrand but just didn’t know what to do. Sighing, he gave
up his fight and put his time back into his practice. The kids never got their
fluoride treatment, and as a result he had a lot of business. It’s too bad that
young dentist never met Maurice Bishop.

In the hypocritical piety following the assassinations of the sixties,
physical security was supposedly tightened to protect the chief executive
chosen by the power brokers who now control the United States. A former
law-enforcement official with a probable intelligence background offered an
astounding dirty trick related to this topic. To protect this source’s identity
we’ll use the cover name of Maurice Bishop.

Bishop says that the CIA, FBI and Secret Service all keep a list of nut
cases, radicals, and others who threaten political figures. Often, these people
are jailed, kept under protective custody, or placed under twenty-four-hour
surveillance by authorities when political targets are in the area. Bishop’s
idea calls for threatening telegrams to be sent to the politician in the mark’s
name. At the very least this telegram will bring a visit by one of the

government agencies, and perhaps it will result in a bit of jail time if the
mark loses his/her cool as a result of this dirty trick.

Bishop says this will also work with state officials, bringing a visit from
state police or some other law enforcement official.

Auto Dealers

If an automobile dealership screws you, on either the car, the deal, or
the service, don’t get angry — get even. Wait outside the showroom until a
prospective customer starts talking to a salesperson about the same type of
car you got. Walk right up to the customer and tell him you woeful story.
The idea is to screw up as many sales as you can (it will cost the dealer at
least $5000 for each screw-up). Be factual, be cool, and act as if you’re an
honest citizen trying to save another honest citizen some money and
heartache — as you wish someone had done for you. Sincere good faith is
the thing here, because the salesman is going to blow his about the second
time you pull your act.

When the manager asks you to leave and you don’t, he will probably
call the police. You had anticipated this earlier and alerted someone at the
local newspaper or television station— probably the action-line reporters.
Small-town media usually won’t allow reporters to come — car dealers buy
lots of ads, and you don’t. A regional TV station may show up — if you
promise a confrontation with the law. So when the manager calls the police,
you call your TV reporter — fun and games for the 6:00 P.M. news.

If all this doesn’t work, wait off the dealer’s premises and approach
customers as they leave the showroom. Tell your story there and then.
Offer to help them avoid your mistake. But stay on public property. And
keep after the action-line reporters.

If you escalate the attack a bit, show up when the night salespeople
are on duty — they won’t recognize you. Look at new cars; wander around.
Few salespeople pay much attention to an obvious gawker. As soon as
someone else or a telephone distracts the salesperson, you can do things to
the automobile right there in the showroom. A bottle opener is hard on the
finish. See the file on additives for things you could quickly put into the fuel
tank. If you could smuggle some in with you, stuff roadkill under a car seat
or in the glove compartment. Or toss a condom (preferably used) on the

front seat. By the way, used condoms make wonderful plants in other
locations as well, like the boss’s desk, or in a customer’s car back in the
service shop.

If you can manage to slip undetected into the service area along with
your bag of sabotage goodies, such as glue, wire cutters, paint, potatoes,
M80s, etc., you can run amok. Work quietly and quickly. This sort of
guerrilla warfare can literally wreck a dealer’s service reputation.

Banks

It could be time to make your bankroll. According to Townsend
Alexander, our financial intelligence agent, you can make good money
buying some very cheap foreign coins that are the same size as quarters. Get
a paper coin wrapper. Wrap a few real quarters on the ends but fill the rest
of the roll with the cheapie import coins. Wrap the roll and with felt- tip pen
write some phony account number on it to add to authenticity.

Take the roll of coins into the targeted bank. If you dress like a
business person and go at a busy time, especially with the account number
written on each roll, and the rolls in a bank sack or your briefcase, the teller
will probably give you ten dollars per roll without checking.

If you could get a banker to tell the truth, he’d admit that they hate
college- student checking accounts. There’s probably a lot of justification,
since most services like this for college students cost far more than they’re
worth in return. However, that’s not our problem.

Suppose you have a gripe with the bank. Acting as the bank’s ad
manager, get in touch with the student newspaper at the school and arrange
to run some ads with banner headlines reading, STUDENTS WELCOME,
plus such services as NO SERVICE CHARGE, FREE CUSTOM-PRINTED
CHECKS, INTREST ON THE BALANCE, NO MINIMUM BALANCE,
and so on. Offer to give away free albums or Walkman radios. The day
after the "bank’s" ad runs they will be swamped with unwanted students,
who are going to be very angry at the bank (and probably at the student
newspaper).

Modern banks now have cash machines where you insert your plastic
money card and the machine gives you the money. If that institution or its
machine has become your target, here’s a dairyland delight you could easily
employ. Take some tough, hard cheese and cut it the same size and shape as

your plastic card. Insert the cheese "card" into the slot of the machine and
leave the area. One banker told me it took a service person nine hours to
clean the machine and get it operating again when someone pulled this stunt
in Baltimore.

The bank still giving you trouble, or you didn’t give them enough? It’s
time to move things up the scale a notch. Rent a safe-deposit box under
another name. Pay cash for a three-month rental. That’s all the time you’ll
need to collect on this one. Go to the market and buy a couple of overripe
fish — I’m sure you’ll get a bargain price. Carry them wrapped in plastic in
your briefcase. Go directly to your safe deposit box. In the privacy of the
bank’s little cubicle, unwrap the fish and lay the big, stinky suckers right in
the safety deposit box. Close it, lock it, and store it. Then carry the fish
wrappers, briefcase, and yourself out of the bank. In a few days your deposit
will gain their interest. You’d better do your real banking at another
institution for a while. It’s quite possible bank officials will have to hire
someone to drill the lock on the targeted safe-deposit box to remove the
contents.

Bikers

You’re walking along a pedestrian sidewalk, and along come a
bicyclist, churning away his/her spare calories on that nonpolluting
transportation device. Within moments you’re an involuntary participant in
a game of chicken with that cyclist, who swerves while you weave. You
finally pass each other in good dodgem-car fashion. Maybe. Wonderful
stuff, adrenaline.

On the other cheek, maybe you’ve been blindsided by an irresponsible
cyclist trespassing on your pedestrian walk right of way.

"No more turning the other cheek," is the war cry of Mel Scafe, an
anti-cyclist who is fighting back.

"I’ve declared war on all two wheelers who trespass into my life," Mel
says. "I’ll get the senior citizen bicyclist who forces me off my sidewalk on
the same day I get even with the teenage dirt biker who tears up the hill
behind my home."

One of Mel’s tactics is to toss a length of chain into the spokes of the
dirt bike when it’s roaring by. Instantly, the bike stops going forward while
the rider continues onward until gravity takes over.

"I’ve also used a wire cutter to snip the spokes on a bicycle whose
owner has done me a disfavor," Mel relates. "That’ll cause a real collapse in
his biking game."

Another time he spread a large patch of grease on the path used by dirt
bikers.

He can’t even estimate the pounds of air he’s released from captivity in
bike tires. He’s used all the nasty engine additives mentioned in another file
for these machines that disturb his world.

"I liked that Burt Reynolds movie where the truck driver drove his rig
over all those goddamn motorcycles," Mel grinned. Turning seriously, he
added, "I’ve thought about the old World War II trick of stretching piano or
barbed wire across a trail or bikeway, but I think that could be fatal, so I
don’t really do it."

"If there were some way I could totally kill the damn machines and
only embarrass the people a bit I’d surely like to hear about it. Until then I
will stick to the old standards that have worked for me so far."

He adds, "I know people may sneer at me for being mean to kiddies
on their bicycles, and I know bicycles are an in thing today. But maybe if
those young riders learn some manners early and stay the hell off pedestrian
walkways, they might grow up to be decent people."

Books

Did anyone ever borrow a book from you and not return it? Our
private library consultant, Roberta Russell, has a suggestion with an air of
financial finality behind it. For the first step, a printer should make you
about three or four dozen bookplates, all featuring your mark’s name and
address, plus the legend, "If this book is lost and you find it and return it, I
will pay you $10 cash." Your next step is the local Goodwill Industries, a
local thrift or second-hand shop, or a garage sale for books. Buy two or
three dozen used hardcover books. You buy them as cheaply as you can, but
they’ll cost your mark plenty. Your next step is to paste on the bookplates
and distribute these books — at the beach, on park benches, in a bus or
subway, or in a bar or restaurant. The final step is for you to enjoy a good
chuckle at your mark’s expense, as people find the "lost" books.

If your mark has a fine library, you might consider introducing it to
silverfish. They love good books; in fact they will devour them. If you feel
this nasty, you probably already know where to get silverfish and their eggs.
This one bothers me, though, since I love good books. Maybe there’s a
better way. Perhaps you could put an earwig in you mark’s bed pillow.

Why not give your mark the image of a philanthropic person? Donate
books in his/her name to the local library, but without either party’s
knowledge. Buy a bunch of really skuzzy porno paperbacks, especially the
colorfully illustrated ones from Denmark — the more grossly hardcore, the
better. Your printer will produce some paste-in bookplates that say
something like this, "This book donated to the [Name] library by [Mark's
name] in loving memory of all the sweet children of [Town name]." Paste in
the bookplates and sprinkle the donated books around the local library. Put
some in the children section, and others in the religion books.

Campuses

Not everyone is hibernating on college campuses. Although it’s true
that many students have become docile zombies, lobotomized by lethal
doses of television and the bureaucracy of the educational system, there are a
few live ones. At an eastern university, a number of students got upset with
the rent gouging of a massive corporation acting as an absentee landlord for
private off-campus dormitories. After getting nowhere appealing to an un-
testicled school administration, and after being ignored by a housing
inspector and a city council belonging to the same social class and clubs as
the corporate landlords, the students held a pizza party.

The unusual part was that the pizza party was held in the clothes
dryers of the dormitory laundry rooms. One participant reported, "We
dumped a couple of really gooey pizzas in each dryer, put in the coins, and
turned them on."

Try cleaning up that one !

Epilogue: The corporate landlord and his student tenants settled their
problems shortly after the party, totally to the satisfaction of the young
protestors.

Professor James Shannon claims that college students of the past had
heinous imaginations. Today, of course, many students are content merely
to move around enough to prevent roots from forming on their contact
surfaces with the ground. Professor Shannon suggests that if you have a
teacher you don’t like, and he/she lectures from a desk or podium on a raised
platform, you move the stand so its legs are barely balanced on the front
edge of the platform. When the academic leans forward on the structure
ever so slightly, it will come crashing forward. With any luck the
pedagogue will land on top of it.

At an eastern university, two looser colleagues filled a humorless and
bookish faculty member’s office closet with several large and irritable geese
one evening. The professor was in the habit of arriving quite early for 8:00
AM class, early enough so that the hasty-tempered birds would just be
awakening. When he opened the closet door they woke up and became
badly aggressive really fast. Eyewitness reports left no doubt whose feathers
were ruffled most.

This will be truly appreciated only by those privy to the pettiness of
academia: Other colleagues of this same professor sometimes send truly
pedantic, nasty, personal, and vindictive memoranda to various other faculty
members, deans, etc., in the name of their priggish colleagues.

On one occasion they sent really nasty letters to the parents of a few
of this faculty member’s students, giving the poor folks hell for daring to
produce such genetic drift as their kids, much less turning them loose on a
college campus. The school’s PR people had a terrible time getting out from
under that one. As for the mark, the dumb schmuck had no idea why so
many people disliked him. But please take his colleagues word for it – he
deserves every bit of it.

Carbide

Having been brought up around hunters and miners, I learned all
about carbide lamps and carbide fishing early. Working on my grandfather’s
farm, I learned about carbide bombs. Let me explain some things you might
find useful.

When calcium carbide is exposed to air and water it produces a gas
that will kill small animals. Farmers often pour it down gopher, rat, or
groundhog holes, then dump in some water and put a rock over the hole.
The animal is gassed to death.

A lot of poor people used to fish with carbide with the same efficiency
with which legions of GIs fished with hand grenades. Simply toss a pound
or two of carbide into a can and seal it, but be sure to punch a few holes in
the lid. Toss it into a pond. The results can play havoc with your mark’s
fish pond or fancy goldfish pool or an indoor aquarium. Water and carbide
can produce an explosion.

Some of the nastier kids used to place amounts of carbide into the
toilets at our school. The idea was to place the carbide bomb in the toilet,
leave a lighted cigarette on the seat, and run like hell. The carbide would
combine with the water to produce a huge cloud of noxious gas, which
would explode when it hit the lighted cigarette the perpetrators left behind.
This little homemade bomb did more damage than an M80.

Tim Bell, who later became a Special Forces NCO in Vietnam,
explains, "We had a kid bully whom no one liked — a real prick. He always
went to the john after fourth period to sneak a smoke. So two of us went in
right after him and laid a carbide bomb in the water in the next stall. We
were about a hundred feet down the hall when the damn thing went off."

At this point, Tim burst into a wild laughter. I was able to learn,
though , that the bully had his legs burned and cut by flying porcelain, bit his
tongue badly, was knocked violently off the throne, bruising his ribs against
the steel wall of the stall, and was deafened for nearly twenty-four hours, all
by the force of this carbide explosion. With that kind of background as a
high school kid, it’s no wonder Tim Bell made a good Special Forces
trooper.

Are there more adult uses for carbide? Some sixties semi-terrorists
used to dump a pound or so into the toilets of corporate offices and
government buildings, flush the mess into the system, and walk away
briskly. Enough of the stuff could get very dangerous, considering the
possible backup of gases. A combination of water and carbide has been fed
into the ventilating systems of various corporate and government buildings,
also by semi-terrorists who wish to harass the resident bureaucrats.

Cars

This one’s really kiddie Halloween time, but it does work. A bunch of
old nuts and bolts placed into the wheel well behind the hubcap will make
the mark think his/her car is falling apart. It’s worth some minor harassment,
of course, and works outstandingly well with high-strung non-mechanical
typed who absolutely panic at car noises.

You can get a little heavier than Halloween by removing a hubcap
from your mark’s car wheel and loosening or removing the lug bolts. Sooner
or not much later, the wheel will simply roll off the car.

Moving up the escalator of nastiness, you could probably fill your
mark’s whole body with adrenaline if you placed a split shot sinker, of the
type used by fishermen, on the accelerator cable of his/her vehicle. Willy
Seamore, a top mechanic, suggests you extend the cable, then place the lead
weight on the extended portion, which effectively blocks it from returning.
This means the vehicle’s throttle will run wide open. It’s a nasty version of
the jack-rabbit start.

From choking up to locking up is hardly a quantum experience. The
new miracle glues are impregnable when squirted into car door keyholes.
Nothing short of a locksmith can repair this low-risk attack. If you hit just
before the mark’s family vacation, leave the car door locks alone and hit the
trunk lock. With any luck, they’ll never notice until they’re miles from
home.

A refinement of simply putting a super glue or epoxy into the car’s
various locks is to take any old key that will vaguely locks is to take any old
key that will vaguely fit into the lock cavity, insert it, then twist it rapidly
back and forth until the key breaks off, stuck in the lock. Now is the time to
squirt glue into the lock. The job is more permanent and more costly to
repair.

If you tire of fooling with the locks, you can look elsewhere.
Marshall Tanner, inventor of muffler bearings, says you can prop some
large-headed nails against the tires of your mark’s car, especially if it’s
parked so it will have to be backed up to get out of a parking stall in a lot.
The car moves back and the wheels roll over the nails, puncturing the tires.

If your mark’s married, you can have all sorts of sport with his
ride. A male mark deserves that you slip sexy undergarments usually worn
by a sexy lady under his car’s front seat or wedge them carefully into the
back seat. You could tear them a bit. More than a hint of perfume or
flavored douche will always hype suspicion. You can escalate this stunt
somewhat if you buy male underwear —get the sexy style in white — and
place some lipstick smears around the fly area. You can help the campaign
along by having a very trusted lady friend call and ask nervously for the
mark. The younger she sounds, the better. Have her call several times. Use
your and the mark’s wife’s imagination.

If the mark is a woman, a pack of condoms carelessly hidden in the
car is always a sure-grow plant. Several daint handkerchiefs of the type
favored by milady and heavily impregnated with semen can also be stuffed
in the car. As with the male, a series of appropriately timed telephone calls
from a nervous male will add to the marital festivities between mark and
spouse.

In less carnal surroundings, if you can get to the distributor cap,
remove it and use graphite from a pencil to contact the rotor brushes. The
charge will run along the graphite, causing the engine to misfire. This could
cause the mark to dash into his local car butcher and get charged an
outrageous price for an unnecessary tune-up.

A quick way to disable a car battery is to slip a couple of Alka-Seltzer
tablets or a teaspoonful of baking soda into each battery compartment. The
antacid will kill the battery’s power before you can say "Plop, plop, fizz,
fizz."

Another camhead nasty is to take a pushpin and jab a few tiny holes
through spark-plug wires. According to Lee H. Santana, a real straight
shooter in the dirty-tricks department, the pin pricks cause a hellishly
rumpety noise when the car is driven.

Don’t forget additives when working on a mark’s car. The nice thing
about additives is that you don’t have to be odd or even to use them. Many
experts, including some of Uncle Sam’s khaki-clad nephews, suggest light
materials, such as crushed cork, as a great additive to the gasoline tanks of
vehicles belonging to people or institutions you don’t like.

One former professional trickster said, "It isn’t to exotic, but a handful
of old leaves in the gas tank will bind the damn engine up too."

Sand is not recommended because of its weight, especially when wet.
It would sink to the bottom of the tank and not much would be introduced
into the engine, he explained. The idea is to get the additive to the bearing
surfaces, where the coarse little buggers can kick and scratch up a
mechanical breakdown. Silicone carbide, emery powder, and fine metal
filings will work. During World War II, our OSS used a mixture of finely
ground cork, resins, carborundums, and metal alloys to muck up an engine.

Another method that could possibly send a driver off to a service
station would be to pour a gallon of shellac thinner into your targeted
vehicle’s gasoline tank. The alcohol will gather up all the water in the fuel
trap, and when this mixture goes through the fuel line it will cause the
vehicle to snort, stammer, and act as if it has big carb troubles. By the time
the driver gets the vehicle to a mechanic, the problem has usually departed
out the exhaust pipe. Done enough times, this one can redline the frustration
and credibility levels of both the driver and the mechanic.

If you want to use additives in your mark’s gasoline tank, yet are concerned
about arousing suspicion in daylight or in an otherwise high- visibility area,
simply adopt a cover prop.

"Put the harmful additive in a metal gasoline can like they sell in
stores," advises Joey MacJohns, a veteran trickster. "That way, any potential
witnesses will never really pay attention to what’s happening; they’ll simply
infer because you have a gas can that you’re putting gas in the car."

And don’t forget oil additives. Styrene, a colorless, oily liquid, is an
organic compound that is one of the two chemicals mixed together to make
hardened fiberglass. Boat-supply stores and marinas have styrene available
for patching fiberglass boats. It is also used in body shops and upholstery-
repair places.

There are substitutes compounds that will do the same job as styrene,
so read the label when purchasing the stuff to make sure you’re actually
getting styrene. Styrene is the only sufficiently effective, commonly
available material that can be put into a car’s crankcase to completely break
down the oil and ruin the engine.

Styrene in the crankcase is far better that sugar in the gas tank because
it can’t be seen after being introduced and because only a little does a
thorough job. If it’s used at the rate of one per four quarts of oil, the treated
vehicle will run about a hundred miles before the engine locks up tight.

This is a fairly high-risk stunt, but it could be fun if you don’t get
nailed doing it, according to Bill Rally. If you find that your mark is going
alone to a movie you have an hour or so to have some fun with his
automobile. If you’re motivated enough to carry off this stunt, no one has to
tell you how to start the mark’s car without a key. After you start it, drive to
some very nice homes with pretty lawns. But stay fairly near the theater, so
you can get back there in a hurry. Do donuts, dig out, and otherwise use the
car to make a shambles of lawns, shrubbery, flower beds, etc. Run over
lawn furniture, hit mailboxes, and try to frighten some old people by coming
really close to them with the car.

This is a real hit-and-run mission. Do your dirty driving fast and get
the car back to the theater parking area even faster. Park it and leave. If

you’ve done enough damage, all sorts of police reports will be out on the car.
The second or third question the police will ask the mark is whether he or
she has any witnesses for the movie alibi.

That can be a real blast. But if you want another sort of pop, dig
deeply into the potato bin for this one. My thanks here go to all those great
truck farmers who say a potato jammed into a vehicle’s exhaust pipe is not
explosive, but it will cause all sorts of nasty problems. In one case, the mark
parked his car with the rear end towards his home. His tormentor jammed a
fresh, hard spud tightly into the car’s exhaust pipe. The mark started the car
on a cold evening and waited a few moments for the engine to warm.
Meanwhile, the hot gases, unable to escape, built up dangerously behind the
potato. …WoomL.KABLOOM!… With an explosive roar, the gases fired
that big, hot, hard potato right into the metal siding of the mark’s home, just
fifteen feet away from the exhaust pipe, which acted as a cannon barrel. The
holing and denting of the siding cost $150 and a day to repair.

There are all sorts of other devices that make good muffler bombs. A
firecracker may be shoved into the vehicle’s exhaust pipe, pushing it along
with a stiff wire until the explosive device falls into the muffler. It takes
only a few moments of driving with today’s hot exhaust gases to explode the
firecracker. Even a fairly small firecracker will cause panic, especially if the
driver is paranoid to start with. If you want to destroy the muffler and drive
the mark’s panic into the fantasy of having his/her car really bombed,
substitute an M80 or a shotgun shell for the prankish finger-sized
firecracker.

If the violence and property destruction of this bothers you or causes
you to grimace, consider this next happy face. Most mail-order and novelty
stores sell very realistic rubber-faced masks, resembling everything from an
ape man, through a drooling idiot, on down to a Ronald Reagan mask.
Select one that looks especially gross — like an old man, or the idiot, or
Richard Nixon. Position is so it looks realistic on the back of your head.
This leaves your vision unobstructed. Head for the road in your car.

Just as another motorist overtakes your vehicle to pass you, lean out
the window. The effect on the approaching motorist would be interesting to
observe, as that other driver will see a drooling goon looking back, directly
at him, with no apparent concern for the road ahead. I bet very few cars
actually pass you with this stunt in operation.

Taking the license plate off a mark’s car can be a good shot, even you
don’t want to steal the thing for other nefarious purposes. How many times
do you look to see if the plate is on your car? A cop has only to look once. I
bet it would be fun to hear the mark’s explanation of where his license plate
has gone.

Don’t you get really happy when some defective excuse for a human
suddenly pulls his/her vehicle out directly in front of yours or cuts you off?
Marty Mullin has a solution in hand.

A delightful person, Mullin reveals, "I bought a top-quality pellet
pistol, one of those compressed-air guns, which I keep in my car. You can
use either the cartridge or the pump type — just to be sure you get one with
enough power to penetrate metal. Get a supply of the .177 -caliber pellets,
too. Then, next time some dip pulls out in front of you, pull up behind the
dip’s vehicle and get in his/her blind spot. With a truck or van that’s easy
enough. Then you bring your pellet gun into action.

"Plunk a shot into the mark’s vehicle, the trunk for a car, or the back
of a van or rig. If it’s a big truck you can get in quite a few shots, because
the driver is not likely to hear them. A van or car will make a helluva
TWHUNK when that pellet hits, so be cautious.

"There’s no discharge noise, because you’re not using a firearm. After
your attack, back off and proceed your business as if nothing has happened.
You probably have not taught the mark a lesson, but you feel better for what
you just did — I guarantee that."

I asked Mullin about the possibility of hitting a passenger who is
riding in the back of the mark’s vehicle. He replied, "Then, that passenger
also has every right to be furious with the dippy mark for pulling out in front
of you."

CB Radios

Want to send your neighborhood CB nut a message? This nut is the
CB addict who refuses to filter his/her equipment and thus disrupts TV,
stereo, AM/FM, and other normal communication for blocks. Usually, these
idiots are about as sensitive to other people’s feelings as Idi Amin was to the
plight of the poor. In both cases a lesson is called for.

To do this effectively, heed the lesson of Sterling Oreo, who says you
must personally interdict the mark’s CB antenna. It would be well to do this
when the mark is away from the home area. Unfasten the CB coax line from
the mark’s antenna. Then clip two leads of a regular 110-volt line to the CB
coax — one lead to the center conductor, the other lead to the shield. Small
alligator clips will do nicely. Then, hop down from your perch near the
antenna and plug the other end of the 1 10- volt wire into your mark’s nearest
outdoor socket.

Next time he/she turns on the CB and hits the transmit button… well,
words fail to describe the results adequately. One comment — even the
repair people will shake their heads.

A bit less destructive, but no less nasty, is the old pin-in-the-coax
trick. You prick a tiny pin through the plastic outer cable and through the
shield. Be sure it touches the center conductor. Then cut the head off the
pin and push it in some more — out of sight. The plastic should close behind
the pin, making the wound invisible. Just make sure that the pin short-
circuits the center conductor to the metal outer shield. Do a couple of these
along the coax between the antenna and the CB set. It does stuttering
wonders for the transmission.

Charity

Charity begins at the home of your mark. You simply volunteer
his/her services to the charity’s recruiting chairperson, giving the name and
address of your mark. These charity drives are so happy to get volunteers
these days that they will rarely verify your call. That means the first contact
the mark has is when another volunteer shows up at the door with all sorts of
campaign and collection materials. In many cases, the mark is too
embarrassed to refuse, and you’ve added to his/her workload.

