1. What goes in dry and hard, but comes out soft, sticky, and dripping?
CHEWING GUM. Get your mind out of the gutter.

2. It’s a perfect fit for your finger. You slide it on, play with it when you’re bored, and once you’re committed, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?
A WEDDING RING. It’s a legal document, not a kink.

3. What’s 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and works a lot better if it vibrates?
AN ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH. Hygiene is sexy, but you’re just gross.

4. You spend all night fiddling with it in bed. You aren’t allowed to whip it out at work. You only let the people you really trust touch it. What is it?
YOUR SMARTPHONE. Put it away and get some help.

5. What’s long, hard, and full of CUM?
A cuCUMber. It’s a vegetable. Seek professional guidance.

6. What does every woman have that starts with “V” that she uses to get exactly what she wants?
HER VOTE. Equality is beautiful; your imagination is a crime scene.

7. What goes up, moans, lets out a massive load, and then comes back down?
A FREIGHT ELEVATOR. It’s literally just mechanical engineering.

8. What do men keep in their pants that their partners love to blow?
THEIR MONEY. It’s called a budget. Stop being weird.

9. What’s made of thin rubber, fits on the end of a wood shaft, and is designed to prevent mistakes?
AN ERASER. Safety first, you degenerate.

10. People think they’re better when they’re long, but short ones can be incredibly powerful, and there is definitely such a thing as “too thick.” What are they?
BOOKS. Go to a library. Clearly, you haven’t been in a while.

11. What is most useful when it’s long, hard, and follows a lot of stroking?
A MASTERS DEGREE. It takes years of stamina.

12. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is huge. Michael J. Fox’s is tiny. The Pope has one but doesn’t use it. Madonna doesn’t have one at all. What is it?
A LAST NAME. (Schwarzenegger vs. Fox vs. Madonna). Wow.

13. If you put three fingers into these holes, you’re in for a real shocker. What is it?
A POWER OUTLET. That’s literal electrocution. Don’t be a statistic.

14. What starts with “P,” ends with “ORN,” and is the most satisfying part of the movie?
POPCORN. It’s salty, just like your personality.

15. It’s incredibly fun to do, but you’d rather die than watch your parents do it. What is it?
THE ELECTRIC SLIDE. Or Facebook. Either way, you’re traumatized.

16. Every man has one. Some are thick, some are thin. Blowing them feels like a relief, but they drip if you aren’t careful. What are they?
NOSES. It’s allergy season, you pervert.

17. What gets longer when pulled, fits snug between breasts, slides into a dark hole, and works best when jerked?
A SEATBELT. Click it or ticket. Your brain is a hazard.

18. What’s white, sticky, comes in a tube, and is much better to spit than to swallow?
TOOTHPASTE. 9 out of 10 dentists think you’re a freak.

19. What gets wetter and wetter the more things heat up and get steamy?
A TEA KETTLE. Physics is real. Your soul is dark.

20. They’re powerful, heavy, and most fun when you stick three fingers inside and roll them. What are they?
BOWLING BALLS. That’s a strike. You’re out.

21. Some people like being on top, some prefer the bottom, but there’s always a bed involved. What is it?
A BUNK BED. Grow up.

22. What’s soft, bouncy, and always comes in a pair?
REESES PEANUT BUTTER CUPS. Two for the road.

23. You get more of it the more successful you are. You can do it by yourself, but it’s way better with a group. What is it?
NETWORKING. It’s called a career, look into it.

24. What’s beautiful and lush, but gets prickly and uncomfortable if you don’t trim the bush regularly?
A GARDEN. Landscaping is a hobby, not a fetish.

25. What’s the messiest thing to clean up after a long night of intense physical contact?
YOUR REPUTATION. Especially after these guesses.

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