1. What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum, you perv!

2. Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?
ring

3. What’s at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
A TOOTHBRUSH

4. You play with it at night before bed. You can’t be seen fiddling with it at work. You only let very, very special people touch it. What is it?
PHONE

5. What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
cuCUMber

6. What does every woman have that starts with a "V" and that she can use to get what she wants?
VOICE

7. What goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down?
An elevator

8. What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?
MONEY

9. What’s made of rubber, handed out at some schools, and exists to prevent mistakes?
ERASERS

10. People think these are better when they’re longer, but short ones can be really powerful, too, and there is totally such a thing as TOO long. What are they?
TWEETS

11. What’s most useful when it’s long and hard?
college education.

12. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is really short. Mickey Mouse’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What is it?
last name

13. If you put three fingers into these holes, it’s gonna be a shocker. What am I talking about?
A POWER OUTLET

14. What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" and is the hottest part of the movie industry?
POPCORN

15. It’s fun to do, but you hate knowing your parents do it, too. What is it?
FACEBOOK

16. Every man has one, some are big, some are small. Blowing them feels great, but they drip if you aren’t careful. What are they?
Noses

17. What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?
Seatbelts

18. What’s white, gooey, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
Toothpaste

19. What gets wetter when things get steamy?
Steam boats

20. They’re powerful and fun, especially when you put your fingers in them. What are they?
Bowling balls

21. Some people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed.
BUNK-BED

22. What’s squishy, bouncy, and comes in pairs?
2bunnies!

23. You get a lot of it if you’re important and successful, you get less when you’re just starting out. You sometimes do it with yourself if you need to, but it’s a lot better when it’s with other people.
Email

24. What’s beautiful and natural, but gets prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?
grass

25. What’s messy and difficult to clean up after sex?
FEELINGS

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