If you think that’s a dirty trick to pull on a charity, ask them how many
cents out of each dollar go directly to the victims and other people who are
at the bottom of the line for help. Besides, your mark might turn out to be a
great charity worker.

You can call in generous pledges in your mark’s name during
telethons and other charity drives.

You can also call in pledges to bothersome telethons, using double
entendre names. For example, when one public-TV station held another of
its semiweekly fundraisers, several contributors announced over the air as
pledging financial support included Clint Toris, Seymour Kunt, Connie
Lingus.

Margie Kowalski used to work for the Salvation Army. She suggests
that you call the local Salvation Army, Goodwill, or whatever charity and
report your mark for stealing out of the organization’s pickup boxes. Report
the mark by his auto license number. Say you work at one of the stores near
the collection box and you’ve seen the mark rob the box several times. You
can also report this "crime" to the police.

Cheese

It’s tried and true, but I bet you haven’t heard of it since you were a
kid. This one came from Alabama, the old Limburger-cheese-on-the
muffler-of-a-new-car trick. The exhaust manifold works well, too, as a
surface for a cheese spread. Or you can simply place some of the same
substance behind a radiator in a home or office. Once it’s burned on, the
smelly sour effect can last for weeks, despite robust cleaning efforts.

Child Abuse

I heard a real horror story recently where a truly evil-minded teenager
[Hmmm…] swore to child-abuse officers in her county that her parents beat
her. They hadn’t and didn’t. Never mind; the bureaucrats came bouncing
out of the woodwork, and the harried parents had to appear in court to
defend themselves against the lies of a teenager with mental problems
[Hmmm II…]. The parents were looked upon as villains, even though the
judge dismissed the charges as unfounded. Their attorney (yes, they had to
hire one to fight government persecution) advised them against a jury trial
because they’d lose on the emotionalism of the issue, regardless of the facts.
Nice.

All this leads up to the fact that you can report your mark as a child-
abuse offender. Acting as a "concerned neighbor," you can tell the
authorities. The hassle is unreal. After you’ve done this, a few anonymous
letters to the mark’s employer about the "child-abuse thing" will help out.

CIA

Your mark might have sneaky points you never thought about. For
example, maybe your mark would make a good CIA employee. You could
easily find out. Write a letter of application to the agency using your mark’s
name. The agency get hundreds of letters from would-be action agents, such
as unemployed gangsters, karate freaks, ex-soldiers, Walter Mitty types, etc.
I doubt that they take many of these seriously, but they might be interested
in talking with a highly qualified technical person, such as an analyst, area
expert, journalist with oodles of foreign experience, language expert, or
economist. Advanced college degrees and military service abroad as an
officer are fine credentials for your mark. Make up a good solid
background. It is probably illegal for you to make a false application in your
mark’s name using phony credentials.

Send resumes to: Personnel Representative

Central Intelligence Agency
Washington, D.C. 20505

You can also send in an application in your mark’s name for a CIA job
at the field office in the nearest city. Yes, they are listed in the telephone
book.

Classified Ads

Classified advertisements in your local newspaper are inexpensive
little bullets that can cause major wounds to the mark’s psyche if properly
aimed. For instance, suppose you had a score to settle with some bitchy
neighbors. You could insert a classified ad to "sell" their automobile. Price
it five hundred dollars less than market value, instruct callers to call after
midnight (shift work is the explanation you can offer), and explain in the ad
that quick cash is needed for an emergency. That will bring in the phone
calls.

You can also put your mark’s house up for sale. Again, ask potential
customers to either call or visit at hours that will be very inconvenient to the
mark.

The "personals" in newspapers can provide even more fun. Maybe
your mark ought to advertise for "young boy and girl models to pose for ‘art’
pictures." You should use his/her home or business telephone here for return
calls, whichever would cause more difficulty for the mark.

Placing ads is a snap. Most newspapers let you do it right over the
phone, and most of the ad people I’ve talked to say they rarely verify a
classified ad. Take a tip from that and don’t make it outlandish. As with any
practical joke, there has to be a credible amount of reality to the premise for
the sting to work.

While you’re thinking of newspapers, don’t forget those sexy tabloids and
their really gross cousins that let readers advertise all sorts of weird sex
things. I don’t know whether any of that is on the level, but it’s worth
finding out — in your mark’s name, of course. Maybe you’ll be doing
him/her a favor. But somehow I doubt it — there’s no such thing as a free
lunch.

You might help the mark share his new friends’ sexual talents. Place
an ad in one of the target audience magazines — the publication that runs
very explicit and very honest classifieds. If you’re not sure, contact a local
sympathizer and ask him/her for help.

You might write your ad copy like this:

"Soft white male aged 35 wants to play with black lady with large
buttocks. Bi-couples welcomed for Greek and French culture."

You can really make bondage and S/M optional, depending upon
reality, the publication, its audience, and your mark. You really ought to
study the target publication before you word the ad. The kicker is that you
will register the mark as the sponsor of the classified ad. Read a section of
this book that tells you about using a neighbor’s address and the mark’s name
before you get started.

If you decide to run kinky classified ads for your mark in SCREW,
BALL, and whatever, be sure you get some copies of the issue in which the
ad runs. That way you can send originals or Xerox copies to the mark’s
neighbors, relatives, business associates, and friends. Enclose a brief note
asking how they can even admit knowing such a perverted person. Offer to
pray for them. You could use the name and address of another friend,
neighbor, or business associate as the return address for this note.

Help your mark out of the closet by running a classified
announcement ad in homosexual publications. Have her/him grandly and
proudly announce that he or she is gay and has dated and/or married only for
cover. Now, he/she is coming out and telling the world she/he has taken a
lover — and name a friend, neighbor, or business associate as that lover.
Libelous? Yes, it is. Don’t get caught.

Using classified advertising, Bill Colbeley had an auction for one of
his many marks. He followed the usual auction format to prepare the
newspaper ad, then ran it when the mark and his family were away for a
weekend. The ad was one of those "Job transfer—everything must go—

fantastic bargains" types so normal to an industrial community. But let
Sweet Old Bill tell the rest of his story:

"I set the time of the auction for 7:00 A.M., so that just as the sleepy
mark was rolling out of the sack about that hour, he looks out on his yard
and sees about three hundred salesgoers out there trampling all over his
lawn, garden, and flowers. It took an hour for the mark and the police he
called to get the crowd out of there."

Although it’s not strictly a classified advertisement, the little index-
card notices that people place on bulletin boards in bars, supermarkets,
laundromats, and other public places are great ways to harass your mark.
Just about anything you can use in a newspaper can be used on these more
personal notices. But the advantages are, they don’t cost anything but the
time required to prepare and post them, and you can be a lot more wordy,
descriptive, and personal than you can with a newspaper advertisement.
Folks seem to read these very regularly too, as I know from my personal use
of this community advertising medium with legitimate messages.

Clergy

One of the most useful bits of armament in the trickster’s arsenal is a
set of clerical garb. Lenny Bruce proved how financially useful this disguise
is when he panhandled Miami dressed in a religious costume. But then,
organized religion has known this for years, profitably practicing their old
proverb "Let us prey."

Obtain and make use of overt religious garb. It creates a wonderfully
secure and trustworthy image. Drug marketeers often use priest and nun
outfits when moving dope. In Ireland, weapons and explosives are
smuggled by kindly-looking middle-aged persons disguised as religious
figures.

Coins

If consumer attorney Dale Richards is correct, more Americans lose
money to coin-operated vending machines than lose money gambling or
paying taxes to the IRS. What’s also astounding is that so few people rise
above simple vandalism as a response.

Richards explains, "Many vending companies are quite liberal in their
refund policy. They don’t question most refund requests. However, getting
refunds is annoying to people, it takes time, and the machines shouldn’t
cheat people in the first place."

People who work for vending companies claim that customer
vandalism is why the machines don’t work in the first place. Critics claim
that vandalism-repair cost is built into the price for the goods and services
you get from coin machines. I’m not here to adjudicate this debate, but to
pass along some alternative philosophy.

Abbie Hoffman says that every time you drop a coin down the slot of
some vending machine you are losing money needlessly. There are many
inexpensive foreign coins that will duplicate the American version and
operate vending equipment. It may be tough to get some of these coins,
because many legitimate dealers look suspiciously upon attempted purchases
of large numbers of cheapie foreign coins. You could tell them that you use
them for jewelry. Apparently, many coins dealers are establishment
snitches, so be careful.

Here, according to Hoffman, are the more useful foreign coins. The
Icelandic five-auran piece is the most effective substitute for an American
quarter. They are hard to come by, since they are no longer minted. The
Uruguayan ten-centisimo coin will also substitute for the U.S. quarter in a
variety of vending machines, parking meters, telephones, toll gates,

laundromats, etc. It does not work in cigarette machines. The Danish five-
ore piece works in just about anything but pop and cigarette machines.

Dime-sized coins include the Malaysian penny, which works in a
variety of machines and devices that take a dime. Some of the newer
vending machines will reject this dime substitute. Another ersatz dime is the
Trinidad penny.

You might be able to have friends who travel abroad get you rolls of
these coins for collection purposes or to make jewelry.

Computers

The computer won’t really be human until it can make a mistake, then
cover up by blaming the error on some other helpless machine. More than
one critic has pointed out that it is machines, not people, that both run and
ruin our society. It seems perfectly proper, then, to seek vengeance against
these tyrannical mechanical masters of ours. Most of us have the advantage
when fighting a machine, because we can reason, we can note shades of
gray, and we can think abstractly, beyond a set program. Machines cannot
do this, unless some person translates these abstractions into programmed
sets of yes or no.

The classic way of fighting a computer is to punch a few extra holes
in the computer card. This, of course, screws up the system, and the
computer regurgitates your card. A supervisor must handle the situation
manually, which costs money and time. People punch these extra holes in
cards using a keypunch machine at a nearby school, or they simply and
carefully cut a keypunch pattern with an X-acto art knife.

This sticky trick delights repair people, in addition to you. Place a
large strip of Scotch tape on several computer cards. The slippery surface
causes cards to fall off the track and into the bowels of the machine. A
repair person has to come and perform mechanical surgery on the machine
to remove your fatal paper bullets that felled the machine. This sort of dirty
trick can tie up equipment for several hours of very, very costly down time.

Should the opportunity arise that you have a few secure moments with
some reels of computer tapes and you want to screw up whoever or whatever
controls the data on these tapes, you might try passing a portable
electromagnet back and forth across the tapes. It erases them just the way a
bulk eraser cleans off your audio tapes at home. In many cases computer-
tape records are the only records kept by many companies and schools.

Contractors

Just suppose your new home wasn’t quite what the contractor ordered
and promised. If you’re lucky, you’ll discover this sad fact before he’s done
working on the house. If not, you’ll have to chase him to his next job site. I
once went through that many years ago, and it can be fun.

Anyway, here’s what you do. Erect a huge sign on your lot that says
something like, BUY THIS UNDER-CONSTRUCTED, POORLY DONE
HOME — CHEAP. Display the contractor’s name and telephone number
prominently. When he complains, tell him you wouldn’t think of subjecting
your family to the horrors of living in such a poorly constructed dump, and if
he buys it you’ll take down the sign. Have a list of things you think are
wrong with the house. You have already shown him your list if you had to
eventually resort to the big sign. Show him again. The heading of the list
should state his name, address, and telephone number along with your
general beef about the poor quality of his work, followed by the specific
complaints. Mimeograph this list so your contractor will think you’re
handing them out faster than a politician’s calling card. It’s worked well in
the past. You should get your grievances satisfied.

A man calling himself Hank suggests one for the construction trade.
He says that if your mark is building anything from concrete and you or your
allies have access to that concrete before it is poured, add concentrated
hydrochloric acid to it. Hank claims, "I’ve seen it work — it causes slow but
continual deterioration of the structure from corrosion."

Credit Cards

Designed as a credit convenience for consumers and a big profit
turner for business, credit cards are impersonal pieces of plastic whose
power potential can be awesome. The only way to use a credit card
intelligently is to pay off each month’s balance, avoiding the outrageously
high interest charges. But even paying on time doesn’t always guarantee
perfection.

You are dealing with computers when you use credit cards. God help
you if the computer rings you up as owing more money than you do or if the
computer slaps you with late payment, resulting in an interest charge. Yes,
there are consumer-protection laws designed to help you. But as more than
a few people will tell you, there is often a great deal of difference between
principal and principle.

Kathy Ross had a bad time with magazine-subscription service
through which she ran a credit-card charge. Not only did her new
subscriptions get mixed up with renewals, but she was charged for items she
never ordered. She followed the consumer-protection rules, and within
seven months she was being billed for fifty dollars in interest charges alone,
still didn’t have the subscription mess straightened out, and was getting
dunning letters from the credit-card company, calling her irresponsible.
Computers didn’t understand her human pleas for logical service. Kathy
never did get justice. She paid the charges, finally giving up because "it was
easier."

If you can get the mark’s credit-card number, order a huge bunch of
mail-order merchandise for him/her. Use the telephone to order things too.
The secret here, according to a former security agent for one of the card
companies, is to keep the amount of each individual purchase under forty
dollars, because telephone confirmations are made on greater amounts. Just
make hundreds of forty-dollar purchases in a short time.

Using the mark’s credit-card information to place telephone orders
involves some investigation, according to Robert Schoster, a master
manipulator. Sometimes, Schuster will simply call the mark’s home,
pretending to be a verification clerk at some local credit union or bank.
Schuster gives the mark’s full name and address, then asks the mark or the
mark’s spouse to please verify the credit-card numbers. If it works, and
Schuster says it does ninety-nine percent of the time, you are now ready to
order all sorts of goods and services on behalf of the mark.

If you don’t have his/her credit-card number and you feel honest, don’t
steal with it. Go a step beyond and report the mark’s card as stolen. Pretend
you are the mark. That will cause some upset for the real mark when he/she
tries to use the card a week or so later.

This is fraud, but one recycled Yippie who is now billed as a
professional psychic for the various supermarket tabloids told me how he
applied for and got various credit cards merely by lying on his application.
Easily getting cards, he would run the credit to the extreme and beyond on
the cards, survive the corporate dunning letters, then move to a new location
without benefit of forwarding address. Despite my doubts, several
corporations I asked denied that they passed along these losses to the rest of
us in the form of outrageous interest charges.

Delivery Of Consumables

For years kids have ripped off beer distributors’ trucks, pizza wagons,
etc. The scam is to call the place from a pay phone and give them a fake
name in some high-rise apartment. Give them the pay-phone number and
stick around there for a while, since some places call back to confirm orders.
When the truck arrives with the order, and while he is up there trying to find
a nonexistent customer, you could help yourself to what’s left in the truck.

Why would anyone want rip off an innocent beer-delivery truck or
pizza wagon? Fred Littman has one reason, saying "I ordered a pizza at one
place locally, and it was awful. I spoke with the manager, and he told me to
get lost and refused to give me my money back. I figured I had some free
pizza coming to make up for that."

Lefty Gaylor has another reason: "We swipe beer from only one
distributor, because everyone knows he’s a big Mafia type, and they rip off
everyone else, so why not steal from them?"

Isn’t stealing from the Mafia dangerous?

"Not if you don’t get caught, and this one’s too dumb to know any
better. He blames the drivers, and they get mad and figure if they’re gonna
get blamed, they might as well steal beer from him. That way we multiply
our efforts."

Dirty Old Men

If you know some jerk who’s a terminal lecher, not just a dirty old
man, but a truly, grossly obnoxious swine, the following is a sure-fire
method that’s right on target. You need either three or four associates,
depending on whether you personally want to go into the field on this one.
One of your associates must be a comely young lady.

The drill goes like this. The mark is told about the young lady. She is
described as being either an unfaithful wife or a hot-to-trot daughter,
depending on the age and circumstance. The mark is told she has eyes and
everything else for him, and that if he wants to have a lot of heavy action,
you or an associate will make the introduction.

As you approach the fateful house on the evening decided upon, you
or your associate, acting as a "guide," must stress that the husband or father
is a fiery and jealous man and that she takes you on as a secret lover because
of insatiable lust, etc. Build up both the sexual suspense and the thrill of the
forbidden. You have to get his adrenaline and imagination cooking really
well.

The mark and his guide are at the door and the sweet young thing
opens it and moans out a greeting. She should be dressed —or undressed— in
the appropriate fashion. The mark should have just enough time to wet his
lips and survey her architectural lines. About the time his eyes bug is time
for the next act.

Instantly, a large man comes roaring around the corner of the house,
bellowing in rage about the honor of his wife or daughter. The guide
screams in shrill terror, "Run! Run like hell! It’s the husband [or father] !"

As the mark and guide start to dash away, a couple of shots are fired,
and the guide falls. As he falls, he screams to the mark, "Jesus, keep
running! He’s killed me!" Another shot rings out; then all is silent.

All is not really silent. The mark’s heart is probably thudding against
his chest like a caged elephant. It’s a great idea to carry on with this scenario
for a few days, with you or another conspirator, who has been undercover,
keeping the mark apprised of the guide’s condition from the supposed
gunshot wound. It would also be good to float the rumor that the father or
husband is spending all his time looking for "the other bastard who got
away."

The mark won’t stop his fearful shakes long enough to wonder why
the police haven’t arrested the husband or father. Maybe, when he does
come to this logical question, he will call the police and ask for protection.
This scam turns a lot of corners before the mark finally realizes that he’s
been had. The police probably won’t be as amused as you are, but you’ll not
know about that. The mark will.

If you know the right street people, and if you’re going into dirty tricks
you must know them, you will have trickster access to ladies with social
diseases. Some of the veterans of the streets will help you out between
treatments for a price. Younger, less-experienced ladies don’t know they
have the diseases, but their pimp or madam does. Think how much fun it
would be if you could hire one of these venereal versions of Typhoid Mary
to dazzle, pick up, and seduce your mark. This scam has been pulled off
successfully by at least four people I know personally. It is not that hard if
you plan, bargain, and buy ahead.

Drugs

Once, a very close friend of mine was badly hurt by a former
employee who not only had been stealing from the company, but when the
employee left, she said and did some terrible things that damaged my friend
personally and professionally. Revenge was the best medicine, and he did
extract his dose.

He waited a year to get even. It was worth it. The woman has moved
to another job in a city about two hundred miles away, in the next state.
Having access to drugs, my friend got a small amount of cocaine and planted
it in her car during a special visit to the other city for just that purpose. He
then used a pay phone to call police and give them the lady’s name. He told
them that she’d just burned him on a drug deal and that he was turning her in
because of it.

As this is written, the case is going to court. Happily for my friend,
this female actually had a bit of marijuana on her person when she got
busted for the planted coke. Talk about good luck. The third stroke of luck
was that this bust took place in New York State. He has followed the case
through the other city’s newspaper and through a friend. He says the police
aren’t buying her story of innocence. The best part is that by now, she can’t
think of anyone who would have a motive to hurt her.

Having drugs around is a very dangerous risk. But if the stakes are
right, it can become a very serious business for the mark. You should know
that your call to the police will be recorded. Disguise you voice
mechanically by using a re-recording tape, or inhale some helium from a
balloon just before you make the call, since it will alter you voice totally. If
you’re a good thespian, try to use a foreign or regional accent. Speak very
softly, also. Don’t stay on the line for more than thirty to forty-five seconds.
Do your number and hang up.

An old head like William Harvey would get a chuckle from this, if he
were still with us to enjoy it. If his mark was straight or naive about dope,
Bill thought it was fun to mail him/her bags full of chopped weeds, oregano,
etc., with some incense sprinkled on for scent. As an added touch he
included one or two joints rolled using the bogus weed, with a note saying,
"Enjoy the samples on me."

These materials were mailed to the mark’s home address using a slight
variation in the spelling of the name. Ideally, the mark thought she/he had
been confused as an innocent dupe in a dope deal. After a day or two,
Harvey had a male with a rough, raspy voice call the mark to ask if some
package had been misdirected to him/her by accident. The caller suggested
that other, nastier accidents might happen if the mark did anything un-cool
like calling the authorities. Naturally, the mark already had done this. What
would you expect a mark-type person to do? After all, that’s how people get
to be marks.

As a postgraduate version of this scam, Harvey used to send a
package containing some suspicious-looking white crystalline powder
(sometimes with a touch of brown) using the same bit just described.

Environmental Rapists

If you dislike land rapists, such as big developers, big real estaters,
gas and oil drillers, etc., then your first order of business is to read Edward
Abbey’s THE MONKEY WRENCH GANG, twice. The first time you read
for fun and pleasure; the second reading might be for tactics, as in a manual.
For example, if you’ve had unpleasant dealings with utility companies
"creating progress" in your area, for example building roads, drilling gas or
oil wells, stripping coal, deep mining, etc. you know the feelings. The
monkey wrenchers have an answer.

Note the advice of one of Abbey’s protagonists:

"Always pull up survey stakes. Anywhere you find them. Always.
That’s the first goddamned general order in this monkey wrench business.
Always pull up survey stakes."

He should have added that you should always disguise the dirt from
the stake hole, tamp it down, and disguise the scar, so the enemy cannot
simply replace the stake. A further suggestion would be to move the survey
stakes… perhaps enough that a lawsuit could be instituted against the
environmental rapists.

According to a Cat operator I shared several lemonades with a few
times, Karo syrup poured into the fuel tank of heavy machinery is enough to
deadline the equipment for a thorough bit of maintenance.

"It’ll turn to solid carbon, that syrup, and seize the engine up tight. It
makes a helluva mess of an engine. I’d suggest about three to four quarts per
tankful.

"Now look, though," he cautioned, his eyes glinting hard enough to
stare open clam shells at a hundred yards, "if you did that to my own
machine I’d come after you hard. But if it was a company machine or if
they’d leased my machine, hell, I’d probably buy you a drink afterward!"

In the summer of 1978, about 150 angry farmers in Minnesota held a
beer-and-hot-dog party to celebrate the coming of the "bolt weevils." The
party and the "weevils" cost a utility giant a quarter of a million dollars.

The farmers were fighting mad over the invasion of the huge utility
conglomerates who were running their power towers and lines across the
countryside, ruining farms and dairy operations. All legal and moral efforts
to oppose this land rape failed. That’s when the "bolt weevils" came to the
farmers’ rescue.

After beating off state police by using Wrist Rocket slingshots to fire
ball bearings at patrol-car windows, the farmers brought out their wrenches
and cutting tools. Soon, after two of the 150-foot-tall, hundred-thousand-
dollar transmission towers lay smashed on the ground, victims of the "bolt
weevils."

A dozen years ago, these farmers were staunch, conservative
Americans, firmly behind "their" government, and they claim that the
radicals of the sixties were right. That’s comforting, at last.

One farmer says, "The goddamn government’s playing red herring,
bleating about Arab terrorists and weathermen and the underground. Hell,
it’s the people –us, the little people— they better watch out for. We’re the
revolutionaries, and we’re ready to fight.

"They may finish this power line and others, but the greedy, land
raping bastards will never keep it in operation. There’s not enough guards
for that. And more people are coming around to our way."

You could almost hear an echo of "All the power to the people," with
not hint of a pun.

A major gas company was ripping and raping all over the countryside,
using the national need for natural gas as its excuse for avarice. One
landowner whose livestock were disrupted by the gas-drilling operation
decided to get even, quietly.

Farmer Dale explained, "I knew a little bit about the state
environmental regulations, so I decided to help the gas company violate as
many of them as I could, even if it mean sacrificing a few things of my own.

"Late one evening, I kicked over the hose from their fuel tank and
opened the valve. By morning, the result was nearly seven hundred gallons
of diesel fuel in the stream below my place. It took members of the
sportsmen’s club about a mile downstream two hours to get state officials
out there to the well site. Because of a phone call I’d made earlier, the local
newspaper sent a reporter, too.

"Later that day, I dumped my barrel of old crankcase oil on the
drilling access road, and you should have seen the foreman’s pickup when it
hit that oil. He slammed through my cornfield. I acted really wild, raising
hell about first polluting our stream, then wrecking my crops and spilling oil
on the road. He was shook up to beat hell and blamed his own truckers for
leaking oil. I billed their company for three-hundred dollars in damages, and
he endorsed the bill for payment right there."

Farmer Dale did some other things that week, like move and replace
those "Underground Cable" markers used by the power and phone
companies to mark buried wires. Naturally, the driller’s dozer tore up the
real wires, creating further havoc. He sprayed weed killer on his own crops,
within a hundred-yard radius of the gas well, then raised hell with the state
agricultural people. He submitted a bill for a thousand dollars for damaging
his crops, although the gas company balked — at first.

"Finally I dumped some chemicals in my old well and had the water
tested (he had had the water tested prior to the drilling, of course) by the
county. They reported it had gotten polluted during the time the gas well
was being drilled. I turned it all over to my attorney at this time."

His attorney filed to have the drilling permit revoked and also to sue
the company for huge damage settlements. The case was settled out of
court, allowing the company to finish its rape, yet at a very high price,
including unlimited free gas and a lot of cash for Farmer Dale.

Another combatant in the never-ending war between the land rapists
and landowners or environmentalists borrowed the old OSS tire-spike idea,
married it to the Malay gate of Indo-Chinese fame, and put some heavy
vehicles on the shelf for a while. Angered because the well drillers for a
natural-gas company were filling their mammoth water-tank trucks from a
trout stream that ran through his property, a landowner spiked their plans.
He took a two-inch-thick piece of twelve-inch board and pounded five ten-
inch housing spikes through it. The board was about eighteen inches long.
He did the same thing to another board.

