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Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
One-liner has 77.79 % from 4122 votes. Vote:Tags: insults
Two wrongs don’t make a right, take your parents as an example.
One-liner has 76.52 % from 1473 votes. Vote:Tags: family, insults, rude, sarcastic
I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.
One-liner has 76.15 % from 1128 votes. Vote:Tags: attitude, hate, insults, rude
If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
One-liner has 75.96 % from 1482 votes. Vote:Tags: insults, intelligence, sarcastic
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
One-liner has 75.17 % from 1556 votes. Vote:Tags: family, insults
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
One-liner has 74.82 % from 1426 votes. Vote:Tags: insults, marriage


Yo’re so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
One-liner has 74.62 % from 1830 votes. Vote:Tags: insults, school, ugly
It’s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
One-liner has 74.59 % from 665 votes. Vote:Tags: insults, rude
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
One-liner has 74.32 % from 1638 votes. Vote:Tags: insults
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
One-liner has 74.26 % from 56 votes. Vote:Tags: communication, insults, money, stupid


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