The ambush site was the deeply rutted pull-off spot the heavy water
trucks used when they sucked thousands of gallons of good water from the
clean stream. The giant trucks had callously dug deep ruts, which filled with
water from their sloshing loads. Our combatant placed his spiked boards
tips upward, into the ruts. He did this on a random schedule over a one
month period, disabling a total of seven trucks and finally forcing the land
rapists and their trucks to another fill-up point.

As a postscript, he enjoyed this activity so much that he built dozens
of the spike devices and became a traveling one-man hit squad, placing the
traps whenever he saw evidence of the heavy water- tank trucks.

Explosives

Now that the feds have outlawed fireworks, you’d better save all the
M80s you can find. Extremely versatile devices, M80s are excellent
propellants for other substances. For example, this stunt started out as a
dorm prank at Clapper Packer University but soon escalated into more
deadly sport, which went like this. Put some fresh feces, the looser the
better, into a large Baggie. Gently break the glass on a large-wattage
lightbulb, but do not disturb the filament. Even more gently attach the
filament to the fuse of the M80. Screw the bulb carefully back into a ceiling
socket. Finally, move the bag of feces up and around the light fixture. Be
certain the fuse and filament do not touch the feces, but see that the M80 is
into the substance. Tape the bag to the ceiling.

Naturally, all this presupposes you have access to the mark’s room or
to a room where the mark is likely to be the one who comes in and turns on
the light. One cautionary note: Be sure the light switch is off when you
screw in the bulb. If it’s not, you have about four seconds to avoid getting
nasty coverage from the M80’s blast. Done correctly, this is a spectacular
stunt. As the designer of this one, George Dierk adds, "You don’t have to
limit your spatter substance to feces. Paint, cheap perfume, acid, and CS gas
all have their place."

Gun powder has a lot of uses in addition to filling up a portion of
cartridges. If your mark has an outdoor barbecue, you could sprinkle a cup
of old-fashioned black powder around the bottom of the grill. When the
powder ignites it will do so with a huge, whooshy flash, accompanied by a
great white cloud of smelly smoke. I would hate to imagine the multiple
effects of such a pyrotechnical display on one of those fancy grills powdered
by LP gas. Wow!

Don’t let your imagination rest with the cookout grill. Remember
fireplaces, wood stoves, ovens, etc. The experts suggest you use black

powder rather than the more modern smokeless powders. Black powder
really works !

If you can’t get a regular smoke-bomb device, a smoke grenade, or
something real from the military, make your own. According to Doctor
Abraham Hoffman, the noted chemist, you combine four parts sugar to six
parts saltpeter (potassium nitrate). You heat this mixture over a very low
flame until it starts to blend into a plastic substance. When it begins to gel,
remove it from the heat and allow it to cool. He suggests you stick a few
wooden match heads into the mass while it’s still pliable. You also add a
fuse at this point. The smoke device is non-explosive and nonflammable.
But a pound of this mixture will produce enough thick smoke to cover a city
block. Watch which way the wind blows.

John E Warrenburger likes to mess up people’s nervous systems. One
of his favorite non-lethal tricks involving non-explosives is a good bit of
cardiac theater.

John says, "I bundle a few of those road flares — the ones in the red
jackets — together and wrap them with black plastic tape. Connect this with
some coiled wiring to a ticking alarm clock and place it so your mark will
get the full visual and aural effect.

Fillers

Trickster Aynes worth Belin is thrilled with the recent introduction of
the super-foam products. These are urethane-and-resin compounds, usually
in a spray can, which billow out and expand into a mass at least thirty times
the original volume. They harden quickly, often within five minutes.
Another version is a two-part liquid that when mixed does even more
astounding things. One quart will give you the equal of 150 pounds of
plaster.

A gallon of super foam will make eight cubic feet of the ultra- strong
material, which is water, erosion, and corrosion proof, as well as heat and
cold resistant. The irony is that these products have been marketed by major
corporations for various legitimate filler jobs. They rely on advertising and
societal brainwashing to make certain the lulled citizens use the product only
for its duly intended purpose. If there was ever a product that belongs in the
arsenal of the dirty trickster, this one is it. I took an informal survey of
fifteen hardware stores in my area. All had the product in stock. Yet one
clerk told me, "Most [buyers] are young kids. ..got no good use in mind."

I bet some of them have a very good use to mind. What can I say but,
"Try it, you’ll like it," even if the mark won’t?

Forgery

Forgery is a fine art form, very useful to the trickster. During World
War II, for example, the British Security Coordination often forged
letterheads, documents, and official cables to thwart Hitler’s efforts in the
early dark days of 1939 through 1941. Some of their efforts were
spectacular, especially in South America, working covertly with sympathetic
American officials, officially neutral at that time. Some of their tactics are
highly adaptable to today’s dirty trickster. Full details are yours for the
reading in A MAN CALLED INTREPID. Another excellent reference is
THE NEW PAPER TRIP, which will give you everything you need to know
about forging to get even.

Garage Sales

Ever have a garage sale? Ever been to one? They’re incredible, and
they seem to bring out the most in worst people. Even I, a thick-skinned,
terminal misanthrope, was awed at the gall of some people who demand to
see your entire house or who pound on your door at 6:00 A.M. to get a "head
start" on a garage sale you announced in the paper starting at 9:00 A.M.
Getting the message?

Let’s have a garage sale at your mark’s residence. Or let’s have it in
your mark’s name but at the neighbor’s address. List all sorts of outlandish
bargains and tell people you have guns, old china, glassware, and dozens of
inexpensive antiques. You want obnoxious gawkers, not buyers. Remember
that! Naturally, the mark and/or the neighbor will know nothing of this until
the first knock on the door at 6:00 A.M.

"I used to get all sorts of odd-hour calls from home-remodeling-and-
repair salespeople at this one local company," recalls Jim Kenslogger. "I
must have called them a half dozen times to ask that my name and number
be removed from their files. No luck. So I decided to change my luck.

"I learned who their chief executive was and pulled the bogus-garage-
sale number on him, complete with newspaper ad. Then I started calling his
home at odd hours, asking if he were the party having the garage sale. He
was really out of sorts after about a week of this.

"I stopped, and about ten days later I got another routine sales call
from his company. I called right back, asked to speak to that executive, and
told him I was damn tired of being bothered by his salespeople and could he
get them to stop calling me. He pledged he would and told me wearily,
‘Buddy, I know just how you feel. I’ll surely take care of it for you.’ I had
no trouble after that, so neither did he."

Gases

A serious dirty trickster should have a supply of ammonium sulfide.
This liquid is loads cheaper to buy than milk, booze, or gasoline. It smells
so awful that no one, not even the most terminal of coke sniffers, can stand
to be around it once it has been brought into play. It may be sprayed or
vaporized. Using this stuff as a base, Kurt Saxon offers a very effective
formula for making your own stinkum in his book THE POOR MAN’S
JAMES BOND. The stuff is so potent that it should have to be registered
somehow with someone. Phew. But it’s easy to make, and as long as it’s
harassing your mark’s glands, what do you care?

A little leave-behind hostess present can be a small, uncapped bottle
of butyric acid. Propped near the door you’re closing, it will be knocked
over when the mark enters the room. Phew.

Crowd-dispersal devices are also good choices for the trickster’s
arsenal. These include spray canisters, gas grenades, pens, and other
chemical-dispensing weapons. Many of these items may be purchased over
the counter in some states. They’re generally sold under a variety of trade
names and generally contain CS gas, which is a military version of tear gas.
If you obtain it without undue risk, MACE is an excellent choice. Many
manuals tell you how to make your own MACE.

You can buy many of these materials by mail order. Check current
shipping regulations and any laws against these devices in your own area
first, of course. One of the best mail-order companies in this business is
American Colonial Armament, P.O. Box F, Chicago Ridge, Illinois 60415.
If you are or can appear to be a law-enforcement official you can have
access to a veritable smorgasbord of sophisticated gas weapons by getting a
catalog from the F. Morton Pitt Company, at 1444 S. San Gabriel Blvd., San
Gabriel, California 91776. Finally, if you prefer to brew up your own gases,
get a copy of Kurt Saxon’s classic book THE POOR MAN’S JAMES
BOND. He tells you how to do it all in your own kitchen workshop. You

can get his book from Atlan Formularies, P.O. Box 438, Eureka, California
95501.

From Elmer Bill, our gardening editor, comes the charming advice
that spray cans of Raid and other insecticides provide you with an
improvised defensive weapon. The stuff burns the eyes badly and will fire
an eight- to ten-foot spray.

This buffet of gaseous ideas is method only. The rationale behind
why you would use such tactics is your own business, of course. But at
times when people or institutions have done you dirty — a dose or so of
noxious gas may help set the record straight for you.

Graffiti

Contrary to popular belief, some people — usually the creepy ones you
want for this stunt — do call names and numbers found in bar restrooms.
Harvey Rankin and Festerwald Ray proved this premise in their study
SCRAWL ON THE WALL. What you learn from them is that you should
write you mark’s spouse’s first name and phone number and a boldly stated
sexual attraction (use your imagination) in every restroom of every bar in
town. Biker and jock bars are usually the best.

As a follow-up, you can tune in your tape deck to a pop country song,
call the number yourself, and sound drunk. If you’re lucky, the mark will
answer. Tell the mark why you’re calling and where you got the name and
number. It is hoped that you’ll be the only ringer among a large crowd of
real callers.

Commercial graffiti are available in a form known as billboards and
posters. You could have posters or billboards printed to announce your
mark’s coming out of the homosexual closet. Or your bogus billboard could
announce a conservative political candidate’s personal advocacy of gun
control, gay rights, blacks, Chicanos, abortion, etc. Your political candidate
may actually support busing. If so, you billboard for him should indicate his
violent opposition to it. And so on.

Bumper stickers are another form of graffiti. You can get bogus ones
printed in the same manner as billboards and posters. Or you can use
legitimate purposes, such as slapping strongly adhesive bumper stickers that
champion your political candidate — mark to the painted rear-deck surfaces
of automobiles in a shopping-mall lot. It might be fun sometime to sit
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Abatement

Non-Statutory Abatement

[Important Note: For those of you who are new to the abatement process, we recommend you do not skip anything in this article, but read everything very carefully. You are solely responsible for knowing and understanding all of what is said herein. We are not responsible for your loss or gain from your use of the Non-Statutory Abatement process. No hierarchy is claimed and you should never look for one. You have the Law written in Scripture, and you have your relationship to the Holy Spirit, Who will guide you to the Truth. Consult Them first before you contact us.
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Preface

In a nutshell, a non-statutory abatement is strictly the Law of God. It is served upon those who are coming against you; those who the complaint is coming from. It’s served on them personally by the Christ’s assembly at wherever you happen to be; the Christ’s assembly meaning “For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them” (Matthew 18:20). It doesn’t have to be a Church or anything like that. And the abatement is presented as a covering for whoever the government is coming against unlawfully. However, if you’ve committed evil, as defined by God’s Law and not by man’s law (which would be contrary to God’s Law), then the abatement would not apply in your particular case, because we’re to submit to those authorities when we have committed evil.

Whatever they believe that you’re violating, which does not violate the Law of God, can be abated by serving it upon them. They have ten days to answer, and when they don’t answer then the brothers go back and serve a default upon those defendants (they become defendants when you serve the abatement).

The first abatement was done by Almighty God, when he drove out Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden, and put Cherubims and a flaming sword, to keep them away from the Tree of Life (Genesis 3:24). And that’s basically what an abatement does; it throws their action out. Our Father was the first abator, because Adam and Eve were not following His Word, they decided to partake of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Which means they decided to re-define what good and evil is, they became their own god and said, “Wow! We can be God. We now know what good and evil is. We’re going to define it in our own image and likeness because we are now god (Genesis 3:5).”

And that is really what happens when government goes beyond its duty. An abatement suspends their nuisance until they answer to the Law. The duty of a true, lawful, ordained government is to punishment evildoers, and praise them that do well (John 18:22-23, Romans 13:3-4, 1 Peter 2:14). That’s what you submit yourselves to. That’s why the governments and magistrates are in place by the Lord, to punish your evil.

When the government goes beyond that, when they start licensing everyone, you must ask, “Why are they doing that?” Anything contrary to the Law of God is really no law at all. And their law is the Law Merchant. And when the Lord has written it on your heart to repent and no longer partake of that system, and that system wants to continue to try to draw you back to them, to draw the “old man” back, then that’s where the abatement comes in. But the abatement will not be successful for anyone if they’ve not repented. Repentance is the first step, then the abatement comes.

You have to be walking in the Truth, because it is a document of Truth, it declares the Truth. And it can only declare the Truth if you’re walking in it. That’s a walk of Faith.

For those who ask about the physical origin of the non-statutory abatement, there is no origin in man’s law, that’s why it’s called a “non-statutory abatement.” The abatement is a document of faith. It’s origin is in Genesis, when God abated Adam and Eve. There’s many more examples in scripture of abatement. Seek and ye shall find. As long as it’s in the Truth, it’s “origin” is irrelevant.

Introduction

The Non-Statutory Abatement process is a continually developing Work, by the Grace of our Father, by and for all of the Christ’s bondmen. We have but one goal. To compel the provisional governments de facto conducting civil affairs at the federal, state, county, and city levels, their agents (tax collectors and banks), and assigns – to keep the Law. If they do this, they will leave the God’s children alone and let them continue to live in the Peace of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus the Christ.

Contrary to the media and the press, we are not anti-government, and we are not ‘paper terrorists’ or any other kind of terrorists trying to overthrow the civil power; very simply, we seek, not to do our own will, but to do our Father’s will as did our Lord and Saviour Jesus the Christ. We know that current provisional governments exist to keep the “low and lawless forms of humanity”(1) from doing violence to all, including themselves. Thus, as Lawless as the current provisional governments are, without them there would be total anarchy.

Many people say, “the government is doing this bad thing to me,” or “the government is trying to force me to do this act.” But this is not true. The government doesn’t do anything to you, it’s the individual officers that are doing these things to you. That’s why we deal with those officers who come against us.

The need for an abatement usually comes about because we were partaking of the things of the world. In order for the abatement to work, we must have repented from those acts and no longer partake of those things. When the world comes against you and tries to pull you back into their system, that is when the abatement will stop that action. But if you are still partaking of their system, the abatement will not work. The abatement brings the Truth to bear upon them, and if you are not living in the Truth, the abatement will not work. This is actually a blessing! Because this aspect of the abatement prevents people from abusing it. You will be tested to see if you are who you say you are. If you’re not who you say you are, the abatement will not work. It can’t be abused this way.

The real problem has nothing to do with law, but religion, as George Washington said in his Farewell Address: “One’s god dictates the kind of law one implements and also controls the application and development of that law over time. Given enough time, all non-Christian systems of law self-destruct in a fit of tyranny.”

Thus, we seek to restore the vitality and enforcement of God’s Law for all men in all ages. This means, of course, a full restoration of the customs and usages of Christians applying God’s Law, all for His Glory, to live their everyday lives. There are some who despise the Christian agenda. That is their problem, not ours.

An abatement is a recognized procedure in jurisprudence. It comes out of the English Common Law (before it was merged with commercial law), which was based upon scripture and derived from scripture; it’s basically God’s Law applied.

The Works herein are, for us, one more step in the process of restoring true Law, as we attempt to take a few more steps on a very long road back from the Dark Age of Humanism which has claimed more victims than Europe’s Black Death. The Handbooks, from modest beginnings, have sparked a new interest in local Christian government and have also provided tools to restore Lawful government at the local level, which helps bring knowledge, understanding and hope into the Christian arena.

The Non-Statutory Abatement Handbook is the first in a series of non-carnal Lawful weapons that can be used to retard the advance of Imperial powers, until members of the Christ’s assembly everywhere return to His old paths from the whence they began to err.

Our position is: “Law is better than blood – one Law for all.”

Who Non-Statutory Abatements are for

Abatements are for those bondservants of Christ who are committed to pressing the Crown Rights of King Jesus and who are willing to take on the responsibilities related thereto. They are for those who are willing to throw off the ‘chains that bind them,’ known as ‘commercial activity,’ ‘benefits, privileges and opportunities from a secular world,’ and all of the attachments created thereby. Repentance in these areas is essential for a successful abatement. They must have the Christian Discernment necessary to hold off the encroachment of ‘the powers of the earth.’ The ability to do this comes only through Knowledge, Understanding, Wisdom, and Perseverance under God, and most importantly, Prayer.

Who Non-Statutory Abatements are not for

Abatements are not for those who are looking for a ‘quick fix,’ ‘silver bullet’ or ‘a magic remedy.’ Abatements are not for those who believe that a few words on a piece of paper are going to make all of their troubles go away, and then go on about their ‘business’ engaging in the activities within the private lex mercatoria of the un-Godly. Abatements are not for those who put their faith in a bank or insurance company for limited liability protection, instead of faith in God’s protection. Abatements are not for those who want a vehicle to threaten a judge with a lien, etc., or are looking for some way to get revenge because they believe they’ve been injured, for “vengeance is Mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.” Abatements are not for those who believe, through the teachings of their 501(c)3 Church, that you must obey all authority, even if it be an un-Godly one that rewards evil and punishes good. Abatements are not for those who are afraid that they will be called a ‘religious nut’ when standing on the highest Law, which is God’s Law through Christ. Abatements are not for those who will cower

at the appearance of ‘an official’ telling them that they must submit to their ‘power.’ Abatements are not for those who fear the imperial powers more than they fear God.

What Non-Statutory Abatements Do

Non-Statutory Abatements respond to the vast majority of imperial powers paperwork — head on. When prepared and served properly, they’ve been very successful at stopping imperial arbitrariness, foreclosures, trespasses, suits, etc. (when the status of the abator is what the abatement says it is) — before they get started.

Abatements have the force and effect of an indictment and/or an at-Law case or suit when used against current international/martial rule courts. When the defendant doesn’t answer, and with Default properly written and served, the case becomes Res Judicata, i.e., final judgment has been made.

Abatements properly served with Default nihil dicit, constitute a public record of the defendant’s abandonment of their suit. (NiHIL DICIT: He says nothing. It is the failing of the defendant to put in a plea or answer to the plaintiff’s declaration by the day assigned; and in this case judgment is given against the defendant of course, as he says nothing why it should not. Vide 15 Vin. Ab. 556; Dane’s Ab. Index, h. t. – Bouvier’s Law Dictionary, 1856).

Abatements turn those who file imperial process against you, from plaintiffs, to defendants, who under the rules of engagement during war, must strip themselves of all stratagems, and engage in their true character.

Abatements are low in cost to write and serve, and by ending an opponents case quickly, they lower dramatically the cost of maintaining and defending against imperial powers suits. Abatements follow the Maxim of Law that, “the law looks to the end of all litigation.” Contrast this with the current “law” which is: the only law

is that which comes out of the judge’s mouth. Judges have the Midas touch, i.e., what ever he touches or says becomes law because he touched or said it.

Abatements discussed, herein, have been served all over America, Canada, New Zealand and Australia, and have been used successfully against: Federal District Courts, Internal Revenue Service, Bureau of Land Management, Department of the Interior, State Tax Entities, County Agencies, Bureaus, Courts, Banks and Loan Companies, and, countless others. Note: If your status is not what the abatement purports it to be, your abatement may be ignored. That is why it is very important to eliminate the ties, such as a driver’s license, use of a Social Security Number through employment with a corporation (which receives its right to exist from the State), etc.

Sample abatements listed after the text are based on many years of experience and thousands of actions, served in every state of the union, Canada, New Zealand, and Australia, in all types of courts, jurisdictions, and venues.

More importantly, research on the abatement process has not only continued, but intensified, with a marked increase in the number of genuinely committed bondservants of Christ working on perfecting them through God’s Word. Every word, clause, phrase, and sentence in the sample abatements has been gone over with a fine-toothed comb, and if there was any doubt about using a specific word, etc., it was researched and replaced.

The capitalization of nouns, appellations, and names, has been checked and re-checked.

Maxims of Law used in sample abatements are carefully selected for maximum utility.(3)

The point of explaining this is, to caution Readers, that any changes made in abatements herein, adding or removing words and sentences to existing text, etc., is dangerous, and may likely result in a document that is worthless. There are also those non-Christians and ‘Judeo-Christians’ (Yahveh-ites and Yahshua-ites) who have removed Christ and Scripture from the abatement, and have failed every time. No Law, no foundation. ‘Private opinion, belief, or interpretation,’ and ‘denominational dogma’ are not, and never have been, recognized in Law.

Replacing the text of the appellation of Demandant, name of the Defendant, Demandant’s location for a Defendant to respond to (if he can), and Defendant’s address, dates, title of paper being abated, etc., should be the only changes necessary, in most cases.

We know, that in spite of warnings, thousands have made and will make all sorts of frivolous, unnecessary, and harmful changes in the samples, the vast majority of which will compromise the abatement’s effectiveness. We strongly caution the Reader against doing so.

Faith in God Works

The old adage that “faint heart ne’er won fair maid,” can be re-worded as “lack of faith can cut your own throat in Law.” Once, a man back east served a Non-Statutory Abatement to stop a foreclosure, one of the first such abatements ever done. It successfully stopped the banks foreclosure for six months. Then, the bank began sending nasty letters, making threats, etc. Instead of sticking to the abatement, he got involved in Leroy Schweitzer’s Bank Warrant game, shammed his abatement and lost everything, and the man’s position was now worse than before. It’s sad that he never stopped to ask whether or not the Warrants were the godly thing to do.

Faith in God’s Law kept the wolf from the door in this man’s case. Bank Warrants did not just re-open the door to foreclosure, it smashed the door, utterly.

What is so shocking is that men and women of otherwise good will have involved themselves in a very dangerous game that is utterly contrary to God’s Law, and they still call themselves Christians. “What communion hath light with darkness?” In other words, walking with Mercury, i.e., “commerce,” and walking with God at the same time are an impossibility, for “No man can serve two masters.” We do not recommend anyone playing with Satan’s instruments such as Bank Warrants, Bills of Particulars or Liens, no matter how great the temptation. Doubting God’s Fidelity to his Word is equivalent to calling God a liar.

Non-Statutory Abatements:

What They Are, and What They Were Never Meant To Be!

[An amended Article written in July of 1996 for Issue the Seventh of The Christian Jural Society News]

In a recent case up north in Oregon, a ‘person’ used an abatement and went to jail.

In another case, a ‘person’ in Louisiana used the abatement after appearing in court and complained bitterly when it failed.

And, one of those ‘abatement gurus’ who plagiarized and ‘improved’ our first abatement package, saw to it that ‘his people’ shammed their abatement when they tried to use his ‘new and improved process.’

Do I have your attention yet???

From the moment I released the Non-Statutory Abatement process in January of 1995, there has been a concerted effort by some in the ‘patriot movement’ to discredit the process for one reason or another, none of which has damaged the process, but instead, has damaged these so-called ‘experts in common law’ and their unsuspecting victims.

These so-called ‘patriots’ not only have their own special ‘insight’ into how the process should be done, but have acquired ‘pirated’ material of the first abatement package and are selling it at sometimes exorbitant prices and leaving my phone number in it, so that I get all of the questions. In one case, an ex-bar attorney charged a man $7,800, called him a ‘sentient human being’ (meaning, a conscious animal) in the abatement and the man ended up losing his house over it.

These tactics are nothing new in the law reform movement, which is one reason for the movements’ tarnished name. These people are, in some cases, more corrupt than the ‘government’ they say needs to be reformed. The Scriptural injunction at Matthew 7:3 concerning the mote in another’s eye is apropos here.

Examples of the abuse of the process are: removing all references to Christ from the abatement; telling people to use such un-Godly cites as the U.C.C., Title 42, Title 4, etc., which is private commercial statute law, in a Non-Statutory instrument; telling people to file the process into a court instead of serving it on a defendant personally; telling people to send the abatement Certified mail instead of Registered, thereby injecting it into a commercial venue; telling people to call themselves Respondent instead of Demandant; telling people that it’s not necessary to serve the default if you don’t hear from the Defendant; and finally, promoting the idea that one can use the abatement to threaten judges and I.R.S. agents.

I have the following to say about the above catalogue of abuses:

One. The abatement works when it uses the highest possible Law, which is God’s Law. Removing Christ from the abatement reduces it to a form of law that can be easily dispensed with. [Replacing God and Jesus the Christ, with Yahweh and Yahshua, will sham the abatement because of the custom and usage of Christian nations using the former designations, even though they have the same spiritual meaning].

Two. Using statutory cites in a Non-Statutory Abatement process guarantees that the abatement will be ignored.

Three. If you file, instead of serve the process, you lose your court and are asking the un-Godly to decide against you.

Four. If you serve the abatement by Certified instead of Registered Mail, it will not have a chain of recorded custody in the process and you will be ignored, unless the court or agency is just as ignorant as one who uses Certified Mail. Certified Mail is also a commercial war measure instrument begun during Lincoln’s War.

Five. Calling yourself a Respondent is an equity term and you are looked at in their law as a fictional persona. The parties will be cast with the wrong standing if this is done and guess who will lose in the conflict.

Six. Serving the Default and making Public Notice of same is absolutely essential.

Seven. Not being located at an ‘address’ is absolutely essential to have a successful abatement.

Eight. Using any form of process to threaten anyone, constitutes attempted extortion in all forms of law.

This last tactic has resulted in at least one arrest for threatening a judicial officer to date. This is precisely why the woman in Oregon who made the threat of filing a commercial lien on a judge for $10,000,000 if he did not obey her abatement, was ignored and went to jail.

The man in Louisiana, while he was complaining, revealed that all the while he was trying to use abatements, he had two other cases going in the same court and had an attorney as well. One cannot render unto Caesar and unto God at the same time. Remember, there’s always a rusty nail in the top of the fence for those who think they can ride both sides of it.

And, in the series of cases that were lost, mentioned above, it seems that the abatement package that was used had been ‘improved’ by an Ohio Title 42 ‘guru’ and his ‘business’ partner. Apparently their Title 42 business was not doing as well as they would like and thus, one week after learning about abatements at one of our seminars, they were ‘experts’ and began doing seminars with the ‘new and improved’ statutory abatement. There is other such nonsense going on in other areas of the country as well. These problems will work themselves out in the end.

When a Non-Statutory Abatement is commercially improved, it becomes a statutory abatement, which, of course, has no force and effect anywhere, not even in Fantasyland at Disneyland or with Alice in Wonderland.

Those who have Title 42 ‘businesses’ [or pro se  ‘businesses’] and spend their lives encouraging people to ‘hang ’em in court,’ have a commercial twist in mind that once was very profitable. Losses in court [and the advent of the Non-Statutory Abatement process], however, have a tendency to depress one’s stock in such commercial ventures.

Therefore, it is not surprising that the commercially oriented types will never be successful with an instrument such as a Non-Statutory Abatement, which is Christ-based, simple to understand when accompanied with diligent study and Discernment, and non-commercial.

Those who inject their own ‘ideas’ of law, based as they are on absolutely no Lawful Authority, actually believe that the court cannot tell the difference. It is so obvious in most cases that even those who are public ‘drool’ graduates with no prior experience in law can see when the abatement changes its character from a Godly one — to an un-Godly and Lawless one. Looking at the secular statutory system, it can be likened to a first-year law student attempting to write a Supreme Court decision. Ludicrous!

The point is this: When one varies from certain pre-set guidelines established through long-standing usage and custom, one not only appears ignorant of the Law, but at the same time, shams their abatement.

Therefore, just as the literati of man’s law know the difference in style between John Doe and John Jay, so do the courts recognize when a ‘sentient common law sovereign citizen human being person’ injects its convoluted diatribe into the Abatement, thereby evidencing a conflict of law within itself.

Some will read this article who may feel that I’m expressing a certain type of arrogance in what I’ve written above. Let them believe what they will, or in other words, let the blind lead the blind or let the dead bury the dead. The truth is, The Christ’s assembly were developing and using the Abatements a year before we released it to the country. We did the original research and writ writing — from the authoritative sources. Others have done the plagiarizing, and mutilation.

This abuse and the deliberate moves to discredit the abatement process by some has come to the point where it is time for us to speak out against all of those who engage in such tactics and then call, write, or fax us, with the problems that result.

Now that I’ve vented my spleen, so to speak, I’ll go through the basic guidelines, once again.

What Abatements Are

One. In Lawful courts, a Non-Statutory Abatement is a dilatory plea that acts to delay a plaintiff’s action until certain errors in plaintiffs process are corrected. In this sense, it acts to improve plaintiff’s process.

In military/commercial law courts, when the abatement is properly written and served, it comes to the court from a higher Law that the defendants cannot answer because they are bound by the Rules of Pleading in Codes, ordinances, rules, and regulations — and not Law.

Thus, because all parties to the action must stand at the same level, i.e., have the same standing in the same law, and since the martial law courts have an inferior standing relative to Lawful instruments of any kind — abatements act as an effective bar against un-Lawful process.

Therefore, they always go to default — if one serves the Default soon after the Rule Day, i.e., the day on which the abatement goes to Default.

Two. The abatements were developed quietly for more than a year before they were released and we have continually refined the statements of Law therein, to the point where, the early abatement package is comparatively antiquated as far as the substance and quality of its content is concerned.

Three. The single most important factor in the success of the abatements has been the standing of the abater, i.e., the one who serves the abatement.

One must be living in Truth in order to have the standing in Law to bring a Non-Statutory Abatement to bear on a case.

Keeping a street or P.O. box number while trying to issue an abatement is fatal — always.

Four. The only law superior to the existing martial law powers, that is still readily accessible to bondservants of Christ, is God’s Law, found in Christ and the holy scriptures.

Only by genuinely acting in the mode and character of a bondservant of Christ can one consistently bring Non-Statutory Abatements to bear against martial law courts, who have only a form of law.

One who is not a bondservant of Christ, or who professes to be one but believes they live under grace and not under Law, and does not act in the mode and character of a bondservant of Christ, i.e., follows the Law of God, will have the same standing as the courts, who see them as mere human beings, persons, individuals, etc., without Law and who are subject to every whim of the reasonable judge’s fancy.

Five. Serving, not filing an abatement is essential, because that which is filed in the court is presumed to be an answer upon which the court may rule, thereby surrendering jurisdiction.

Since the court cannot hear Lawful process, it must rule against a filed abatement because it imports a Law foreign to the court, which the court by Rule, must deny and set aside.

Serving an abatement starts another action, a counter suit, if you will, which a court or martial law defendant has no standing to answer when the abatement is properly written and served by a bondservant of Christ. It remains in a godly venue across the board. Any deviation from these criteria simply shams the abatement.

Six. Any direct contact with a court by any other means such as: making an appearance; filing other process before an abatement; hiring an attorney; serving a court clerk (who will file the abatement into the court); posting bail or, signing an O.R. (release on your Own Recognizance); being arrested and making an admission or confession of information that will confirm the court’s jurisdiction; making an appearance in an administrative hearing or answering a summons; where there is a damaged victim; or, if one as a matter of public record is the owner or employee of a corporation; renders the abatement of no effect.

The abatement is thus, the very first response a bondservant of Christ makes against processes of martial law courts, their agents or assigns, administrative agencies, banks, etc.

Do not respond to a letter with another letter. Respond in Law with a Non-Statutory Abatement.

Seven. Abatement is the proper response to a court or agency by any godly Woman under Coverture; i.e., when under the covering of her husband, father, brother in Christ, or the Christ’s assembly, in accordance with Scripture.

The first abatement served in this case abates the process improperly brought against a godly Woman under covering. Such an abatement is always issued by the bondman of Christ sitting as the woman’s covering, for purposes of Law.

What They Were Never Meant To Be

One. Abatements are not, never have been, and never will be a ‘silver bullet’, as some commercial promoters have claimed. They are for Christian preservation in cases where the abator is a bondservant of Christ living according to God’s Law, for His Glory, to edify His assembly in every part of their being, and have not rendered damage to an innocent victim and are not rendering unto Caesar, i.e., not wasting God’s inheritance by engaging in the ways of the Law Merchant by selling insurance, speculating in fictional commodities such as real estate, stocks and bonds, selling to the public-at-large, ’employment’ by a Corporation, which gets its right to exist from the State, and other such commercial depravity.

Two. Abatements are not, never have been, and never will be used successfully by those who choose to live contrary to Scripture, by accepting benefits from a government that has deliberately chosen to operate under the humanist religion. Such benefits include receiving ‘free delivery’ of mail to one’s home, office or P.O. Box; taking a license from the State to pursue the calling or exercising the duty for which he or she was given by Almighty God; receiving tax exemptions from entities never having the standing to tax anyone in the first place; accepting the conveniences and benefits of a government banking system or protection of an insurance company and other such activities that are contrary to Scripture.

Three. Abatements are not, never have been and never will be used successfully for one who has given jurisdiction to the court or agency by ‘appearing’ for them and accepting counsel and judgment from them. Accepting counsel and judgment from the un-Godly is un-Godly.

In closing, I will say this. The sooner all bondservants of Christ break these commercial contacts and disengage from the lex mercatoria, the sooner We will understand what True government really is. Living by God’s Law preserves a people; living by man’s laws destroys a people.

The General Guidelines

Non-Statutory Abatements take their name from the fact that the process exists and can be written — not because of any statute passed by some legislature — but by virtue of its customary usage arising out of God’s Law. The authority for its use, therefore, does not require any legislature’s stamp of approval.

As to the nature of an abatement, Shipman says:

There are certain preliminary objections to the maintenance of the suit, which do not attack the

core or merits of the plaintiff’s case. These formal defects are waived, unless they are raised by the defendant at the first opportunity. These were known in common law pleading as matters of abatement and suspension, and were raised by the so-called “dilatory pleas,” since they tend merely to delay or put off the particular suit, by questioning the method in which it is pursued, rather than by disputing the very cause of the suit or right to relief in proper form. Dilatory pleas are to the jurisdiction of the court, alleging that it has no cognizance of the subject-matter; to the disability of the plaintiff, by reason of which he is incapable to commence or continue the suit, …(4)

Thus, the only facts stated in an abatement are the facts of defects in plaintiff’s initial process (the very first piece of paperwork sent to you), along with plaintiff’s inability to bring a suit.

In Lawful dealings (not under The Laws of War), a Non-Statutory Abatement suspends a suit until a plaintiff can correct errors in his original process. If errors are corrected in a response to the abatement, plaintiff’s suit continues. This is why a Non-Statutory Abatement is called a dilatory plea, because it acts to delay proceedings of a plaintiff’s suit, but does not prevent the plaintiff from correcting his errors, and continuing his suit.

Note that the abatement only deals with the facts concerning the process itself, not the plaintiff’s argument or the core issue or merits of plaintiff’s case. Does the plaintiff have standing to bring the suit?; has he misnamed the defendant?; and other facts that have nothing to do with the core issues.

When the defendant (you) in the plaintiff’s suit (administrative agency, bank, etc.) responds with a Non-Statutory Abatement, you the defendant, become the Demandant, not another plaintiff, and the plaintiff who filed the original suit becomes the Defendant in a new action, which is the Non-Statutory Abatement.

If, for whatever reason, the Defendant in the Abatement cannot correct the errors in his process or suit, he cannot pursue his original case ‘in Law,’ and the Abatement is said “to lie” against the Defendant (originally the plaintiff who brought the first action).

‘Marks’ are statements in the Abatement that list the fatal errors in the original plaintiff’s suit or process, which the Abatement Defendant must correct if he wishes to continue his original suit.

Other fatal errors that may be stated in the ‘marks’ besides misnomer, are; misjoinder of causes of action, misjoinder, and misjoinder of parties.(5)

But, when proper Non-Statutory Abatements are issued against imperial powers, they have the effect of process at-Law and:

Suspend all proceedings in a suit, from the want of proper parties capable of proceeding therein.(6)

The ‘want of proper parties’ means that someone filed a suit who had no standing to file such a suit in the first place. Thus, it is impossible for someone to file a suit in one jurisdiction to try and reach a purported defendant in another jurisdiction.

One in a superior position cannot be sued by one in an inferior position in Law. Thus, parties under emergency powers, The Law of War, International and Municipal Law, have no standing in Law and thus cannot answer Non-Statutory Abatements from bondservants of Christ, who in fact, act in the mode and character of a bondservant of Christ. The courts recognize the existence and power of God’s Law, but can do nothing about it because God’s Law is the highest jurisdiction there is, and military law is the lowest.

The Rule is; those under The Law of War cannot answer processes at Law.

Plea Out of Bar

A plea in abatement is not a plea in bar, but out of bar. That is, a court cannot hear and judge matters that have not yet come under a court’s authority. For cases to come under court authority, all preliminary matters, such as errors in the original process, (marked in the abatement) must have been resolved, or the plaintiff has failed to properly bring his case to you or the court.

In fact, there is no case and nothing for the court to hear. The case exists in the first place, because someone (plaintiff) serves process on someone else. But, a plaintiff cannot put a case in bar, unless his process complies with court rules, the first of which is, plaintiff’s process must have no errors in it. Errors constitute defective process and are sufficient cause for a purported defendant to issue an abatement.

Since abatements are pleas out of bar, courts cannot hear argument on a case, unless some act of the respondent brings him in bar and makes him a defendant, i.e., by not answering plaintiff’s process, by demurring, or by otherwise conceding jurisdiction to the court to hear the matter.

In contrast to the above, consider a situation where one works, is mustered into, or employed by imperial powers, i.e., “effectively connected in a trade or business with the United States.”

First, the law says it is a privilege to work for civil governments.

Second, all privileges granted by civil government are taxable.

Thus, it is likely that a Non-Statutory Abatement will not lie against process issued by imperial governments to seize wages and salaries paid by them, unless the entity who files the process to seize, is utterly incompetent. Then, abatement may be successful, but don’t expect it to be.

Differences between a ‘persona'(7) created by Imperial governments and the bondservant of Christ Man or Woman, are important and determine when the abatement will, or will not, lie — if the Christian Man or Woman is not otherwise working for the government or a State approved corporation..

State granted, imperial privileges, via licenses (a token of the persona) differ from the prerogatives held by a king, i.e., the bondservant of Christ who has the prerogatives (jussus and immunitas) of the King of King. The Maxim of Law is:

Domus sua cuique est tutissimum Refugium — Every man’s house is his castle.(8)

If a government entity, however, comes after one on the Membership Roll of a Registered Church (a 501(c)(3) not-for-profit State sponsored corporation), or if you have a Trust of any kind that is being attacked,

both are statutory and thus, cannot resist seizures, and abatements may not lie. Other examples are: private employment contracts, independent contractors;(9) employees of Departments of Motor Vehicles; and, others ‘privileged’ to be a fiduciary (employee, agent, trustee, actor, representative) of an Imperial power, are subject and the abatement probably won’t lie.

Scripture has something to say on these points:

Render therefore, unto Cæsar the things which are Cæsar’s; and unto God the things that are God’s.(10)

This verse applies especially to the resurrected Roman Imperial law that now rules current provisional governments.

It also relates to the money question, in that bank loans, bank checks, bills of credit, etc., are fictitious debt instruments created by imperial governments with no value or substance, while dollars specie (pre-1964 silver coin), have value and substance, and are Scripturally Lawful. If Cæsar permits issuance of these debt instruments, he has jurisdiction (imperium) over their use. But, if bondservants of Christ deal only in dollars in silver, Cæsar is dead – long live Christ Our King.

The Imperial powers do not want to open the money issue and the question of the bankruptcy of the United States and all its agents (the States, banks, etc.) in any court. Remember: Imperial privileges created can also be abolished, destroyed, or taxed, by their Imperial creator.

On Appearance

There is much discussion in the law reform movement on the type of appearance one can make in court without granting jurisdiction. The consensus is, by special appearance only. But, do such appearances accomplish the desired result?

An appearance is any act or proceeding by which a defendant places himself before the court, in order to participate in an action:

Personal jurisdiction or power to render a judgment in personam may be acquired either by personal service of summons or by appearance. If a defendant or his attorney does any act with reference

to the defense of the action, he is held to submit himself to the authority of the court and all defects in service of process are thereby cured.(11)

The modern law does not seek to compel appearance, but if the defendant is properly served and neglects to appear and plead, the court will render judgment against him for default of appearance. Inasmuch as the default constitutes an admission of the cause of action set forth in the declaration, all that the plaintiff has to prove is his damages.(12)

Special appearances are only for the purpose of determining if a court has jurisdiction or not. But, if a court, or, its principal, has a money interest in a case, the court almost always decides in its own favor. Motions to courts grant jurisdiction to hear the motion, even through a special appearance.

If one appears and answers ‘here’ when his name is called, he grants jurisdiction to a court over a persona which you, the bondservant of Christ of substance has become ‘surety’ for. Saying ‘here’ means the bondservant is present and ready to defend, and becomes the surety for the persona. The bondservant has waived all of his Rights, including his God given Duty to abate the process.

The problem is, the bondservant pays the fine and does the time, not a persona, because the bondservant, as surety, applied for the benefit, privilege, or opportunity that created the persona.

The bondservant has the ‘benefit of discussion’ in the court concerning a persona, but no prerogative to use his Master’s Law, because he waived his Rights when he answered for a persona without first correcting plaintiff’s process by abatement. The bondservant appeared and perfected the errors in plaintiff’s process by confirming he is the persona, and that the plaintiff has standing to bring the suit. From that point on, only the law of the persona can be used. All of the above also applies to all administrative agencies (I.R.S., etc).

The ‘benefit of discussion,’ is:

A proceeding, at the instance of a surety, by which the creditor is obliged to exhaust the property of the principal debtor, towards the satisfaction of the debt, before having recourse to the surety; and this right of the surety is termed the ‘benefit of discussion.'(13)

Note: one has a ‘benefit’ of discussion, not a ‘right’ of discussion. In another work, there is an excellent article of the related idea of “pledge.”(14)

Never, never, confuse the difference between the flesh and blood Man and the fictional persona. The persona is the principal debtor and the flesh and blood Man or Woman is he or she who stands in as the surety for that persona resulting from an improper answer.

The flesh and blood bondservant of Christ is never the same as the persona. The Man is created by God. The persona is created by man as a means of getting to the bondservant. The bondservant is a Man of substance, while the persona is a ‘person’ of fiction indicated by one or more numbers, i.e., a driver’s license, a ‘birth date,’ Social Security number, Tax I.D. number, home address number, etc.

They are never the same and neither can use the law of the other, because both are bound by the law of their creators. bondservants have a relationship to God through Christ’s sacrifice and resurrection. When a ‘human’ becomes a bondservant, his godly name is written in the Lamb’s Book of Life which is a Christian name known only to God. The Covenant requires the bondservant to abide by God’s Law, not the man-made law of the imperial persona.

The law of persona clouds a bondservant’s relationship to God and interferes with his duty to obey God. Imperial powers create a persona to give an appearance of Lawful process to justify trespass on the bondservant’s liberties, through the imposition of a persona created by novation. Because the bondservant and a persona are under different law, there is a conflict of laws that are mutually exclusive ultimates, i.e., each mutually excludes the other. This is the ultimate conflict of laws.

To illustrate by analogy, God looks at the bondservant through Christ and sees one whose sins are ‘white as snow.’ An imperial powers agent or judge looks through the Codes at the persona and sees one who is as black as the pit, because the agent or judge is blinded to the existence of the bondservant, for even if he could see him, he could not hear the testimony within his secular administration world.

The ‘law’ of persona is never Law because it is directly contrary to God’s Law and. It is based on the Law of War, and is spawned by the god of war (Mars), while the Law of The One True God is based on Himself and is the Law of Peace and Safety. Thus, the maxim:

The Law of God and the Law of the Land are all one; and both preserve and favor the common good of the land.(15)

By way of contrast, the maxims of the law of War are clearly opposed to all true Law:

Silent leges inter armas — the laws are silent amidst arms.(16)

Thus, under the laws of War – statutory and constitutional laws are silent. They become directory only. In short, the laws become arbitrary and capricious under the discretion of the judge.

In 1628, a Petition of Right by Sir Edward Coke was issued against Charles I that stopped martial law in England and America. The relevant passage in the Petition is:

And also sundry grievous offenders by colour thereof, claiming an exemption, have escaped the punishments due to them by the laws and statutes of this your realm, by reason that divers of your officers and ministers of justice have unjustly refused, or forborne to proceed against such offenders according to the same laws and statutes, upon pretense that the said offenders were punishable by martial law, and by authority of such commissions as aforesaid, which commissions, and all other of like nature, are wholly and directly contrary to the said laws and statutes of this your realm.(17)

The bottom line is, one cannot claim a king’s prerogatives or sovereignty, without being an heir or son of the King of Kings, Christ Jesus:

The Spirit Itself beareth witness with our spirit, that we are the children of God: And if children, then heirs; heirs of God and joint-heirs with Christ;…(18)

Perhaps now we see why imperial powers create the fictitious persona, with fictitious alter egos, i.e., persons, residents, individuals, human beings, natural persons, etc.,(19) because they have no power over bondservants whose Law they follow is God’s Law. The Roman imperial power extends only to what it creates, the persona, not to the bondservant of Christ.

God’s Law and man’s law are opposed at every point in Creation. God is no respecter of persons, (20) but man is, and his law reflects it, as seen above. Man knows he has no right of dominion over other men, but he nevertheless seeks to gain it, by creating the persona, known only by the nom de guerre.(21)

The bondservant cannot control what the Imperial powers do with his name. But, he can control the way he responds to a persona’s nom de guerre. The spelling makes all the difference between the real, substantive bondservant, and the fictitious vacuum that is a persona, which, so long as it exists, is the means whereby the bondservant’s life, liberty and property are raped, plundered, and pillaged, by Lawless and greedy little men.

We now know why names on Court Dockets (from which one’s name is read) and names on imperial process, licences, etc., are spelled in all capital letters, and why such names are called a nom de guerre (war name), which is specific evidence of the existence of a fictitious persona ‘for their purposes.’ Arguing jurisdiction is a fait accompli and utterly irrelevant if you’ve already answered for the persona.

One may think this is ‘fraud,’ but all names are spelled this way on all imperial process and on the Docket sheet posted outside the door of courts – where all the world can see it. If one fails to note that his name is not spelled according to the Rules of English, that the true Christian name is not on the process, they have no one to blame but themselves. A name spelled in any way other than in the proper Christian form is an error.

The persona has no power to answer defective imperial process. It has no hands to write a response and no voice, because, as the creation of an imperial power it is an absolute fiction, created ex nihilo, out of nothing. And, there is nothing that can qualify as a contract to tell you when and how the persona is created, it is always assumed.

The Maxim of Law is:

Fictions arise from the law, and not law from fictions.

But, if the ‘defendant’ fails to ‘appear’ or answer the process, the courts will issue default judgment against the persona anyway, because the surety – the flesh and blood Man – failed to come to court and answer for the fictional debtor. Thus, if a bondservant wants to stay out of jail, keep his liberty, and property, he must respond to the process and inform the court of the errors that are always there.

With abatements, one responds without ‘appearing’ and process is not perfected on the persona. The bondservant is severed from the persona by the abatement, which is the only response that answers imperial process and stops default judgment against him, provided he has not traversed his case by writing something stupid in the abatement (like UCC codes).

This may be difficult for some to swallow, but in more than two hundred years of Supreme Court decisions from the Runkle case (1799) to the present, it is stated that the Laws of the nation presuppose Christianity — upon which they depend. Non-Statutory Abatements are therefore, a specifically Christian remedy. When a non-Christian asks whether they may use Christian premises in an abatement, we must reply with the Maxim of Law:

No man warring for God should be troubled by secular business.

To continue, once an abatement is served, any type of ‘personal’ appearance (including answering to the persona) nullifies the abatement.

It’s nerve-racking when one serves an abatement against imperial powers and one’s court date passes without his making an appearance. But, trust in God, the abatement will not be answered properly and will go to Default. Then, one serves default against Defendant and the matter becomes Res Judicata, i.e., final judgment has been made. Imperial process goes to default for the same reasons that the imperial court will grant default judgment if one fails to appear and answer an imperial plaintiff’s process. (See, “Response Tactics,” below).

The truth is, no man, godly or otherwise, belongs in imperial powers courts. These courts may distinguish, but we must not. As the Scripture says:

One law shall be to him that is home born, and unto the stranger, that sojourneth among you.

Imperial government’s rule is: “The presence of the body cures the error in the name.”

The Rules of English

A major problem created by imperial schools, posing as ‘public schools,’ that directly impacts on one’s understanding of Law is, the failure to teach The Rules of English Grammar. For example, what words are capitalized and when. This difference alone has major significance in Law. But, imperial schools are only half the problem.

The American people abuse the English language as if it were a right. In Law, this is deadly, because it can put a defendant or plaintiff in jail without ever knowing why. We strongly recommend to Readers that they acquire and study a handbook on The Rules of English Grammar, and make it part of their life’s work to put these Rules into effect – daily. We recommend the older works on Grammar, for obvious reasons.

Nouns name persons, places, or things. General nouns denoting a class of persons, places, or things, are never capitalized. If we mean a specific person, place, or thing, only the first letter is capitalized. Thus, the noun ‘state'(22) and ‘State'(23) are different words denoting two entirely different things. The former (state) is general and used at Law, while the latter (State) is specific and denotes a created entity, i.e., a fictional res, i.e., a thing in commerce.

In today’s courts, persons, places, things, and entire court processes, are always written in all capital letters, a clear violation of The Rules of English. But, this is done to fully inform defendants and plaintiffs of the type of court that will hear the case. It says, clearly, that a court is sitting to hear matters in controversy – between personæ, or, a res and personæ in commerce, and thereby full disclosure is given to all.

Today’s courts cannot deal with real people, places, and things, i.e., substance, because being bound by International law, the lex mercatoria, and The law of War, such courts can only deal with fictional personæ. Thus, all parties agree to be named, and do appear by fictitious names, spelled in all capital letters or with a middle initial, i.e., a nom de guerre (war name).

An example of a war name is, JOHN DAVID SMITH or John D. Smith. Under the Rules of English, the Christian name is spelled John David, and the family name, Smith. Because all corporations, like the persona, are also fictions of law, their names are spelled in all capitals as well. Thus, if I.B.M. is a party to an action, its name is written; INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS MACHINES, INC. on the court’s Docket, and in all court and administrative process.

Initials or abbreviations of a name, are “no name at all,”(24) and their use creates another fiction. Government administrative documents commonly make no provision in their forms for one to write out his or her middle name. This is a deliberate form of entrapment. This is the practice on all I.R.S. forms that only allow space for or only request the middle initial. Under the laws of War, they can only ask for the fiction. The Maxim of Law is:

An alien enemy cannot maintain an action during the war in his own name.(25)

When preparing the Non-Statutory Abatement, you style any Defendant from an emergency powers court in all capitals, or initials, such as THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE, or the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, as it appears on the abandoned paper that you are abating.

Spell out all numerals or numbers in abatements, i.e., The Year of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus, the Christ, Nineteen hundred and Ninety-eight. Numbers are fictions in numerical form and have no substance.

The ‘fictional’ numbers that appear on the abandoned paper (i.e. 1/15/98) are not to be spelled out.

Next, is the use of parenthesis, brackets, curly braces, and boxes. All information contained therein is classed as; “extraneous, explanatory, and interpolated matter, with no force and effect in law.”(26) Therefore, never ‘interpolate’ any statements in the abatement.

Any name not correctly and fully spelled out is a misnomer, literally, mis-named, and is a solid plea in abatement. In most Non-Statutory Abatements there is some reference to the misnomer. When raising misnomer, however, state only the facts that lead a court to conclude a misnomer has been used. Let the court come to its own conclusion.

If your name is a single letter and not a full name, make sure you do not put a period after the single letter

name, because it says that one of your names is abbreviated and is thus a fictitious persona. To save yourself the pains of being mis-interpreted, one might want to adopt a fully spelled name to replace a single letter name.

The above is only a summary of the relationship of English usage and the Law.

The Rule is; Know the English language and use it like a weapon in Law.

What’s in a Word?

If one makes a careful study of the way in which imperial power’s word their paperwork, letters, and process, one will find a very deceitful use of certain words and phrases, all of which are designed to compel one to make a ‘voluntary appearance.’ And, since all appearances are voluntary, the words must carry the maximum impact, yet not cross over the line so as to violate the Rules of Imperial Process. Thus, one may see phrases such as “You must appear at … blah, blah, … at such a date and time, … blah, blah.”

Has this sentence violated the Imperial Rules of Process? Answer: No.

The reason: In man’s law, ‘must’ means ‘may.'(27) What’s really being said is, “We invite you to appear …,” because your appearance must be voluntary. Such phrases are designed to strike fear into the heart of a purported defendant and provoke a knee-jerk reaction that means the he loses!

Other words and phrases using the same kind of deceit are: “Notice of…,” “Notice to Appear,” “Notice of Lien/Levy,” “Notice to Remove,” “Notice of Warrant,” “Notice of Trespass,” “Order to Show Cause,” “Order and Demand,” and “IT IS SO ORDERED.” From what we have all learned from the above, we now know that the phrase “IT IS SO ORDERED,” because written in all caps, is unintelligible in English, and is thus abatable.

Letters from the provisional Government

It is common for all branches of current provisional government to send letters to people they are setting up for fleecing. The purpose of letters is not to inform you, but to inform them as to how much you know, or don’t know, about Law.

People normally respond to letters, with more letters. But letters, as such, have no force and effect in Law. Thus, when you respond to a letter, with another letter, this tells whoever sent you the letter that you know nothing about Law and that you can probably be pressured to roll over and pay without any further trouble on the government’s part. The letter is, therefore, merely a device used by administrative agencies to collect revenues without the bother of issuing process and going to court.

The problem is, this tactic joins you to an action without knowing it.

The I.R.S. uses this tactic, very effectively. Threatening letters making outrageous demands for taxes you probably don’t owe, are typical. Your knee-jerk reaction is, respond with a letter asking all kinds of questions that the I.R.S. could care less about. The point of the outrageous letter and demands is, to provoke a response from you, get you to appear, or make a call to the I.R.S., in which they will apply more heat to force one to roll over. The I.R.S. doesn’t care whether you’ve properly paid “your fair share”; they want more. The object is to compel you to submit to an increase in your voluntary assessments, rather than fight them. The letters are thus, a tactic using fear and intimidation to expose your ignorance of Law.

Remember; most I.R.S. agents are sub-contractors and work on commissions from seized property.

Often, the news media blasts you with stories of how the very wealthy are put in jail by the I.R.S. or have to pay huge fines and penalties for not filing, or filing in error.

But, it doesn’t matter who sends you a letter: do not respond with another letter!!! Respond with Lawful process, i.e., a Non-Statutory Abatement. Their letter may have no force and effect in Law, but the abatement will. Usually, they just go away and you will hear no more from them, unless you change your status, i.e., begin again with home mail delivery, working for a company or corporation, resume a bank account, etc.

The Rule is, respond to all letters from any government agency with Lawful process.

Response Tactics of Imperial Powers

Since, under International/Municipal law, “deceit” is legal,(28) one must expect that all federal, state, county, city, and local imperial government officers and agents will use it to get what they want, which is, to compel the bondservant of Christ to answer for the persona and “voluntarily comply.”

Tactics used by imperial powers to get ‘voluntary compliance,’ would be a joke if the end result was not so vicious. They will lie, cheat, destroy evidence, and create evidence where it never existed. Thus, there is a wide variety of tactics of response used by all government officers and agents to try to get someone who has served a Non-Statutory Abatement to respond in such a way as to nullify or circumvent the effect of the abatement. They cannot, in Law, set aside the abatement. They must deceive you, the abator, in order to force you to sham the abatement. Then they will re-issue a demand, bench warrant, or whatever, and proceed as if the abatement had never existed in the first place.

In the examples of Response Tactics that follow, we assume that some form of government sends you something. It could be a letter from the I.R.S., a Notice to Appear on a traffic ticket, a demand from the local Fire Department to cut your grass, a building code violation, or almost anything else. And, we assume you have properly responded to such forms of communication by serving an abatement and when the government agent did not respond, you served, after the lapse of ten days (not counting Sundays and Holy Days) a Default Judgment against them.

The ten days is taken from scripture (1 Samuel 25:38, Jeremiah 42:6-9, Daniel 1:12-16, Acts 25:6, Revelation 2:10).

Example One.(29)

A Sheriff Deputy shows up at your house with a warrant in his hand. Of course, the warrant will not be a genuine warrant with affidavit attached, court seal, or a judge’s signature in real ink.

It is important to note here that you should never open your door to anyone unless you are expecting a friend. Opening the door is an invitation, and you lose all asylum ‘of the castle’ when you do so:

“The maxim that ‘a man’s house is his castle’ does not protect a man’s house as his property or imply that, as such, he has a right to defend it by extreme means. The sense in which the house has a peculiar immunity is that it is sacred for the protection of the man’s person. A trespass upon his property is not a justification for killing the trespasser. It is a man’s house, barred and inclosing his person, that is his castle. The lot of ground on which it stands has no such sanctity. When a man opens his door and puts himself partly outside of it, he relinquishes the protection which, remaining within and behind closed doors, it would have afforded him.(30)

When you don’t respond to a knock on the door, the door cannot be broken down unless there is some sort of resistance sensed by those knocking. This is why you must stay completely silent:

Breaking doors or windows for entry or exit.

The officer may break open any inner or outer door or window of a house, or any part of a house, or anything therein, to execute a search warrant, if, after notice of his authority and purpose, he is refused admittance or when necessary to liberate himself or a person aiding him in the execution of the warrant.(31)

There is considerable authority to the effect that use of subterfuge to gain entrance to arrest or search is not improper. Of course, if “breaking” is involved, it is necessary for the officers to announce their authority and purpose in demanding entrance. Where a Federal agent, armed with a valid arrest warrant, gained entrance to the defendant’s apartment by stating he was an agent from the County Assessor’s Office, the Court held the entrance lawful, stating: “There is no constitutional mandate forbidding the use of a deception in executing a valid arrest warrant. The case of Gouled v. United States, 1921, 255 U.S. 298, 41 S.Ct. 261, 65 L.Ed. 647, relied on by appellant, holds that a search warrant is invalid even though entry is procured by stealth rather than force. The instant case is different in that the search was incident to an arrest under a valid arrest warrant. Criminal activity is such that stealth and strategy are necessary weapons in the arsenal of the police officer.”(32)

In case you or someone in the house opens the door without thinking (because we’ve been trained to be good little ‘citizens’), the Deputy will call you to the door and after a few remarks, will say something like the following. “Hi, I’m here to talk to John Smith.” John Smith comes to the door and the Deputy says: “In regard to the abatement you served, the judge will agree to drop the Warrant, if you drop the abatement, and you won’t hear from us, again.”

There is only one possible response to this – No!

One may frame their words more diplomatically, but the general idea is, refuse.

This is the mildest and least confrontational type of compelling “voluntary appearance.” Most officers walk rather softly after they have been served an abatement.

Example Two.

Same scenario, same situation, same Deputy. This time he says, “Uh, the judge wants to put out a warrant on you for not appearing on your court date, but he won’t, if you’ll come down to the court house to talk about the abatement you served him.”

In this approach, you are expected to meet the judge half-way and go along.

Don’t!

The bench warrant has already been issued on the Docket , and the Deputy may not even know it! Often, however, they know perfectly well the warrant’s waiting for you.

Again, the polite refusal will handle the situation.

Example Three.

In another case, the scenario is the same, except, John Smith is not home when the Deputy comes. John’s wife answers the door and when she found out what the Deputy wanted, she handed him a “Public Servant’s Questionnaire,” and he left.

Nothing more was heard on the matter.

Example Four.

In another case, after three abatements and three defaults on the same case involving an Order to Show Cause in Federal District Court, the Sheriff’s in a county different from the county where the court sat, sent three Sheriff’s cars to the Smith’s house.

In broad daylight and in front of the neighbors, the Deputies made a great show of force and when they found out that Mr. Smith was not home, asked the Smith’s son where his father was. The son said he didn’t know, the Deputies left, and no more was heard.

The point of this example is, the local Sheriff’s Office co-operated with the I.R.S. and used a half dozen Sheriff’s Deputies to put fear into the Abator and get him to come to court.

Example Five.

In one bizarre case, the local Sheriff put pressure on Mr. Smith’s neighbor to talk to Mr. Smith and get him to go down and talk to the judge.

This example points out very clearly, that imperial powers have no real power to compel performance when true Law has been brought squarely before them. The bottom line is, if they had real Law to back them up, they would not need to use fear, threats, intimidation, and trickery.

The fastest way to compromise your abatement is to answer to the nom de guerre, the fiction, unknowingly. When you are asked your name by an ‘official,’ the name they see on their paperwork is the nom de guerre, not you. If you are asked if you are ‘so and so,’ don’t answer no. By answering no, you become joined in the controversy. Simply say, ‘You don’t know who I am and I don’t know who you are, therefore I have nothing to say to you because you are a stranger and I don’t talk to strangers,’ and it can be continued by importing God’s Law into the situation by saying ‘Let’s search the Scriptures and find out who is who here’ or ‘let’s see if you have a linage to The Tree of Life’ or something to that effect. This is one reason why you should never go anywhere without your Bible. Always try to import God’s Law into these types of situations. If you do not do so, you will be looked upon by them as one of theirs.

Another of their tactics is an attempt to compromise an abatement by mail. In this the imperial powers, after the persona has been properly abated and defaulted, send a letter or process to the abator in general delivery, in the name of the abator’s persona. Remember, that the abatement has the effect of severing the connection between the bondservant and the persona (the nom de guerre).

But, what happens if a bondservant accepts mail from the imperial power (or answers to the nom de guerre)– in the name of the former persona?

Answer: the bondservant and the persona are rejoined and the first abated matter that was dead, is now alive and well again. The reason is, the bondservant has, by his own act, contradicted his abatement and default, and has proved, by accepting mail or saying ‘yes, that’s me’ for the persona, that he is not who he claimed to be in the abatement, and that he is volunteering to be a surety once again, for the persona.

When defective mail comes to the general post-office, write on it, “Not deliverable as addressed.” Do not write “Refused!!!” This is a dead give-away that the abator is still a ‘resident’ at the ‘address’ on the mail.

By the way, the meaning of ‘resident’ is, the ‘the thing identified.’

Response Tactics of the bondservant of Christ

How does a bondservant respond to the tactics of imperial powers in the above examples?

First, avoid idle conversation with those who try to talk you into removing your abatement. This is thin ice and you may be trapped by your own words into the “benefit of discussion.” Exercise your ‘right of avoidance’ at all times.

Second, the officer wants to speak to the persona, who cannot speak, except by the mouth of Ba’al. You must refuse all discussion with an officer, through verbal abatement or other wise.

Third, if any further process — on the same case and with the same case number — comes into the presence of the bondservant, whether by personal service of process, or by any other means, there is only one possible response for the bondservant to take, abate again.

Misnomer

Misnomer means, literally, “mis-named.” More importantly, any process, bearing any name other than a bondservant’s full and properly spelled Christian appellation is an error subject to abatement:

The name of men, at this day, are only sounds for distinction’s sake, though perhaps they originally imported something more, as some natural qualities, features, or relation; but now there is no other use of them but to mark out the families or individuals we speak of, and to difference them from all others; since, therefore, they are the only marks and indicia of things which human kind can understand each other by, we must see what certainty the law requires herein, and what the effects and consequences are of the omission of the name, or false specification of the party…(33)

And from a work compiled in 1670,

Misnomer, (compounded of the French Mes., which in composition always signifies amisse, and nomer, Latin, nominare,) the using [of] one name for another, a mis-terming, or mis-naming.(34)

A misnomer is any spelling of a name contrary to the Rules of English Grammar and the way in

which one customarily writes his name. Thus, a nom de guerre, a name spelled in all capital letters, such as JOHN DAVID SMITH, is incorrect according to the Rules of English and is thus a misnomer.

Where a name appears in upper and lower case according to the Rules of English, and one of the names has been abbreviated or, initialized, it is also a misnomer. Thus,

We are of opinion that the word ‘misnomer,’ which means a naming amiss, is wide enough to cover the faulty indication of a Christian name by means of the initial: Vide, Bacon’s Abridgment, under misnomer,”(35) and “initials were no name at all.”(36)

Thus,

Misnomer is a good plea in abatement, for since names are the only marks and indicia which human kind can understand each other by, if the name be omitted or mistaken, there is a complaint against nobody. And, …if the defendant has been arrested by a wrong name, the court will set aside the proceedings … and discharge him if in custody.(37)

But, though a defendant may, by pleading in abatement, take advantage of a misnomer when there is a mistake in the writ or declaration, as to the name of baptism or surname; yet in such a plea he must set forth his right name, so as to give the plaintiff a better writ.(38)

Now, even though a misnomer appears on the process, a plaintiff may produce witnesses who will state that the respondent never spells his name the way it is spelled in his abatement.

Therefore, if one spells out his first name, initializes his second name, and spells his last (surname) name, and process is issued in that name (a defendants customary spelling, even though incorrect by the Rules of English), an abatement that pleads misnomer, may not lie.

It is good practice to put a colon (:) between your Christian name, given at baptism, and your family name. The Christian appellation includes only your first and second names. Get in the habit of writing out the full name, or one may use only the Christian name as a rule.

But, if one was given at birth a name with only a single letter in it, do not put a period after the single letter name. If it is done, it will convert the name to a nom de guerre.

The Rule is: Always spell ones Christian appellation according to the Rules of English.

Note: IRS agents, deliberately use misnomers for themselves. They call it an “officially registered pseudonym,” i.e., false name, to make it more difficult for one to find the agent’s personal property and seize it in a suit at Law.

Question: If what the I.R.S. does is Lawful, why do they need an ‘officially registered pseudonym.?’ Of course it is obvious they have no real Law.

Kitchen Sinkers

It is a maxim that “less is more.” No where is this more applicable than in Law and Process.

Yet, we’ve all heard of, and probably know, many ‘pro per’ or ‘pro se’ types who have never heard of this maxim and would reject it in a heart beat, because they are “The Kitchen Sinkers.”

When Kitchen Sinkers write process or a brief, they throw in everything they can think of, including ‘the kitchen sink.’ And for this reason, such people seldom win any cases, not even against the dog catcher, precisely because of the unrelenting need to throw in the kitchen sink.

These guys can take simple process like a Non-Statutory Abatement, that takes at most nine or ten pages to say what needs to be said, and blow it up into fifteen, twenty, or thirty pages.

They can write paragraphs of one sentence that are five pages long!!! And, in the vast majority of cases, such paragraphs have no substance in Law — at all. Instead, they are nothing but an exercise in how to vent one’s spleen in ten thousand words, without saying anything of real value.

They will sit at a typewriter or computer for hours, banging away in a rage and congratulating themselves on how ‘powerful’ their writing is. They build up an enormous raging sweat during this marathon of spleen venting and by the time they finish (assuming the process can be completed before the court deadline sixty days down the road) they are a bundle of knotted emotion and profanity. But, if they really do finish the job, they always qualify the end result by saying, “There’s some things I’d like to add, but, we don’t have time now.”

And at the end of it, the Kitchen Sinker sits back with great pride, looks at his stack of papers and says, “There, ah, show’d ’em!”

In truth, courts pay no attention to such trash, especially since at least half the words are devoted to slandering or libeling the judges’ bloodline back to his ninth great grand-parents on both sides of the family tree.

The Rule is; Avoid such people like the plague, because they are one.

On the Uniform Commercial Code

There is the tendency in the law reform movement to use the Uniform Commercial Code on everything from signatures on checks, on mail, on applications, and on anything that even appears to be paperwork or process from any government agency, bureau, department, or other imperial res.

Now, if those in the movement are so interested in restoring God’s Law and everything else that goes with it, why do they feel the need to use statutes??? And, the Uniform Commercial Codes, whether State or Federal, are commercial statutes, none of which is Law, or bears any resemblance to it.

“Individuals rely for protection of their rights on law, and not upon regulations and proclamations of departments of government, or officers who have been designated to carry ‘laws’ into effect.” Baty v. Sale, 43 Ill. 351

God’ Law and statutes do not mix. They are like oil and water. Yet, every time one hears a presentation on the common law, they invariably bring up the so-called ‘sure fire silver bullets’ of the Uniform Commercial Code. So prevalent is this practice that in one recent newspaper article on the militia, the newspaper reporter said that the courts call these people “The UCC’ers.”

Would any right thinking UCC fan use the I.R.S. Code to try and create a Non-Statutory Abatement? I think not. Then, why do they use the UCC, that uses the same “words and phrases” definitions found in Title 26, The Internal Revenue Code??? Could it be that all the Titles and Codes, and, specifically, the Uniform Commercial Code are really just an imperial mine-field???

Now, since people are so enamored of common law and still use UCC statutes, go ahead, use the UCC all you want. But, do not use any UCC citations in Non-Statutory Abatements — if you expect the abatement to be successful !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Conflict of Laws

Having spoken on the U.C.C., which is a privately copyrighted statute by The American Law Institute, raises the question of the use of any statutes in a Non-Statutory Abatement. It is not necessary or recommended to use any statute, including codification’s of the common law, because their use may, under many circumstances, compromise the abatement. As a result, we do not recommend use of any codifications of the common law, in a Non-Statutory Abatement.

The reason is because, first and foremost, you do not see the term “common law” in scripture. Bondservants of Christ are only to use God’s Law. Secondly, the common law is a commerical law today, created by merchants, influenced by Roman Law, and used for commercial purposes. The following definitions are taken from “A Dictionary of Law, by William C. Anderson, 1893.”

Custom of merchants: A system of customs, originating among merchants, and allowed for the benefit of trade as part of the common law. Page 303.

Law-merchant; law of merchants: The rules applicable to commercial paper were transplanted into the common law from the law merchant. They had their origin in the customs and course of business of merchants and bankers, and are now recognized by the courts because they are demanded by the wants and conveniences of the mercantile world. Pages 670-671.

Roman Law: The common law of England has been largely influenced by the Roman law, in several respects:…Through the development of commercial law. Page 910.

Recognizing Defective Process

For you to maintain your standing in Law, you must be able to distinguish between Lawful process and defective process. This is especially important if one discovers that their perception of Lawful process may be warped and thus, dysfunctional. A false perception of process, and acting on that perception, can be fatal to maintaining one’s Lawful standing — not the process itself. The key indicia in Lawful process are: One, a seal from a court known and recognized in the state, and not of the State; Two, signed in black ink by a constitutionally elected Judge in the Judicial Department in the state; Three, it must describe with particularity the bondservant, without errors in the name. Do not look to the Federal Constitution for the requirements.

Address vs. Location

At Law, you are your own “secretary of state.” You have established Christ’s government in your House which communicates with outside imperial and Lawless governments. It is your duty to maintain the integrity of Christ’s government and to that end you must understand certain terms which are misleading when first encountered.

There are several key terms concerning transmission of any communication between a Good and

Lawful bondservant and imperial governments when the Post Office is involved. These terms apply whether we receive process from governments or send process to governments.

Post Office functions have been converted under the provisional government to a commercial venue managed and serviced by a separate entity now known as the U.S. Postal Service. Key terms below clarify these differences if we note that Post Office Department terms used by the commercial Postal Service are given new names and redefined. The old ones still exist, but the new codes do not mention them.

The important avenue is to use non-commercial venues to avoid accepting any benefit, privilege, or opportunity.

Official terms that define the duties and powers of the Postal Service, assume that the District of Columbia is the ‘home’ point of origin. The term ‘domestic’ means; ‘about the home,’ ‘home-grown,’ etc., but, in Postal Codes, the home point to determine the meaning of domestic is the District of Columbia, and domestic mail moves between D.C., possessions and territories of the United States, Guam, Puerto Rico, Northern Marianas Islands, Virgin Islands, American Samoa, and the parts of states that are ceded, rented, leased, or under management of the ‘United States,’ as trustees in bankruptcy. Mail moving within and between points outside of the above areas is ‘non-domestic mail.’

Zip Codes are fictions that number specific ‘military districts’ but are not part of the land itself. They are used to scan mail to determine if it is domestic or non-domestic. However, since words and numbers within brackets, etc., re-define enclosed ZIP Codes as “extraneous, explanatory, and interpolated matter,”(39) the ZIP code itself, has no force and effect in law when brackets are used.

In Law, the jurisdiction of the ‘United States’ and its federal power extends no further than the Post Office. But, through the benefit of ‘free delivery’ to a P.O. Box or address, that jurisdiction is extended. With ‘free delivery’ being a war measure from 1863, it is considered a commercial benefit and is technically governed by commercia belli.(40)

Those who use addresses are converted as well, to a commercial persona.

The evidence of this is that the postage only pays for transportation of mail between Post Offices. Any delivery of post beyond the Post Office is a benefit, because its free. P.O. Boxes are a benefit because a postal clerk delivers mail, for free, to the customers ‘address.’ Fees paid for a P.O. Box are only box maintenance fees, and do not pay the postal clerks wages who delivers mail to the box.

Thus, the only Post Office function not extending a commercial benefit, privilege, or opportunity is the general post-ofice, which existed before the Federal Constitution. It is also a custom and usage of long duration, preceding the legal memory of man.

Serve It, Don’t File It !!!

We have stated over and over again, that the current legal system is one of foreign law (Martial, International/Municipal, law of War, etc.) and such courts we style as Imperial Courts. Non-statutory abatements cannot be heard in legislatively created imperial courts.

This has not prevented people from filing abatements in such courts, anyway. Because such courts cannot hear these actions, there is but one result — rejection!!!

The problem is, when the abatement is rejected, people call or write to complain. After much discussion we learn the abator filed his process in the court. When reminded that Version 1.0 of the work tells him not to do this, Alzheimer’s sets in and he doesn’t remember this (or it may have been removed from his pirated copy of the abatement package).

One more time: Serve it, Don’t File It !!!

There are many reasons, of course, why we do not file an abatement in a court. One, there is no court today that has authority to hear it. Two, the court only hears a case — after all parties are joined in an action. Three, abatements are served on one who becomes a plaintiff thereby, who is given an opportunity to respond with a better suit, if he can. But, fiduciaries of today’s imperial governments cannot respond to Non-Statutory Abatements – only those with Lawful standing can. Four, if process comes from a court, abatements are still served on the persons, i.e., the judge, prosecutor, cop, State Judicial Council, etc. (to serve the secretary of the judge is the same as serving the judge himself). Five, all Non-Statutory Abatements in this Handbook are served on people in their private capacity. Six, the abator exercises his power in God’s court when the abatement is served. He cannot file it anywhere, in any court, because no court can hear any matter still under another court’s jurisdiction.

Thus, Serve the abatement — don’t file it!!!

God’s superior court?

We stated above that the abator exercises his power in God’s court. What does this mean?

It means just what it says. When the abator serves process, the contents of the process determine what court the process is served from, which is an at-Law court. This right to exercise God’s court is also verified in Chapter 34 of the Magna Charta which says in simple terms: “No man can be deprived of his own court.”

What is the name of God’s court? The name of God’s court is the ‘superior court’ spelled in all lower case letters, i.e., without a capital ‘S’ on superior and without a capital ‘C’ on court.

But, the courts in my State are called ‘district’ courts; what do I do?

Your court is still styled a ‘superior court’ because it is superior to all others. God’s court has nothing to do with their courts. These are completely separate jurisdictions.

Serving Non-Statutory Abatement Processes

The Non-Statutory Abatement Processes is served by two or three fellow brothers in Christ. For those who are without an assembly in their area, the previous method of issuing the process on your own through Registered Mail, or by the Sheriff, can still be used, but we have found that the newest procedure is a much more effective method. For those who go through registered mail or the sheriff, our older Non-Statutory abatement must be used, not our newest updated version.

The most scripturally based way to serve the abatement is to have at least two brothers in Christ serve this abatement on the Defendants. Jesus sent his apostles out two by two, because God’s Law says in the mouth of two or three witnesses shall every word be established. If you cannot get two brothers to serve the abatement, you can get one brother and you can go along with him as a witness. If you go with him, be sure not to serve the abatement yourself, and be sure not to say a word; you are there simply as a witness. Have your brother serve the abatement and do all the talking.

We recommend serving everyone involved, including the police officer, the judge, and the prosecuting attorney. The judge may be the most difficult to serve, but all judges have a secretary. If you serve the secretary, it is just as good as serving the judge himself.

For those of you who do not have an assembly of two or three brothers to serve the abatement, you must use our older abatement with our older ways of serving the abatement. Click here to by-pass our newest abatement and go directly to our older abatement section.

Non-statutory Abatement Updates

With the completion date of the Fifth Edition of the Book of the Hundreds being uncertain and somewhat distant at this time, we have been led to present the newest update of the abatement process for those in need of it at this time.

In the continuing effort to strengthen the abatement process in its current form, which has been one of our duties here in the past six years or so, we present the following Non-statutory Abatement and Default.

What is presented hereafter is the diligent labors, in the Christ, by many Brothers and Sisters of His Body too numerous to detail here. Without their vast and continuing fellowship, exhortation, and knowledge concerning His Word and the power thereof as it relates to the abatement process, the following update would not be presented here.

It must also be said that, through their trials and tribulations related to the process of setting the record in our Fathers court for His judgment and pleasure, they have evidenced for all to see, as we all should, one way in which the running of the race to “be diligent to present thyself approved to God, a workman not ashamed, straightly cutting the word of truth” can be achieved.

To most of those that are familiar with the previous forms of it, this newest update may appear to be a “radical” change from the earlier editions. We do not consider it radical, but one further step on the long road back to the old paths where all of the Christ’s called-out ones must return, all for His purposes and for His glory; and not their own.

Various Changes from the Older Abatements

One. The first notable change is the placement of the seals and signatures. They have been moved to the top in accordance with the ancient writs which were always signed and sealed before the Law and Facts were presented. In this way, His court’s process also remains separate and distinct from the modern commercial modes which are signed after the fact. His court is always “superior court at (city or area), i.e. “at Denver,” “at Appalachia,” “at Iowa.”

Two. The process is issued through the area assembly for the purpose of “covering” the accused Brother or Sister.

Three. It is made clear to all receiving the Abatement process that it is being issued in our Master’s court, thereby avoiding any accusations of issuing “false” process. Though no one to our knowledge has ever been prosecuted for doing so, as it relates to the abatement process, their have been many statutes passed at the State level as a deterrent.

Four. All reference to “the church” has been eliminated, and replaced with the true descriptions of the Branches on His Vine, i.e., His ekklesia, the Christ’s Lawful assembly at ………………, His Lawful assembly at ……………..,etc. These have the same meaning, and are used throughout the process so that their is no misunderstanding about who the process is issued by. This also eliminates any presumption of legal personality.

Five. The process is no longer served through the mails, but is now served by two Brother’s as messengers from the area assembly. They are to also return on the Rule Day to receive an answer from the Defendants. At that same time, if there is no answer, they can serve the Default. This mode has been found to be very effective, and also eliminates any presumption of evil as to the use of the commercial “U.S. Postal Service” for serving Lawful process.

Six. The prosecuting attorney, or District Attorney, has been added to the Defendant list in all cases. This has now been found to be of utmost importance, for he or she is as much a party to the action as all of the other Defendants. We have even had confirmation in one case from the judge, stating that, “if the District Attorney had been made a Defendant and served with the process, the warrant would never have been re-issued.”

Seven. All periods (.) have been eliminated and replaced with colons (:), semi-colons (;), and commas (,) to avoid any break in the continuous spirit of thought, as is found in the original Greek texts of Scripture.

Eight. “Nom de guerre” as it relates to the Accused has been replaced with “legal fiction,” which, technically, describes a name in all capital letters. A name in all caps is also a persona designata; therefore that term has also been retained to describe the legal fiction.

Nine. “It has been written from the beginning” now precedes Scripture verses in place of “it is written” in order to make it clear to all that God’s Word is from the beginning and for everlasting, and that anything the natural man invents has no standing, even according to his own maxim of law, “first in time is first in right.”

Ten. There is no longer a “dating” of the process. All current calendars used by the natural man are in error, therefore it serves no purpose to use them, and in truth, these pagan years are not “in the year of our Lord.” Additionally, using his dating system, to some extent, allows a presumption of recognition of him and his ways, and approval of his error.

Eleven. We no longer use general delivery, but we go through the general post-office.

For those that have been led to seek others of like mind in their local area, or within a larger area, please let us know here [(818) 347-7080] and we will try to put you in contact with others that are seeking the same thing.

Additionally, for those that are led to use this process, and have any questions on its use, please call or write for fellowship any time at (818) 347-7080.

Letter of Appointment

(This Letter of Appointment is to be carried by the Brothers who are appointed as messengers to serve process for your area Lawful assembly. This Appointment is for serving the Default. The wording can be changed when serving the Abatement.)

From the Christ’s Lawful assembly at Los Angeles to all whom this matter does concern, Greetings in the Hallowed Name of our Lord and Saviour Jesus, the Christ, and ourselves;

Locus sigilii ecclesia:

Abatement

Non-Statutory Abatement
[Important Note: For those of you who are new to the abatement process, we recommend you do not skip anything in this article, but read everything very carefully. You are solely responsible for knowing and understanding all of what is said herein. We are not responsible for your loss or gain from your use of the Non-Statutory Abatement process. No hierarchy is claimed and you should never look for one. You have the Law written in Scripture, and you have your relationship to the Holy Spirit, Who will guide you to the Truth. Consult Them first before you contact us.
This work contains the newest abatement, default, and updates. This process must be served by two or three brothers in your assembly. Click here to skip our introduction and be taken directly to the newest abatement material.
For those of you who do not have an assembly of two or three brothers to serve the abatement, you must use our older abatement with our older ways of serving the abatement. Click here to go directly to the older abatement material.]

Preface
In a nutshell, a non-statutory abatement is strictly the Law of God. It is served upon those who are coming against you; those who the complaint is coming from. It’s served on them personally by the Christ’s assembly at wherever you happen to be; the Christ’s assembly meaning "For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them" (Matthew 18:20). It doesn’t have to be a Church or anything like that. And the abatement is presented as a covering for whoever the government is coming against unlawfully. However, if you’ve committed evil, as defined by God’s Law and not by man’s law (which would be contrary to God’s Law), then the abatement would not apply in your particular case, because we’re to submit to those authorities when we have committed evil.
Whatever they believe that you’re violating, which does not violate the Law of God, can be abated by serving it upon them. They have ten days to answer, and when they don’t answer then the brothers go back and serve a default upon those defendants (they become defendants when you serve the abatement).
The first abatement was done by Almighty God, when he drove out Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden, and put Cherubims and a flaming sword, to keep them away from the Tree of Life (Genesis 3:24). And that’s basically what an abatement does; it throws their action out. Our Father was the first abator, because Adam and Eve were not following His Word, they decided to partake of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Which means they decided to re-define what good and evil is, they became their own god and said, "Wow! We can be God. We now know what good and evil is. We’re going to define it in our own image and likeness because we are now god (Genesis 3:5)."
And that is really what happens when government goes beyond its duty. An abatement suspends their nuisance until they answer to the Law. The duty of a true, lawful, ordained government is to punishment evildoers, and praise them that do well (John 18:22-23, Romans 13:3-4, 1 Peter 2:14). That’s what you submit yourselves to. That’s why the governments and magistrates are in place by the Lord, to punish your evil.
When the government goes beyond that, when they start licensing everyone, you must ask, "Why are they doing that?" Anything contrary to the Law of God is really no law at all. And their law is the Law Merchant. And when the Lord has written it on your heart to repent and no longer partake of that system, and that system wants to continue to try to draw you back to them, to draw the "old man" back, then that’s where the abatement comes in. But the abatement will not be successful for anyone if they’ve not repented. Repentance is the first step, then the abatement comes.
You have to be walking in the Truth, because it is a document of Truth, it declares the Truth. And it can only declare the Truth if you’re walking in it. That’s a walk of Faith.
For those who ask about the physical origin of the non-statutory abatement, there is no origin in man’s law, that’s why it’s called a "non-statutory abatement." The abatement is a document of faith. It’s origin is in Genesis, when God abated Adam and Eve. There’s many more examples in scripture of abatement. Seek and ye shall find. As long as it’s in the Truth, it’s "origin" is irrelevant.

Introduction
The Non-Statutory Abatement process is a continually developing Work, by the Grace of our Father, by and for all of the Christ’s bondmen. We have but one goal. To compel the provisional governments de facto conducting civil affairs at the federal, state, county, and city levels, their agents (tax collectors and banks), and assigns – to keep the Law. If they do this, they will leave the God’s children alone and let them continue to live in the Peace of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus the Christ.
Contrary to the media and the press, we are not anti-government, and we are not ‘paper terrorists’ or any other kind of terrorists trying to overthrow the civil power; very simply, we seek, not to do our own will, but to do our Father’s will as did our Lord and Saviour Jesus the Christ. We know that current provisional governments exist to keep the "low and lawless forms of humanity"(1) from doing violence to all, including themselves. Thus, as Lawless as the current provisional governments are, without them there would be total anarchy.
Many people say, "the government is doing this bad thing to me," or "the government is trying to force me to do this act." But this is not true. The government doesn’t do anything to you, it’s the individual officers that are doing these things to you. That’s why we deal with those officers who come against us.
The need for an abatement usually comes about because we were partaking of the things of the world. In order for the abatement to work, we must have repented from those acts and no longer partake of those things. When the world comes against you and tries to pull you back into their system, that is when the abatement will stop that action. But if you are still partaking of their system, the abatement will not work. The abatement brings the Truth to bear upon them, and if you are not living in the Truth, the abatement will not work. This is actually a blessing! Because this aspect of the abatement prevents people from abusing it. You will be tested to see if you are who you say you are. If you’re not who you say you are, the abatement will not work. It can’t be abused this way.
The real problem has nothing to do with law, but religion, as George Washington said in his Farewell Address: "One’s god dictates the kind of law one implements and also controls the application and development of that law over time. Given enough time, all non-Christian systems of law self-destruct in a fit of tyranny."
Thus, we seek to restore the vitality and enforcement of God’s Law for all men in all ages. This means, of course, a full restoration of the customs and usages of Christians applying God’s Law, all for His Glory, to live their everyday lives. There are some who despise the Christian agenda. That is their problem, not ours.
An abatement is a recognized procedure in jurisprudence. It comes out of the English Common Law (before it was merged with commercial law), which was based upon scripture and derived from scripture; it’s basically God’s Law applied.
The Works herein are, for us, one more step in the process of restoring true Law, as we attempt to take a few more steps on a very long road back from the Dark Age of Humanism which has claimed more victims than Europe’s Black Death. The Handbooks, from modest beginnings, have sparked a new interest in local Christian government and have also provided tools to restore Lawful government at the local level, which helps bring knowledge, understanding and hope into the Christian arena.
The Non-Statutory Abatement Handbook is the first in a series of non-carnal Lawful weapons that can be used to retard the advance of Imperial powers, until members of the Christ’s assembly everywhere return to His old paths from the whence they began to err.
Our position is: "Law is better than blood – one Law for all."

Who Non-Statutory Abatements are for
Abatements are for those bondservants of Christ who are committed to pressing the Crown Rights of King Jesus and who are willing to take on the responsibilities related thereto. They are for those who are willing to throw off the ‘chains that bind them,’ known as ‘commercial activity,’ ‘benefits, privileges and opportunities from a secular world,’ and all of the attachments created thereby. Repentance in these areas is essential for a successful abatement. They must have the Christian Discernment necessary to hold off the encroachment of ‘the powers of the earth.’ The ability to do this comes only through Knowledge, Understanding, Wisdom, and Perseverance under God, and most importantly, Prayer.

Who Non-Statutory Abatements are not for
Abatements are not for those who are looking for a ‘quick fix,’ ‘silver bullet’ or ‘a magic remedy.’ Abatements are not for those who believe that a few words on a piece of paper are going to make all of their troubles go away, and then go on about their ‘business’ engaging in the activities within the private lex mercatoria of the un-Godly. Abatements are not for those who put their faith in a bank or insurance company for limited liability protection, instead of faith in God’s protection. Abatements are not for those who want a vehicle to threaten a judge with a lien, etc., or are looking for some way to get revenge because they believe they’ve been injured, for "vengeance is Mine; I will repay, saith the Lord." Abatements are not for those who believe, through the teachings of their 501(c)3 Church, that you must obey all authority, even if it be an un-Godly one that rewards evil and punishes good. Abatements are not for those who are afraid that they will be called a ‘religious nut’ when standing on the highest Law, which is God’s Law through Christ. Abatements are not for those who will cower
at the appearance of ‘an official’ telling them that they must submit to their ‘power.’ Abatements are not for those who fear the imperial powers more than they fear God.

What Non-Statutory Abatements Do
Non-Statutory Abatements respond to the vast majority of imperial powers paperwork — head on. When prepared and served properly, they’ve been very successful at stopping imperial arbitrariness, foreclosures, trespasses, suits, etc. (when the status of the abator is what the abatement says it is) — before they get started.
Abatements have the force and effect of an indictment and/or an at-Law case or suit when used against current international/martial rule courts. When the defendant doesn’t answer, and with Default properly written and served, the case becomes Res Judicata, i.e., final judgment has been made.
Abatements properly served with Default nihil dicit, constitute a public record of the defendant’s abandonment of their suit. (NiHIL DICIT: He says nothing. It is the failing of the defendant to put in a plea or answer to the plaintiff’s declaration by the day assigned; and in this case judgment is given against the defendant of course, as he says nothing why it should not. Vide 15 Vin. Ab. 556; Dane’s Ab. Index, h. t. – Bouvier’s Law Dictionary, 1856).
Abatements turn those who file imperial process against you, from plaintiffs, to defendants, who under the rules of engagement during war, must strip themselves of all stratagems, and engage in their true character.
Abatements are low in cost to write and serve, and by ending an opponents case quickly, they lower dramatically the cost of maintaining and defending against imperial powers suits. Abatements follow the Maxim of Law that, "the law looks to the end of all litigation." Contrast this with the current "law" which is: the only law
is that which comes out of the judge’s mouth. Judges have the Midas touch, i.e., what ever he touches or says becomes law because he touched or said it.
Abatements discussed, herein, have been served all over America, Canada, New Zealand and Australia, and have been used successfully against: Federal District Courts, Internal Revenue Service, Bureau of Land Management, Department of the Interior, State Tax Entities, County Agencies, Bureaus, Courts, Banks and Loan Companies, and, countless others. Note: If your status is not what the abatement purports it to be, your abatement may be ignored. That is why it is very important to eliminate the ties, such as a driver’s license, use of a Social Security Number through employment with a corporation (which receives its right to exist from the State), etc.
Sample abatements listed after the text are based on many years of experience and thousands of actions, served in every state of the union, Canada, New Zealand, and Australia, in all types of courts, jurisdictions, and venues.
More importantly, research on the abatement process has not only continued, but intensified, with a marked increase in the number of genuinely committed bondservants of Christ working on perfecting them through God’s Word. Every word, clause, phrase, and sentence in the sample abatements has been gone over with a fine-toothed comb, and if there was any doubt about using a specific word, etc., it was researched and replaced.
The capitalization of nouns, appellations, and names, has been checked and re-checked.
Maxims of Law used in sample abatements are carefully selected for maximum utility.(3)
The point of explaining this is, to caution Readers, that any changes made in abatements herein, adding or removing words and sentences to existing text, etc., is dangerous, and may likely result in a document that is worthless. There are also those non-Christians and ‘Judeo-Christians’ (Yahveh-ites and Yahshua-ites) who have removed Christ and Scripture from the abatement, and have failed every time. No Law, no foundation. ‘Private opinion, belief, or interpretation,’ and ‘denominational dogma’ are not, and never have been, recognized in Law.
Replacing the text of the appellation of Demandant, name of the Defendant, Demandant’s location for a Defendant to respond to (if he can), and Defendant’s address, dates, title of paper being abated, etc., should be the only changes necessary, in most cases.
We know, that in spite of warnings, thousands have made and will make all sorts of frivolous, unnecessary, and harmful changes in the samples, the vast majority of which will compromise the abatement’s effectiveness. We strongly caution the Reader against doing so.

Faith in God Works
The old adage that "faint heart ne’er won fair maid," can be re-worded as "lack of faith can cut your own throat in Law." Once, a man back east served a Non-Statutory Abatement to stop a foreclosure, one of the first such abatements ever done. It successfully stopped the banks foreclosure for six months. Then, the bank began sending nasty letters, making threats, etc. Instead of sticking to the abatement, he got involved in Leroy Schweitzer’s Bank Warrant game, shammed his abatement and lost everything, and the man’s position was now worse than before. It’s sad that he never stopped to ask whether or not the Warrants were the godly thing to do.
Faith in God’s Law kept the wolf from the door in this man’s case. Bank Warrants did not just re-open the door to foreclosure, it smashed the door, utterly.
What is so shocking is that men and women of otherwise good will have involved themselves in a very dangerous game that is utterly contrary to God’s Law, and they still call themselves Christians. "What communion hath light with darkness?" In other words, walking with Mercury, i.e., "commerce," and walking with God at the same time are an impossibility, for "No man can serve two masters." We do not recommend anyone playing with Satan’s instruments such as Bank Warrants, Bills of Particulars or Liens, no matter how great the temptation. Doubting God’s Fidelity to his Word is equivalent to calling God a liar.

Non-Statutory Abatements:
What They Are, and What They Were Never Meant To Be!
[An amended Article written in July of 1996 for Issue the Seventh of The Christian Jural Society News]
In a recent case up north in Oregon, a ‘person’ used an abatement and went to jail.
In another case, a ‘person’ in Louisiana used the abatement after appearing in court and complained bitterly when it failed.
And, one of those ‘abatement gurus’ who plagiarized and ‘improved’ our first abatement package, saw to it that ‘his people’ shammed their abatement when they tried to use his ‘new and improved process.’
Do I have your attention yet???
From the moment I released the Non-Statutory Abatement process in January of 1995, there has been a concerted effort by some in the ‘patriot movement’ to discredit the process for one reason or another, none of which has damaged the process, but instead, has damaged these so-called ‘experts in common law’ and their unsuspecting victims.
These so-called ‘patriots’ not only have their own special ‘insight’ into how the process should be done, but have acquired ‘pirated’ material of the first abatement package and are selling it at sometimes exorbitant prices and leaving my phone number in it, so that I get all of the questions. In one case, an ex-bar attorney charged a man $7,800, called him a ‘sentient human being’ (meaning, a conscious animal) in the abatement and the man ended up losing his house over it.
These tactics are nothing new in the law reform movement, which is one reason for the movements’ tarnished name. These people are, in some cases, more corrupt than the ‘government’ they say needs to be reformed. The Scriptural injunction at Matthew 7:3 concerning the mote in another’s eye is apropos here.
Examples of the abuse of the process are: removing all references to Christ from the abatement; telling people to use such un-Godly cites as the U.C.C., Title 42, Title 4, etc., which is private commercial statute law, in a Non-Statutory instrument; telling people to file the process into a court instead of serving it on a defendant personally; telling people to send the abatement Certified mail instead of Registered, thereby injecting it into a commercial venue; telling people to call themselves Respondent instead of Demandant; telling people that it’s not necessary to serve the default if you don’t hear from the Defendant; and finally, promoting the idea that one can use the abatement to threaten judges and I.R.S. agents.
I have the following to say about the above catalogue of abuses:
One. The abatement works when it uses the highest possible Law, which is God’s Law. Removing Christ from the abatement reduces it to a form of law that can be easily dispensed with. [Replacing God and Jesus the Christ, with Yahweh and Yahshua, will sham the abatement because of the custom and usage of Christian nations using the former designations, even though they have the same spiritual meaning].
Two. Using statutory cites in a Non-Statutory Abatement process guarantees that the abatement will be ignored.
Three. If you file, instead of serve the process, you lose your court and are asking the un-Godly to decide against you.
Four. If you serve the abatement by Certified instead of Registered Mail, it will not have a chain of recorded custody in the process and you will be ignored, unless the court or agency is just as ignorant as one who uses Certified Mail. Certified Mail is also a commercial war measure instrument begun during Lincoln’s War.
Five. Calling yourself a Respondent is an equity term and you are looked at in their law as a fictional persona. The parties will be cast with the wrong standing if this is done and guess who will lose in the conflict.
Six. Serving the Default and making Public Notice of same is absolutely essential.
Seven. Not being located at an ‘address’ is absolutely essential to have a successful abatement.
Eight. Using any form of process to threaten anyone, constitutes attempted extortion in all forms of law.
This last tactic has resulted in at least one arrest for threatening a judicial officer to date. This is precisely why the woman in Oregon who made the threat of filing a commercial lien on a judge for $10,000,000 if he did not obey her abatement, was ignored and went to jail.
The man in Louisiana, while he was complaining, revealed that all the while he was trying to use abatements, he had two other cases going in the same court and had an attorney as well. One cannot render unto Caesar and unto God at the same time. Remember, there’s always a rusty nail in the top of the fence for those who think they can ride both sides of it.
And, in the series of cases that were lost, mentioned above, it seems that the abatement package that was used had been ‘improved’ by an Ohio Title 42 ‘guru’ and his ‘business’ partner. Apparently their Title 42 business was not doing as well as they would like and thus, one week after learning about abatements at one of our seminars, they were ‘experts’ and began doing seminars with the ‘new and improved’ statutory abatement. There is other such nonsense going on in other areas of the country as well. These problems will work themselves out in the end.
When a Non-Statutory Abatement is commercially improved, it becomes a statutory abatement, which, of course, has no force and effect anywhere, not even in Fantasyland at Disneyland or with Alice in Wonderland.
Those who have Title 42 ‘businesses’ [or pro se  'businesses'] and spend their lives encouraging people to ‘hang ’em in court,’ have a commercial twist in mind that once was very profitable. Losses in court [and the advent of the Non-Statutory Abatement process], however, have a tendency to depress one’s stock in such commercial ventures.
Therefore, it is not surprising that the commercially oriented types will never be successful with an instrument such as a Non-Statutory Abatement, which is Christ-based, simple to understand when accompanied with diligent study and Discernment, and non-commercial.
Those who inject their own ‘ideas’ of law, based as they are on absolutely no Lawful Authority, actually believe that the court cannot tell the difference. It is so obvious in most cases that even those who are public ‘drool’ graduates with no prior experience in law can see when the abatement changes its character from a Godly one — to an un-Godly and Lawless one. Looking at the secular statutory system, it can be likened to a first-year law student attempting to write a Supreme Court decision. Ludicrous!
The point is this: When one varies from certain pre-set guidelines established through long-standing usage and custom, one not only appears ignorant of the Law, but at the same time, shams their abatement.
Therefore, just as the literati of man’s law know the difference in style between John Doe and John Jay, so do the courts recognize when a ‘sentient common law sovereign citizen human being person’ injects its convoluted diatribe into the Abatement, thereby evidencing a conflict of law within itself.
Some will read this article who may feel that I’m expressing a certain type of arrogance in what I’ve written above. Let them believe what they will, or in other words, let the blind lead the blind or let the dead bury the dead. The truth is, The Christ’s assembly were developing and using the Abatements a year before we released it to the country. We did the original research and writ writing — from the authoritative sources. Others have done the plagiarizing, and mutilation.
This abuse and the deliberate moves to discredit the abatement process by some has come to the point where it is time for us to speak out against all of those who engage in such tactics and then call, write, or fax us, with the problems that result.
Now that I’ve vented my spleen, so to speak, I’ll go through the basic guidelines, once again.

What Abatements Are
One. In Lawful courts, a Non-Statutory Abatement is a dilatory plea that acts to delay a plaintiff’s action until certain errors in plaintiffs process are corrected. In this sense, it acts to improve plaintiff’s process.
In military/commercial law courts, when the abatement is properly written and served, it comes to the court from a higher Law that the defendants cannot answer because they are bound by the Rules of Pleading in Codes, ordinances, rules, and regulations — and not Law.
Thus, because all parties to the action must stand at the same level, i.e., have the same standing in the same law, and since the martial law courts have an inferior standing relative to Lawful instruments of any kind — abatements act as an effective bar against un-Lawful process.
Therefore, they always go to default — if one serves the Default soon after the Rule Day, i.e., the day on which the abatement goes to Default.
Two. The abatements were developed quietly for more than a year before they were released and we have continually refined the statements of Law therein, to the point where, the early abatement package is comparatively antiquated as far as the substance and quality of its content is concerned.
Three. The single most important factor in the success of the abatements has been the standing of the abater, i.e., the one who serves the abatement.
One must be living in Truth in order to have the standing in Law to bring a Non-Statutory Abatement to bear on a case.
Keeping a street or P.O. box number while trying to issue an abatement is fatal — always.
Four. The only law superior to the existing martial law powers, that is still readily accessible to bondservants of Christ, is God’s Law, found in Christ and the holy scriptures.
Only by genuinely acting in the mode and character of a bondservant of Christ can one consistently bring Non-Statutory Abatements to bear against martial law courts, who have only a form of law.
One who is not a bondservant of Christ, or who professes to be one but believes they live under grace and not under Law, and does not act in the mode and character of a bondservant of Christ, i.e., follows the Law of God, will have the same standing as the courts, who see them as mere human beings, persons, individuals, etc., without Law and who are subject to every whim of the reasonable judge’s fancy.
Five. Serving, not filing an abatement is essential, because that which is filed in the court is presumed to be an answer upon which the court may rule, thereby surrendering jurisdiction.
Since the court cannot hear Lawful process, it must rule against a filed abatement because it imports a Law foreign to the court, which the court by Rule, must deny and set aside.
Serving an abatement starts another action, a counter suit, if you will, which a court or martial law defendant has no standing to answer when the abatement is properly written and served by a bondservant of Christ. It remains in a godly venue across the board. Any deviation from these criteria simply shams the abatement.
Six. Any direct contact with a court by any other means such as: making an appearance; filing other process before an abatement; hiring an attorney; serving a court clerk (who will file the abatement into the court); posting bail or, signing an O.R. (release on your Own Recognizance); being arrested and making an admission or confession of information that will confirm the court’s jurisdiction; making an appearance in an administrative hearing or answering a summons; where there is a damaged victim; or, if one as a matter of public record is the owner or employee of a corporation; renders the abatement of no effect.
The abatement is thus, the very first response a bondservant of Christ makes against processes of martial law courts, their agents or assigns, administrative agencies, banks, etc.
Do not respond to a letter with another letter. Respond in Law with a Non-Statutory Abatement.
Seven. Abatement is the proper response to a court or agency by any godly Woman under Coverture; i.e., when under the covering of her husband, father, brother in Christ, or the Christ’s assembly, in accordance with Scripture.
The first abatement served in this case abates the process improperly brought against a godly Woman under covering. Such an abatement is always issued by the bondman of Christ sitting as the woman’s covering, for purposes of Law.

What They Were Never Meant To Be
One. Abatements are not, never have been, and never will be a ‘silver bullet’, as some commercial promoters have claimed. They are for Christian preservation in cases where the abator is a bondservant of Christ living according to God’s Law, for His Glory, to edify His assembly in every part of their being, and have not rendered damage to an innocent victim and are not rendering unto Caesar, i.e., not wasting God’s inheritance by engaging in the ways of the Law Merchant by selling insurance, speculating in fictional commodities such as real estate, stocks and bonds, selling to the public-at-large, ’employment’ by a Corporation, which gets its right to exist from the State, and other such commercial depravity.
Two. Abatements are not, never have been, and never will be used successfully by those who choose to live contrary to Scripture, by accepting benefits from a government that has deliberately chosen to operate under the humanist religion. Such benefits include receiving ‘free delivery’ of mail to one’s home, office or P.O. Box; taking a license from the State to pursue the calling or exercising the duty for which he or she was given by Almighty God; receiving tax exemptions from entities never having the standing to tax anyone in the first place; accepting the conveniences and benefits of a government banking system or protection of an insurance company and other such activities that are contrary to Scripture.
Three. Abatements are not, never have been and never will be used successfully for one who has given jurisdiction to the court or agency by ‘appearing’ for them and accepting counsel and judgment from them. Accepting counsel and judgment from the un-Godly is un-Godly.
In closing, I will say this. The sooner all bondservants of Christ break these commercial contacts and disengage from the lex mercatoria, the sooner We will understand what True government really is. Living by God’s Law preserves a people; living by man’s laws destroys a people.

The General Guidelines
Non-Statutory Abatements take their name from the fact that the process exists and can be written — not because of any statute passed by some legislature — but by virtue of its customary usage arising out of God’s Law. The authority for its use, therefore, does not require any legislature’s stamp of approval.
As to the nature of an abatement, Shipman says:
There are certain preliminary objections to the maintenance of the suit, which do not attack the
core or merits of the plaintiff’s case. These formal defects are waived, unless they are raised by the defendant at the first opportunity. These were known in common law pleading as matters of abatement and suspension, and were raised by the so-called "dilatory pleas," since they tend merely to delay or put off the particular suit, by questioning the method in which it is pursued, rather than by disputing the very cause of the suit or right to relief in proper form. Dilatory pleas are to the jurisdiction of the court, alleging that it has no cognizance of the subject-matter; to the disability of the plaintiff, by reason of which he is incapable to commence or continue the suit, …(4)
Thus, the only facts stated in an abatement are the facts of defects in plaintiff’s initial process (the very first piece of paperwork sent to you), along with plaintiff’s inability to bring a suit.
In Lawful dealings (not under The Laws of War), a Non-Statutory Abatement suspends a suit until a plaintiff can correct errors in his original process. If errors are corrected in a response to the abatement, plaintiff’s suit continues. This is why a Non-Statutory Abatement is called a dilatory plea, because it acts to delay proceedings of a plaintiff’s suit, but does not prevent the plaintiff from correcting his errors, and continuing his suit.
Note that the abatement only deals with the facts concerning the process itself, not the plaintiff’s argument or the core issue or merits of plaintiff’s case. Does the plaintiff have standing to bring the suit?; has he misnamed the defendant?; and other facts that have nothing to do with the core issues.
When the defendant (you) in the plaintiff’s suit (administrative agency, bank, etc.) responds with a Non-Statutory Abatement, you the defendant, become the Demandant, not another plaintiff, and the plaintiff who filed the original suit becomes the Defendant in a new action, which is the Non-Statutory Abatement.
If, for whatever reason, the Defendant in the Abatement cannot correct the errors in his process or suit, he cannot pursue his original case ‘in Law,’ and the Abatement is said "to lie" against the Defendant (originally the plaintiff who brought the first action).
‘Marks’ are statements in the Abatement that list the fatal errors in the original plaintiff’s suit or process, which the Abatement Defendant must correct if he wishes to continue his original suit.
Other fatal errors that may be stated in the ‘marks’ besides misnomer, are; misjoinder of causes of action, misjoinder, and misjoinder of parties.(5)
But, when proper Non-Statutory Abatements are issued against imperial powers, they have the effect of process at-Law and:
Suspend all proceedings in a suit, from the want of proper parties capable of proceeding therein.(6)
The ‘want of proper parties’ means that someone filed a suit who had no standing to file such a suit in the first place. Thus, it is impossible for someone to file a suit in one jurisdiction to try and reach a purported defendant in another jurisdiction.
One in a superior position cannot be sued by one in an inferior position in Law. Thus, parties under emergency powers, The Law of War, International and Municipal Law, have no standing in Law and thus cannot answer Non-Statutory Abatements from bondservants of Christ, who in fact, act in the mode and character of a bondservant of Christ. The courts recognize the existence and power of God’s Law, but can do nothing about it because God’s Law is the highest jurisdiction there is, and military law is the lowest.
The Rule is; those under The Law of War cannot answer processes at Law.

Plea Out of Bar
A plea in abatement is not a plea in bar, but out of bar. That is, a court cannot hear and judge matters that have not yet come under a court’s authority. For cases to come under court authority, all preliminary matters, such as errors in the original process, (marked in the abatement) must have been resolved, or the plaintiff has failed to properly bring his case to you or the court.
In fact, there is no case and nothing for the court to hear. The case exists in the first place, because someone (plaintiff) serves process on someone else. But, a plaintiff cannot put a case in bar, unless his process complies with court rules, the first of which is, plaintiff’s process must have no errors in it. Errors constitute defective process and are sufficient cause for a purported defendant to issue an abatement.
Since abatements are pleas out of bar, courts cannot hear argument on a case, unless some act of the respondent brings him in bar and makes him a defendant, i.e., by not answering plaintiff’s process, by demurring, or by otherwise conceding jurisdiction to the court to hear the matter.
In contrast to the above, consider a situation where one works, is mustered into, or employed by imperial powers, i.e., "effectively connected in a trade or business with the United States."
First, the law says it is a privilege to work for civil governments.
Second, all privileges granted by civil government are taxable.
Thus, it is likely that a Non-Statutory Abatement will not lie against process issued by imperial governments to seize wages and salaries paid by them, unless the entity who files the process to seize, is utterly incompetent. Then, abatement may be successful, but don’t expect it to be.
Differences between a ‘persona'(7) created by Imperial governments and the bondservant of Christ Man or Woman, are important and determine when the abatement will, or will not, lie — if the Christian Man or Woman is not otherwise working for the government or a State approved corporation..
State granted, imperial privileges, via licenses (a token of the persona) differ from the prerogatives held by a king, i.e., the bondservant of Christ who has the prerogatives (jussus and immunitas) of the King of King. The Maxim of Law is:
Domus sua cuique est tutissimum Refugium — Every man’s house is his castle.(8)
If a government entity, however, comes after one on the Membership Roll of a Registered Church (a 501(c)(3) not-for-profit State sponsored corporation), or if you have a Trust of any kind that is being attacked,
both are statutory and thus, cannot resist seizures, and abatements may not lie. Other examples are: private employment contracts, independent contractors;(9) employees of Departments of Motor Vehicles; and, others ‘privileged’ to be a fiduciary (employee, agent, trustee, actor, representative) of an Imperial power, are subject and the abatement probably won’t lie.
Scripture has something to say on these points:
Render therefore, unto Cæsar the things which are Cæsar’s; and unto God the things that are God’s.(10)
This verse applies especially to the resurrected Roman Imperial law that now rules current provisional governments.
It also relates to the money question, in that bank loans, bank checks, bills of credit, etc., are fictitious debt instruments created by imperial governments with no value or substance, while dollars specie (pre-1964 silver coin), have value and substance, and are Scripturally Lawful. If Cæsar permits issuance of these debt instruments, he has jurisdiction (imperium) over their use. But, if bondservants of Christ deal only in dollars in silver, Cæsar is dead – long live Christ Our King.
The Imperial powers do not want to open the money issue and the question of the bankruptcy of the United States and all its agents (the States, banks, etc.) in any court. Remember: Imperial privileges created can also be abolished, destroyed, or taxed, by their Imperial creator.

On Appearance
There is much discussion in the law reform movement on the type of appearance one can make in court without granting jurisdiction. The consensus is, by special appearance only. But, do such appearances accomplish the desired result?
An appearance is any act or proceeding by which a defendant places himself before the court, in order to participate in an action:
Personal jurisdiction or power to render a judgment in personam may be acquired either by personal service of summons or by appearance. If a defendant or his attorney does any act with reference
to the defense of the action, he is held to submit himself to the authority of the court and all defects in service of process are thereby cured.(11)
The modern law does not seek to compel appearance, but if the defendant is properly served and neglects to appear and plead, the court will render judgment against him for default of appearance. Inasmuch as the default constitutes an admission of the cause of action set forth in the declaration, all that the plaintiff has to prove is his damages.(12)
Special appearances are only for the purpose of determining if a court has jurisdiction or not. But, if a court, or, its principal, has a money interest in a case, the court almost always decides in its own favor. Motions to courts grant jurisdiction to hear the motion, even through a special appearance.
If one appears and answers ‘here’ when his name is called, he grants jurisdiction to a court over a persona which you, the bondservant of Christ of substance has become ‘surety’ for. Saying ‘here’ means the bondservant is present and ready to defend, and becomes the surety for the persona. The bondservant has waived all of his Rights, including his God given Duty to abate the process.
The problem is, the bondservant pays the fine and does the time, not a persona, because the bondservant, as surety, applied for the benefit, privilege, or opportunity that created the persona.
The bondservant has the ‘benefit of discussion’ in the court concerning a persona, but no prerogative to use his Master’s Law, because he waived his Rights when he answered for a persona without first correcting plaintiff’s process by abatement. The bondservant appeared and perfected the errors in plaintiff’s process by confirming he is the persona, and that the plaintiff has standing to bring the suit. From that point on, only the law of the persona can be used. All of the above also applies to all administrative agencies (I.R.S., etc).
The ‘benefit of discussion,’ is:
A proceeding, at the instance of a surety, by which the creditor is obliged to exhaust the property of the principal debtor, towards the satisfaction of the debt, before having recourse to the surety; and this right of the surety is termed the ‘benefit of discussion.'(13)
Note: one has a ‘benefit’ of discussion, not a ‘right’ of discussion. In another work, there is an excellent article of the related idea of "pledge."(14)
Never, never, confuse the difference between the flesh and blood Man and the fictional persona. The persona is the principal debtor and the flesh and blood Man or Woman is he or she who stands in as the surety for that persona resulting from an improper answer.
The flesh and blood bondservant of Christ is never the same as the persona. The Man is created by God. The persona is created by man as a means of getting to the bondservant. The bondservant is a Man of substance, while the persona is a ‘person’ of fiction indicated by one or more numbers, i.e., a driver’s license, a ‘birth date,’ Social Security number, Tax I.D. number, home address number, etc.
They are never the same and neither can use the law of the other, because both are bound by the law of their creators. bondservants have a relationship to God through Christ’s sacrifice and resurrection. When a ‘human’ becomes a bondservant, his godly name is written in the Lamb’s Book of Life which is a Christian name known only to God. The Covenant requires the bondservant to abide by God’s Law, not the man-made law of the imperial persona.
The law of persona clouds a bondservant’s relationship to God and interferes with his duty to obey God. Imperial powers create a persona to give an appearance of Lawful process to justify trespass on the bondservant’s liberties, through the imposition of a persona created by novation. Because the bondservant and a persona are under different law, there is a conflict of laws that are mutually exclusive ultimates, i.e., each mutually excludes the other. This is the ultimate conflict of laws.
To illustrate by analogy, God looks at the bondservant through Christ and sees one whose sins are ‘white as snow.’ An imperial powers agent or judge looks through the Codes at the persona and sees one who is as black as the pit, because the agent or judge is blinded to the existence of the bondservant, for even if he could see him, he could not hear the testimony within his secular administration world.
The ‘law’ of persona is never Law because it is directly contrary to God’s Law and. It is based on the Law of War, and is spawned by the god of war (Mars), while the Law of The One True God is based on Himself and is the Law of Peace and Safety. Thus, the maxim:
The Law of God and the Law of the Land are all one; and both preserve and favor the common good of the land.(15)
By way of contrast, the maxims of the law of War are clearly opposed to all true Law:
Silent leges inter armas — the laws are silent amidst arms.(16)
Thus, under the laws of War – statutory and constitutional laws are silent. They become directory only. In short, the laws become arbitrary and capricious under the discretion of the judge.
In 1628, a Petition of Right by Sir Edward Coke was issued against Charles I that stopped martial law in England and America. The relevant passage in the Petition is:
And also sundry grievous offenders by colour thereof, claiming an exemption, have escaped the punishments due to them by the laws and statutes of this your realm, by reason that divers of your officers and ministers of justice have unjustly refused, or forborne to proceed against such offenders according to the same laws and statutes, upon pretense that the said offenders were punishable by martial law, and by authority of such commissions as aforesaid, which commissions, and all other of like nature, are wholly and directly contrary to the said laws and statutes of this your realm.(17)
The bottom line is, one cannot claim a king’s prerogatives or sovereignty, without being an heir or son of the King of Kings, Christ Jesus:
The Spirit Itself beareth witness with our spirit, that we are the children of God: And if children, then heirs; heirs of God and joint-heirs with Christ;…(18)
Perhaps now we see why imperial powers create the fictitious persona, with fictitious alter egos, i.e., persons, residents, individuals, human beings, natural persons, etc.,(19) because they have no power over bondservants whose Law they follow is God’s Law. The Roman imperial power extends only to what it creates, the persona, not to the bondservant of Christ.
God’s Law and man’s law are opposed at every point in Creation. God is no respecter of persons, (20) but man is, and his law reflects it, as seen above. Man knows he has no right of dominion over other men, but he nevertheless seeks to gain it, by creating the persona, known only by the nom de guerre.(21)
The bondservant cannot control what the Imperial powers do with his name. But, he can control the way he responds to a persona’s nom de guerre. The spelling makes all the difference between the real, substantive bondservant, and the fictitious vacuum that is a persona, which, so long as it exists, is the means whereby the bondservant’s life, liberty and property are raped, plundered, and pillaged, by Lawless and greedy little men.
We now know why names on Court Dockets (from which one’s name is read) and names on imperial process, licences, etc., are spelled in all capital letters, and why such names are called a nom de guerre (war name), which is specific evidence of the existence of a fictitious persona ‘for their purposes.’ Arguing jurisdiction is a fait accompli and utterly irrelevant if you’ve already answered for the persona.
One may think this is ‘fraud,’ but all names are spelled this way on all imperial process and on the Docket sheet posted outside the door of courts – where all the world can see it. If one fails to note that his name is not spelled according to the Rules of English, that the true Christian name is not on the process, they have no one to blame but themselves. A name spelled in any way other than in the proper Christian form is an error.
The persona has no power to answer defective imperial process. It has no hands to write a response and no voice, because, as the creation of an imperial power it is an absolute fiction, created ex nihilo, out of nothing. And, there is nothing that can qualify as a contract to tell you when and how the persona is created, it is always assumed.
The Maxim of Law is:
Fictions arise from the law, and not law from fictions.
But, if the ‘defendant’ fails to ‘appear’ or answer the process, the courts will issue default judgment against the persona anyway, because the surety – the flesh and blood Man – failed to come to court and answer for the fictional debtor. Thus, if a bondservant wants to stay out of jail, keep his liberty, and property, he must respond to the process and inform the court of the errors that are always there.
With abatements, one responds without ‘appearing’ and process is not perfected on the persona. The bondservant is severed from the persona by the abatement, which is the only response that answers imperial process and stops default judgment against him, provided he has not traversed his case by writing something stupid in the abatement (like UCC codes).
This may be difficult for some to swallow, but in more than two hundred years of Supreme Court decisions from the Runkle case (1799) to the present, it is stated that the Laws of the nation presuppose Christianity — upon which they depend. Non-Statutory Abatements are therefore, a specifically Christian remedy. When a non-Christian asks whether they may use Christian premises in an abatement, we must reply with the Maxim of Law:
No man warring for God should be troubled by secular business.
To continue, once an abatement is served, any type of ‘personal’ appearance (including answering to the persona) nullifies the abatement.
It’s nerve-racking when one serves an abatement against imperial powers and one’s court date passes without his making an appearance. But, trust in God, the abatement will not be answered properly and will go to Default. Then, one serves default against Defendant and the matter becomes Res Judicata, i.e., final judgment has been made. Imperial process goes to default for the same reasons that the imperial court will grant default judgment if one fails to appear and answer an imperial plaintiff’s process. (See, "Response Tactics," below).
The truth is, no man, godly or otherwise, belongs in imperial powers courts. These courts may distinguish, but we must not. As the Scripture says:
One law shall be to him that is home born, and unto the stranger, that sojourneth among you.
Imperial government’s rule is: "The presence of the body cures the error in the name."

The Rules of English
A major problem created by imperial schools, posing as ‘public schools,’ that directly impacts on one’s understanding of Law is, the failure to teach The Rules of English Grammar. For example, what words are capitalized and when. This difference alone has major significance in Law. But, imperial schools are only half the problem.
The American people abuse the English language as if it were a right. In Law, this is deadly, because it can put a defendant or plaintiff in jail without ever knowing why. We strongly recommend to Readers that they acquire and study a handbook on The Rules of English Grammar, and make it part of their life’s work to put these Rules into effect – daily. We recommend the older works on Grammar, for obvious reasons.
Nouns name persons, places, or things. General nouns denoting a class of persons, places, or things, are never capitalized. If we mean a specific person, place, or thing, only the first letter is capitalized. Thus, the noun ‘state'(22) and ‘State'(23) are different words denoting two entirely different things. The former (state) is general and used at Law, while the latter (State) is specific and denotes a created entity, i.e., a fictional res, i.e., a thing in commerce.
In today’s courts, persons, places, things, and entire court processes, are always written in all capital letters, a clear violation of The Rules of English. But, this is done to fully inform defendants and plaintiffs of the type of court that will hear the case. It says, clearly, that a court is sitting to hear matters in controversy – between personæ, or, a res and personæ in commerce, and thereby full disclosure is given to all.
Today’s courts cannot deal with real people, places, and things, i.e., substance, because being bound by International law, the lex mercatoria, and The law of War, such courts can only deal with fictional personæ. Thus, all parties agree to be named, and do appear by fictitious names, spelled in all capital letters or with a middle initial, i.e., a nom de guerre (war name).
An example of a war name is, JOHN DAVID SMITH or John D. Smith. Under the Rules of English, the Christian name is spelled John David, and the family name, Smith. Because all corporations, like the persona, are also fictions of law, their names are spelled in all capitals as well. Thus, if I.B.M. is a party to an action, its name is written; INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS MACHINES, INC. on the court’s Docket, and in all court and administrative process.
Initials or abbreviations of a name, are "no name at all,"(24) and their use creates another fiction. Government administrative documents commonly make no provision in their forms for one to write out his or her middle name. This is a deliberate form of entrapment. This is the practice on all I.R.S. forms that only allow space for or only request the middle initial. Under the laws of War, they can only ask for the fiction. The Maxim of Law is:
An alien enemy cannot maintain an action during the war in his own name.(25)
When preparing the Non-Statutory Abatement, you style any Defendant from an emergency powers court in all capitals, or initials, such as THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE, or the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, as it appears on the abandoned paper that you are abating.
Spell out all numerals or numbers in abatements, i.e., The Year of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus, the Christ, Nineteen hundred and Ninety-eight. Numbers are fictions in numerical form and have no substance.
The ‘fictional’ numbers that appear on the abandoned paper (i.e. 1/15/98) are not to be spelled out.
Next, is the use of parenthesis, brackets, curly braces, and boxes. All information contained therein is classed as; "extraneous, explanatory, and interpolated matter, with no force and effect in law."(26) Therefore, never ‘interpolate’ any statements in the abatement.
Any name not correctly and fully spelled out is a misnomer, literally, mis-named, and is a solid plea in abatement. In most Non-Statutory Abatements there is some reference to the misnomer. When raising misnomer, however, state only the facts that lead a court to conclude a misnomer has been used. Let the court come to its own conclusion.
If your name is a single letter and not a full name, make sure you do not put a period after the single letter
name, because it says that one of your names is abbreviated and is thus a fictitious persona. To save yourself the pains of being mis-interpreted, one might want to adopt a fully spelled name to replace a single letter name.
The above is only a summary of the relationship of English usage and the Law.
The Rule is; Know the English language and use it like a weapon in Law.

What’s in a Word?
If one makes a careful study of the way in which imperial power’s word their paperwork, letters, and process, one will find a very deceitful use of certain words and phrases, all of which are designed to compel one to make a ‘voluntary appearance.’ And, since all appearances are voluntary, the words must carry the maximum impact, yet not cross over the line so as to violate the Rules of Imperial Process. Thus, one may see phrases such as "You must appear at … blah, blah, … at such a date and time, … blah, blah."
Has this sentence violated the Imperial Rules of Process? Answer: No.
The reason: In man’s law, ‘must’ means ‘may.'(27) What’s really being said is, "We invite you to appear …," because your appearance must be voluntary. Such phrases are designed to strike fear into the heart of a purported defendant and provoke a knee-jerk reaction that means the he loses!
Other words and phrases using the same kind of deceit are: "Notice of…," "Notice to Appear," "Notice of Lien/Levy," "Notice to Remove," "Notice of Warrant," "Notice of Trespass," "Order to Show Cause," "Order and Demand," and "IT IS SO ORDERED." From what we have all learned from the above, we now know that the phrase "IT IS SO ORDERED," because written in all caps, is unintelligible in English, and is thus abatable.

Letters from the provisional Government
It is common for all branches of current provisional government to send letters to people they are setting up for fleecing. The purpose of letters is not to inform you, but to inform them as to how much you know, or don’t know, about Law.
People normally respond to letters, with more letters. But letters, as such, have no force and effect in Law. Thus, when you respond to a letter, with another letter, this tells whoever sent you the letter that you know nothing about Law and that you can probably be pressured to roll over and pay without any further trouble on the government’s part. The letter is, therefore, merely a device used by administrative agencies to collect revenues without the bother of issuing process and going to court.
The problem is, this tactic joins you to an action without knowing it.
The I.R.S. uses this tactic, very effectively. Threatening letters making outrageous demands for taxes you probably don’t owe, are typical. Your knee-jerk reaction is, respond with a letter asking all kinds of questions that the I.R.S. could care less about. The point of the outrageous letter and demands is, to provoke a response from you, get you to appear, or make a call to the I.R.S., in which they will apply more heat to force one to roll over. The I.R.S. doesn’t care whether you’ve properly paid "your fair share"; they want more. The object is to compel you to submit to an increase in your voluntary assessments, rather than fight them. The letters are thus, a tactic using fear and intimidation to expose your ignorance of Law.
Remember; most I.R.S. agents are sub-contractors and work on commissions from seized property.
Often, the news media blasts you with stories of how the very wealthy are put in jail by the I.R.S. or have to pay huge fines and penalties for not filing, or filing in error.
But, it doesn’t matter who sends you a letter: do not respond with another letter!!! Respond with Lawful process, i.e., a Non-Statutory Abatement. Their letter may have no force and effect in Law, but the abatement will. Usually, they just go away and you will hear no more from them, unless you change your status, i.e., begin again with home mail delivery, working for a company or corporation, resume a bank account, etc.
The Rule is, respond to all letters from any government agency with Lawful process.

Response Tactics of Imperial Powers
Since, under International/Municipal law, "deceit" is legal,(28) one must expect that all federal, state, county, city, and local imperial government officers and agents will use it to get what they want, which is, to compel the bondservant of Christ to answer for the persona and "voluntarily comply."
Tactics used by imperial powers to get ‘voluntary compliance,’ would be a joke if the end result was not so vicious. They will lie, cheat, destroy evidence, and create evidence where it never existed. Thus, there is a wide variety of tactics of response used by all government officers and agents to try to get someone who has served a Non-Statutory Abatement to respond in such a way as to nullify or circumvent the effect of the abatement. They cannot, in Law, set aside the abatement. They must deceive you, the abator, in order to force you to sham the abatement. Then they will re-issue a demand, bench warrant, or whatever, and proceed as if the abatement had never existed in the first place.
In the examples of Response Tactics that follow, we assume that some form of government sends you something. It could be a letter from the I.R.S., a Notice to Appear on a traffic ticket, a demand from the local Fire Department to cut your grass, a building code violation, or almost anything else. And, we assume you have properly responded to such forms of communication by serving an abatement and when the government agent did not respond, you served, after the lapse of ten days (not counting Sundays and Holy Days) a Default Judgment against them.
The ten days is taken from scripture (1 Samuel 25:38, Jeremiah 42:6-9, Daniel 1:12-16, Acts 25:6, Revelation 2:10).
Example One.(29)
A Sheriff Deputy shows up at your house with a warrant in his hand. Of course, the warrant will not be a genuine warrant with affidavit attached, court seal, or a judge’s signature in real ink.
It is important to note here that you should never open your door to anyone unless you are expecting a friend. Opening the door is an invitation, and you lose all asylum ‘of the castle’ when you do so:
"The maxim that ‘a man’s house is his castle’ does not protect a man’s house as his property or imply that, as such, he has a right to defend it by extreme means. The sense in which the house has a peculiar immunity is that it is sacred for the protection of the man’s person. A trespass upon his property is not a justification for killing the trespasser. It is a man’s house, barred and inclosing his person, that is his castle. The lot of ground on which it stands has no such sanctity. When a man opens his door and puts himself partly outside of it, he relinquishes the protection which, remaining within and behind closed doors, it would have afforded him.(30)
When you don’t respond to a knock on the door, the door cannot be broken down unless there is some sort of resistance sensed by those knocking. This is why you must stay completely silent:
Breaking doors or windows for entry or exit.
The officer may break open any inner or outer door or window of a house, or any part of a house, or anything therein, to execute a search warrant, if, after notice of his authority and purpose, he is refused admittance or when necessary to liberate himself or a person aiding him in the execution of the warrant.(31)
There is considerable authority to the effect that use of subterfuge to gain entrance to arrest or search is not improper. Of course, if "breaking" is involved, it is necessary for the officers to announce their authority and purpose in demanding entrance. Where a Federal agent, armed with a valid arrest warrant, gained entrance to the defendant’s apartment by stating he was an agent from the County Assessor’s Office, the Court held the entrance lawful, stating: "There is no constitutional mandate forbidding the use of a deception in executing a valid arrest warrant. The case of Gouled v. United States, 1921, 255 U.S. 298, 41 S.Ct. 261, 65 L.Ed. 647, relied on by appellant, holds that a search warrant is invalid even though entry is procured by stealth rather than force. The instant case is different in that the search was incident to an arrest under a valid arrest warrant. Criminal activity is such that stealth and strategy are necessary weapons in the arsenal of the police officer."(32)
In case you or someone in the house opens the door without thinking (because we’ve been trained to be good little ‘citizens’), the Deputy will call you to the door and after a few remarks, will say something like the following. "Hi, I’m here to talk to John Smith." John Smith comes to the door and the Deputy says: "In regard to the abatement you served, the judge will agree to drop the Warrant, if you drop the abatement, and you won’t hear from us, again."
There is only one possible response to this – No!
One may frame their words more diplomatically, but the general idea is, refuse.
This is the mildest and least confrontational type of compelling "voluntary appearance." Most officers walk rather softly after they have been served an abatement.
Example Two.
Same scenario, same situation, same Deputy. This time he says, "Uh, the judge wants to put out a warrant on you for not appearing on your court date, but he won’t, if you’ll come down to the court house to talk about the abatement you served him."
In this approach, you are expected to meet the judge half-way and go along.
Don’t!

The bench warrant has already been issued on the Docket , and the Deputy may not even know it! Often, however, they know perfectly well the warrant’s waiting for you.
Again, the polite refusal will handle the situation.
Example Three.
In another case, the scenario is the same, except, John Smith is not home when the Deputy comes. John’s wife answers the door and when she found out what the Deputy wanted, she handed him a "Public Servant’s Questionnaire," and he left.
Nothing more was heard on the matter.
Example Four.
In another case, after three abatements and three defaults on the same case involving an Order to Show Cause in Federal District Court, the Sheriff’s in a county different from the county where the court sat, sent three Sheriff’s cars to the Smith’s house.
In broad daylight and in front of the neighbors, the Deputies made a great show of force and when they found out that Mr. Smith was not home, asked the Smith’s son where his father was. The son said he didn’t know, the Deputies left, and no more was heard.
The point of this example is, the local Sheriff’s Office co-operated with the I.R.S. and used a half dozen Sheriff’s Deputies to put fear into the Abator and get him to come to court.
Example Five.
In one bizarre case, the local Sheriff put pressure on Mr. Smith’s neighbor to talk to Mr. Smith and get him to go down and talk to the judge.
This example points out very clearly, that imperial powers have no real power to compel performance when true Law has been brought squarely before them. The bottom line is, if they had real Law to back them up, they would not need to use fear, threats, intimidation, and trickery.
The fastest way to compromise your abatement is to answer to the nom de guerre, the fiction, unknowingly. When you are asked your name by an ‘official,’ the name they see on their paperwork is the nom de guerre, not you. If you are asked if you are ‘so and so,’ don’t answer no. By answering no, you become joined in the controversy. Simply say, ‘You don’t know who I am and I don’t know who you are, therefore I have nothing to say to you because you are a stranger and I don’t talk to strangers,’ and it can be continued by importing God’s Law into the situation by saying ‘Let’s search the Scriptures and find out who is who here’ or ‘let’s see if you have a linage to The Tree of Life’ or something to that effect. This is one reason why you should never go anywhere without your Bible. Always try to import God’s Law into these types of situations. If you do not do so, you will be looked upon by them as one of theirs.
Another of their tactics is an attempt to compromise an abatement by mail. In this the imperial powers, after the persona has been properly abated and defaulted, send a letter or process to the abator in general delivery, in the name of the abator’s persona. Remember, that the abatement has the effect of severing the connection between the bondservant and the persona (the nom de guerre).
But, what happens if a bondservant accepts mail from the imperial power (or answers to the nom de guerre)– in the name of the former persona?
Answer: the bondservant and the persona are rejoined and the first abated matter that was dead, is now alive and well again. The reason is, the bondservant has, by his own act, contradicted his abatement and default, and has proved, by accepting mail or saying ‘yes, that’s me’ for the persona, that he is not who he claimed to be in the abatement, and that he is volunteering to be a surety once again, for the persona.
When defective mail comes to the general post-office, write on it, "Not deliverable as addressed." Do not write "Refused!!!" This is a dead give-away that the abator is still a ‘resident’ at the ‘address’ on the mail.
By the way, the meaning of ‘resident’ is, the ‘the thing identified.’

Response Tactics of the bondservant of Christ
How does a bondservant respond to the tactics of imperial powers in the above examples?
First, avoid idle conversation with those who try to talk you into removing your abatement. This is thin ice and you may be trapped by your own words into the "benefit of discussion." Exercise your ‘right of avoidance’ at all times.
Second, the officer wants to speak to the persona, who cannot speak, except by the mouth of Ba’al. You must refuse all discussion with an officer, through verbal abatement or other wise.
Third, if any further process — on the same case and with the same case number — comes into the presence of the bondservant, whether by personal service of process, or by any other means, there is only one possible response for the bondservant to take, abate again.

Misnomer
Misnomer means, literally, "mis-named." More importantly, any process, bearing any name other than a bondservant’s full and properly spelled Christian appellation is an error subject to abatement:
The name of men, at this day, are only sounds for distinction’s sake, though perhaps they originally imported something more, as some natural qualities, features, or relation; but now there is no other use of them but to mark out the families or individuals we speak of, and to difference them from all others; since, therefore, they are the only marks and indicia of things which human kind can understand each other by, we must see what certainty the law requires herein, and what the effects and consequences are of the omission of the name, or false specification of the party…(33)
And from a work compiled in 1670,
Misnomer, (compounded of the French Mes., which in composition always signifies amisse, and nomer, Latin, nominare,) the using [of] one name for another, a mis-terming, or mis-naming.(34)
A misnomer is any spelling of a name contrary to the Rules of English Grammar and the way in
which one customarily writes his name. Thus, a nom de guerre, a name spelled in all capital letters, such as JOHN DAVID SMITH, is incorrect according to the Rules of English and is thus a misnomer.
Where a name appears in upper and lower case according to the Rules of English, and one of the names has been abbreviated or, initialized, it is also a misnomer. Thus,
We are of opinion that the word ‘misnomer,’ which means a naming amiss, is wide enough to cover the faulty indication of a Christian name by means of the initial: Vide, Bacon’s Abridgment, under misnomer,"(35) and "initials were no name at all."(36)
Thus,
Misnomer is a good plea in abatement, for since names are the only marks and indicia which human kind can understand each other by, if the name be omitted or mistaken, there is a complaint against nobody. And, …if the defendant has been arrested by a wrong name, the court will set aside the proceedings … and discharge him if in custody.(37)
But, though a defendant may, by pleading in abatement, take advantage of a misnomer when there is a mistake in the writ or declaration, as to the name of baptism or surname; yet in such a plea he must set forth his right name, so as to give the plaintiff a better writ.(38)
Now, even though a misnomer appears on the process, a plaintiff may produce witnesses who will state that the respondent never spells his name the way it is spelled in his abatement.
Therefore, if one spells out his first name, initializes his second name, and spells his last (surname) name, and process is issued in that name (a defendants customary spelling, even though incorrect by the Rules of English), an abatement that pleads misnomer, may not lie.
It is good practice to put a colon (:) between your Christian name, given at baptism, and your family name. The Christian appellation includes only your first and second names. Get in the habit of writing out the full name, or one may use only the Christian name as a rule.
But, if one was given at birth a name with only a single letter in it, do not put a period after the single letter name. If it is done, it will convert the name to a nom de guerre.
The Rule is: Always spell ones Christian appellation according to the Rules of English.
Note: IRS agents, deliberately use misnomers for themselves. They call it an "officially registered pseudonym," i.e., false name, to make it more difficult for one to find the agent’s personal property and seize it in a suit at Law.
Question: If what the I.R.S. does is Lawful, why do they need an ‘officially registered pseudonym.?’ Of course it is obvious they have no real Law.

Kitchen Sinkers
It is a maxim that "less is more." No where is this more applicable than in Law and Process.
Yet, we’ve all heard of, and probably know, many ‘pro per’ or ‘pro se’ types who have never heard of this maxim and would reject it in a heart beat, because they are "The Kitchen Sinkers."
When Kitchen Sinkers write process or a brief, they throw in everything they can think of, including ‘the kitchen sink.’ And for this reason, such people seldom win any cases, not even against the dog catcher, precisely because of the unrelenting need to throw in the kitchen sink.
These guys can take simple process like a Non-Statutory Abatement, that takes at most nine or ten pages to say what needs to be said, and blow it up into fifteen, twenty, or thirty pages.
They can write paragraphs of one sentence that are five pages long!!! And, in the vast majority of cases, such paragraphs have no substance in Law — at all. Instead, they are nothing but an exercise in how to vent one’s spleen in ten thousand words, without saying anything of real value.
They will sit at a typewriter or computer for hours, banging away in a rage and congratulating themselves on how ‘powerful’ their writing is. They build up an enormous raging sweat during this marathon of spleen venting and by the time they finish (assuming the process can be completed before the court deadline sixty days down the road) they are a bundle of knotted emotion and profanity. But, if they really do finish the job, they always qualify the end result by saying, "There’s some things I’d like to add, but, we don’t have time now."
And at the end of it, the Kitchen Sinker sits back with great pride, looks at his stack of papers and says, "There, ah, show’d ’em!"
In truth, courts pay no attention to such trash, especially since at least half the words are devoted to slandering or libeling the judges’ bloodline back to his ninth great grand-parents on both sides of the family tree.
The Rule is; Avoid such people like the plague, because they are one.

On the Uniform Commercial Code
There is the tendency in the law reform movement to use the Uniform Commercial Code on everything from signatures on checks, on mail, on applications, and on anything that even appears to be paperwork or process from any government agency, bureau, department, or other imperial res.
Now, if those in the movement are so interested in restoring God’s Law and everything else that goes with it, why do they feel the need to use statutes??? And, the Uniform Commercial Codes, whether State or Federal, are commercial statutes, none of which is Law, or bears any resemblance to it.
"Individuals rely for protection of their rights on law, and not upon regulations and proclamations of departments of government, or officers who have been designated to carry ‘laws’ into effect." Baty v. Sale, 43 Ill. 351
God’ Law and statutes do not mix. They are like oil and water. Yet, every time one hears a presentation on the common law, they invariably bring up the so-called ‘sure fire silver bullets’ of the Uniform Commercial Code. So prevalent is this practice that in one recent newspaper article on the militia, the newspaper reporter said that the courts call these people "The UCC’ers."
Would any right thinking UCC fan use the I.R.S. Code to try and create a Non-Statutory Abatement? I think not. Then, why do they use the UCC, that uses the same "words and phrases" definitions found in Title 26, The Internal Revenue Code??? Could it be that all the Titles and Codes, and, specifically, the Uniform Commercial Code are really just an imperial mine-field???
Now, since people are so enamored of common law and still use UCC statutes, go ahead, use the UCC all you want. But, do not use any UCC citations in Non-Statutory Abatements — if you expect the abatement to be successful !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Conflict of Laws
Having spoken on the U.C.C., which is a privately copyrighted statute by The American Law Institute, raises the question of the use of any statutes in a Non-Statutory Abatement. It is not necessary or recommended to use any statute, including codification’s of the common law, because their use may, under many circumstances, compromise the abatement. As a result, we do not recommend use of any codifications of the common law, in a Non-Statutory Abatement.
The reason is because, first and foremost, you do not see the term "common law" in scripture. Bondservants of Christ are only to use God’s Law. Secondly, the common law is a commerical law today, created by merchants, influenced by Roman Law, and used for commercial purposes. The following definitions are taken from "A Dictionary of Law, by William C. Anderson, 1893."
Custom of merchants: A system of customs, originating among merchants, and allowed for the benefit of trade as part of the common law. Page 303.
Law-merchant; law of merchants: The rules applicable to commercial paper were transplanted into the common law from the law merchant. They had their origin in the customs and course of business of merchants and bankers, and are now recognized by the courts because they are demanded by the wants and conveniences of the mercantile world. Pages 670-671.
Roman Law: The common law of England has been largely influenced by the Roman law, in several respects:…Through the development of commercial law. Page 910.

Recognizing Defective Process
For you to maintain your standing in Law, you must be able to distinguish between Lawful process and defective process. This is especially important if one discovers that their perception of Lawful process may be warped and thus, dysfunctional. A false perception of process, and acting on that perception, can be fatal to maintaining one’s Lawful standing — not the process itself. The key indicia in Lawful process are: One, a seal from a court known and recognized in the state, and not of the State; Two, signed in black ink by a constitutionally elected Judge in the Judicial Department in the state; Three, it must describe with particularity the bondservant, without errors in the name. Do not look to the Federal Constitution for the requirements.

Address vs. Location
At Law, you are your own "secretary of state." You have established Christ’s government in your House which communicates with outside imperial and Lawless governments. It is your duty to maintain the integrity of Christ’s government and to that end you must understand certain terms which are misleading when first encountered.
There are several key terms concerning transmission of any communication between a Good and
Lawful bondservant and imperial governments when the Post Office is involved. These terms apply whether we receive process from governments or send process to governments.
Post Office functions have been converted under the provisional government to a commercial venue managed and serviced by a separate entity now known as the U.S. Postal Service. Key terms below clarify these differences if we note that Post Office Department terms used by the commercial Postal Service are given new names and redefined. The old ones still exist, but the new codes do not mention them.
The important avenue is to use non-commercial venues to avoid accepting any benefit, privilege, or opportunity.
Official terms that define the duties and powers of the Postal Service, assume that the District of Columbia is the ‘home’ point of origin. The term ‘domestic’ means; ‘about the home,’ ‘home-grown,’ etc., but, in Postal Codes, the home point to determine the meaning of domestic is the District of Columbia, and domestic mail moves between D.C., possessions and territories of the United States, Guam, Puerto Rico, Northern Marianas Islands, Virgin Islands, American Samoa, and the parts of states that are ceded, rented, leased, or under management of the ‘United States,’ as trustees in bankruptcy. Mail moving within and between points outside of the above areas is ‘non-domestic mail.’
Zip Codes are fictions that number specific ‘military districts’ but are not part of the land itself. They are used to scan mail to determine if it is domestic or non-domestic. However, since words and numbers within brackets, etc., re-define enclosed ZIP Codes as "extraneous, explanatory, and interpolated matter,"(39) the ZIP code itself, has no force and effect in law when brackets are used.
In Law, the jurisdiction of the ‘United States’ and its federal power extends no further than the Post Office. But, through the benefit of ‘free delivery’ to a P.O. Box or address, that jurisdiction is extended. With ‘free delivery’ being a war measure from 1863, it is considered a commercial benefit and is technically governed by commercia belli.(40)
Those who use addresses are converted as well, to a commercial persona.
The evidence of this is that the postage only pays for transportation of mail between Post Offices. Any delivery of post beyond the Post Office is a benefit, because its free. P.O. Boxes are a benefit because a postal clerk delivers mail, for free, to the customers ‘address.’ Fees paid for a P.O. Box are only box maintenance fees, and do not pay the postal clerks wages who delivers mail to the box.
Thus, the only Post Office function not extending a commercial benefit, privilege, or opportunity is the general post-ofice, which existed before the Federal Constitution. It is also a custom and usage of long duration, preceding the legal memory of man.

Serve It, Don’t File It !!!
We have stated over and over again, that the current legal system is one of foreign law (Martial, International/Municipal, law of War, etc.) and such courts we style as Imperial Courts. Non-statutory abatements cannot be heard in legislatively created imperial courts.
This has not prevented people from filing abatements in such courts, anyway. Because such courts cannot hear these actions, there is but one result — rejection!!!
The problem is, when the abatement is rejected, people call or write to complain. After much discussion we learn the abator filed his process in the court. When reminded that Version 1.0 of the work tells him not to do this, Alzheimer’s sets in and he doesn’t remember this (or it may have been removed from his pirated copy of the abatement package).
One more time: Serve it, Don’t File It !!!
There are many reasons, of course, why we do not file an abatement in a court. One, there is no court today that has authority to hear it. Two, the court only hears a case — after all parties are joined in an action. Three, abatements are served on one who becomes a plaintiff thereby, who is given an opportunity to respond with a better suit, if he can. But, fiduciaries of today’s imperial governments cannot respond to Non-Statutory Abatements – only those with Lawful standing can. Four, if process comes from a court, abatements are still served on the persons, i.e., the judge, prosecutor, cop, State Judicial Council, etc. (to serve the secretary of the judge is the same as serving the judge himself). Five, all Non-Statutory Abatements in this Handbook are served on people in their private capacity. Six, the abator exercises his power in God’s court when the abatement is served. He cannot file it anywhere, in any court, because no court can hear any matter still under another court’s jurisdiction.
Thus, Serve the abatement — don’t file it!!!

God’s superior court?
We stated above that the abator exercises his power in God’s court. What does this mean?
It means just what it says. When the abator serves process, the contents of the process determine what court the process is served from, which is an at-Law court. This right to exercise God’s court is also verified in Chapter 34 of the Magna Charta which says in simple terms: "No man can be deprived of his own court."
What is the name of God’s court? The name of God’s court is the ‘superior court’ spelled in all lower case letters, i.e., without a capital ‘S’ on superior and without a capital ‘C’ on court.
But, the courts in my State are called ‘district’ courts; what do I do?
Your court is still styled a ‘superior court’ because it is superior to all others. God’s court has nothing to do with their courts. These are completely separate jurisdictions.

Serving Non-Statutory Abatement Processes
The Non-Statutory Abatement Processes is served by two or three fellow brothers in Christ. For those who are without an assembly in their area, the previous method of issuing the process on your own through Registered Mail, or by the Sheriff, can still be used, but we have found that the newest procedure is a much more effective method. For those who go through registered mail or the sheriff, our older Non-Statutory abatement must be used, not our newest updated version.
The most scripturally based way to serve the abatement is to have at least two brothers in Christ serve this abatement on the Defendants. Jesus sent his apostles out two by two, because God’s Law says in the mouth of two or three witnesses shall every word be established. If you cannot get two brothers to serve the abatement, you can get one brother and you can go along with him as a witness. If you go with him, be sure not to serve the abatement yourself, and be sure not to say a word; you are there simply as a witness. Have your brother serve the abatement and do all the talking.
We recommend serving everyone involved, including the police officer, the judge, and the prosecuting attorney. The judge may be the most difficult to serve, but all judges have a secretary. If you serve the secretary, it is just as good as serving the judge himself.

For those of you who do not have an assembly of two or three brothers to serve the abatement, you must use our older abatement with our older ways of serving the abatement. Click here to by-pass our newest abatement and go directly to our older abatement section.

Non-statutory Abatement Updates
With the completion date of the Fifth Edition of the Book of the Hundreds being uncertain and somewhat distant at this time, we have been led to present the newest update of the abatement process for those in need of it at this time.
In the continuing effort to strengthen the abatement process in its current form, which has been one of our duties here in the past six years or so, we present the following Non-statutory Abatement and Default.
What is presented hereafter is the diligent labors, in the Christ, by many Brothers and Sisters of His Body too numerous to detail here. Without their vast and continuing fellowship, exhortation, and knowledge concerning His Word and the power thereof as it relates to the abatement process, the following update would not be presented here.
It must also be said that, through their trials and tribulations related to the process of setting the record in our Fathers court for His judgment and pleasure, they have evidenced for all to see, as we all should, one way in which the running of the race to "be diligent to present thyself approved to God, a workman not ashamed, straightly cutting the word of truth" can be achieved.
To most of those that are familiar with the previous forms of it, this newest update may appear to be a "radical" change from the earlier editions. We do not consider it radical, but one further step on the long road back to the old paths where all of the Christ’s called-out ones must return, all for His purposes and for His glory; and not their own.

Various Changes from the Older Abatements
One. The first notable change is the placement of the seals and signatures. They have been moved to the top in accordance with the ancient writs which were always signed and sealed before the Law and Facts were presented. In this way, His court’s process also remains separate and distinct from the modern commercial modes which are signed after the fact. His court is always "superior court at (city or area), i.e. "at Denver," "at Appalachia," "at Iowa."
Two. The process is issued through the area assembly for the purpose of "covering" the accused Brother or Sister.
Three. It is made clear to all receiving the Abatement process that it is being issued in our Master’s court, thereby avoiding any accusations of issuing "false" process. Though no one to our knowledge has ever been prosecuted for doing so, as it relates to the abatement process, their have been many statutes passed at the State level as a deterrent.
Four. All reference to "the church" has been eliminated, and replaced with the true descriptions of the Branches on His Vine, i.e., His ekklesia, the Christ’s Lawful assembly at ………………, His Lawful assembly at ……………..,etc. These have the same meaning, and are used throughout the process so that their is no misunderstanding about who the process is issued by. This also eliminates any presumption of legal personality.
Five. The process is no longer served through the mails, but is now served by two Brother’s as messengers from the area assembly. They are to also return on the Rule Day to receive an answer from the Defendants. At that same time, if there is no answer, they can serve the Default. This mode has been found to be very effective, and also eliminates any presumption of evil as to the use of the commercial "U.S. Postal Service" for serving Lawful process.
Six. The prosecuting attorney, or District Attorney, has been added to the Defendant list in all cases. This has now been found to be of utmost importance, for he or she is as much a party to the action as all of the other Defendants. We have even had confirmation in one case from the judge, stating that, "if the District Attorney had been made a Defendant and served with the process, the warrant would never have been re-issued."
Seven. All periods (.) have been eliminated and replaced with colons (:), semi-colons (;), and commas (,) to avoid any break in the continuous spirit of thought, as is found in the original Greek texts of Scripture.
Eight. "Nom de guerre" as it relates to the Accused has been replaced with "legal fiction," which, technically, describes a name in all capital letters. A name in all caps is also a persona designata; therefore that term has also been retained to describe the legal fiction.
Nine. "It has been written from the beginning" now precedes Scripture verses in place of "it is written" in order to make it clear to all that God’s Word is from the beginning and for everlasting, and that anything the natural man invents has no standing, even according to his own maxim of law, "first in time is first in right."
Ten. There is no longer a "dating" of the process. All current calendars used by the natural man are in error, therefore it serves no purpose to use them, and in truth, these pagan years are not "in the year of our Lord." Additionally, using his dating system, to some extent, allows a presumption of recognition of him and his ways, and approval of his error.
Eleven. We no longer use general delivery, but we go through the general post-office.
For those that have been led to seek others of like mind in their local area, or within a larger area, please let us know here [(818) 347-7080] and we will try to put you in contact with others that are seeking the same thing.
Additionally, for those that are led to use this process, and have any questions on its use, please call or write for fellowship any time at (818) 347-7080.

Letter of Appointment
(This Letter of Appointment is to be carried by the Brothers who are appointed as messengers to serve process for your area Lawful assembly. This Appointment is for serving the Default. The wording can be changed when serving the Abatement.)

From the Christ’s Lawful assembly at Los Angeles to all whom this matter does concern, Greetings in the Hallowed Name of our Lord and Saviour Jesus, the Christ, and ourselves;
Locus sigilii ecclesia: